THE X-FILES (in procession for season 11)

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:02 am

Business Phantom wrote:I don't know how they're going to manage to make this worse than the last season.


I want to believe.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:20 am

Never thought I'd be at a point in my life where I'd say "No thanks, I don't want anymore X-Files."
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Postby emotional fascism » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:27 am

^Same. How quickly I forgot why I stopped watching after S7 initially... I defended the second feature movie, but this recent season was soooo bad.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:29 am

after that 2008 movie i didn't even bother with the new series. whatever.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:36 am

The revival has retroactively made S9 relatively coherent and tasteful.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:38 am

This could still be really good in the right hands! That's what's so damn frustrating about this. Why can't Carter get abducted by aliens or have his liver eaten by a 100-year-old mutant?

Those S10 comics they put out were infinitely more engaging and well-crafted than that abomination of a revival.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:39 am

carter may as well pack on some weight and start wearing flannel shits to complete his transformation
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:54 am

The last season was downright offensive and catered to the worst of America.
Like if they had an episode that parodied BLM it would be Michael Flynn Jr.: The Series.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:56 am

Yeah I feel like anything that airs on network television these days is going to be bad because that's who still watches it
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:02 am

Kevin McCallister wrote:The last season was downright offensive and catered to the worst of America.
Like if they had an episode that parodied BLM it would be Michael Flynn Jr.: The Series.


duchovny's turn as a transitioning woman in Twin Peaks in the early 90s was a more enlightened and respectful portrait of the issue than that one fucking episode in S10 that had a bunch of uncomfortable (and terribly unfunny!) trans jokes. wtf happened to darin morgan
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:03 am

doomedhuh wrote:do you think on the new episodes they'll explain the truth about where the aliens came from?

Don't we already know this? I thought they were the original inhabitants of earth.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:04 am

I think Chris Carter has really become an Info Wars nut.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:07 am

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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:37 am

At least I made it through 2-3 new Arrested Development episodes. But I guess those were shorter.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:16 am

Duchovny is faultless in all of this.
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:33 am

i don't think i can even bring myself to watch this. maybe if i hear positive word of mouth, but i doubt it

they should try to bring back vince gilligan to write an ep or two
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Postby emotional fascism » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:21 pm

I'll keep a pulse on this thread. I trust most of the folks on this board and if things are trending well, I'll watch.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:18 pm

I fucking watched it last time even though it sucked. But I think it was because of this thread.
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Postby spix et chicho » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:20 pm

the Chris Carter written/directed episodes of the last season were so horribly incompetent, i legit couldn't believe how impossibly bad they were
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Postby odilon redon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:23 pm

is the last episode of last season the one with the trippy mulder scene? i bailed before that is it worth hate-watching?
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:24 pm

I don't think it is the last one. The last episode was a train wreck.
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:27 pm

the one darin morgan ep was the only halfway redeeming part of the revival, so i'm assuming they'll let him have at least one more crack at it

i'll probably just end up watching that and nothing else
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Postby chairkicker » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:41 pm

if gilligan doesn't get to write and direct an episode, i'm not watching this
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Postby chairkicker » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:44 pm

then again i'm a hell of a masochist
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:51 pm

well it don't look too good but i guess i have to watch this. fuck me

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Postby Grey Poupon » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:09 pm

Kwisatz Haderach wrote:Duchovny is faultless in all of this.

This is how I feel about Robert Patrick in season 9
Dudes alright
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Postby deadbass » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:14 pm

Don’t do this to yourself endo. Let it go. Be like Vince Gilligan.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:17 pm

i love the x files so much but i never even finished the last miniseries.
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Postby Brevity » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:28 pm

I'm in for the Darin Morgan episode at least
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