THE X-FILES (miniseries)

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Peter Criss » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:02 am

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Postby galactagogue » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:32 pm

lol is that like an x files themed porno?
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Postby Poptone » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:58 pm

galactagogue wrote:lol is that like an x files themed porno?


get ready to pop those gummies, cos yr in for a shock
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Postby Baby Museum » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:37 pm

s11 confirmed
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Postby deadbass » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:43 pm

Nowhere to go but up, right?
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Postby terminus » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:46 pm

still mad they took this off Netflix
learned that from ugk back in 'pocket full of stones'
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Postby Business Phantom » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:56 pm

Agent Einstein is the kid from Six Feet Under.
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Postby l33t h4ck3r » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:58 pm

she was bad in this
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Postby Business Phantom » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:58 pm

I don't know how they're going to manage to make this worse than the last season. Got to be one of the worst seasons of television I've watched to completion.
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Postby l33t h4ck3r » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:59 pm

i remember liking 2 episodes
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Postby Business Phantom » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:00 pm

I liked that weird drug induced hallucination featuring mulder.
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Postby l33t h4ck3r » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:01 pm

yeah i also liked agent einstein she was a hoot
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Postby l33t h4ck3r » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:02 pm

i can't even remember the mulder analog, they should have at least called him agent tesla or something
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Postby Business Phantom » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:09 pm

I think it was Miller.
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Postby doomedhuh » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:41 pm

do you think on the new episodes they'll explain the truth about where the aliens came from?
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:02 am

Business Phantom wrote:I don't know how they're going to manage to make this worse than the last season.


I want to believe.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:20 am

Never thought I'd be at a point in my life where I'd say "No thanks, I don't want anymore X-Files."
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Postby emotional fascism » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:27 am

^Same. How quickly I forgot why I stopped watching after S7 initially... I defended the second feature movie, but this recent season was soooo bad.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:29 am

after that 2008 movie i didn't even bother with the new series. whatever.
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Postby universe » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:30 am

I turned off the first ep when they showed Mulder a real UFO in like the first 10 minutes.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:36 am

The revival has retroactively made S9 relatively coherent and tasteful.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:38 am

This could still be really good in the right hands! That's what's so damn frustrating about this. Why can't Carter get abducted by aliens or have his liver eaten by a 100-year-old mutant?

Those S10 comics they put out were infinitely more engaging and well-crafted than that abomination of a revival.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:39 am

carter may as well pack on some weight and start wearing flannel shits to complete his transformation
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:54 am

The last season was downright offensive and catered to the worst of America.
Like if they had an episode that parodied BLM it would be Michael Flynn Jr.: The Series.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:56 am

Yeah I feel like anything that airs on network television these days is going to be bad because that's who still watches it
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Postby Poptone » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:02 am

Kevin McCallister wrote:The last season was downright offensive and catered to the worst of America.
Like if they had an episode that parodied BLM it would be Michael Flynn Jr.: The Series.


duchovny's turn as a transitioning woman in Twin Peaks in the early 90s was a more enlightened and respectful portrait of the issue than that one fucking episode in S10 that had a bunch of uncomfortable (and terribly unfunny!) trans jokes. wtf happened to darin morgan
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Postby Business Phantom » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:03 am

doomedhuh wrote:do you think on the new episodes they'll explain the truth about where the aliens came from?

Don't we already know this? I thought they were the original inhabitants of earth.
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Postby Business Phantom » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:04 am

I think Chris Carter has really become an Info Wars nut.
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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:37 am

At least I made it through 2-3 new Arrested Development episodes. But I guess those were shorter.
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