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Postby Mr. Jackpots » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:48 am

Got a pretty terrible text from my father tonight regarding shutdown. Feeling the lowest about this shit since... I don't even know any longer.

Tonight feels bad.
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Postby identikit » Sat Jan 20, 2018 5:34 am

is this one going to be much different from the one in 2013? can't tell how bad this actually is.
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat Jan 20, 2018 5:37 am

easy wrote:I know the board's not exactly high on the crooked media dudes but pfeiffer is consistently real good


Yeah always liked pfeiffer
so
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Postby Kuboaa » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:00 am

antoine wrote:Fuck all these old out of touch idiots forever. I want a new country.

age limits in congress and the WH constitutional amendment
what's a good limit? 70? 72?
I mean, I'd think something is likely seriously wrong if my boss at work was a 71 year old fart
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Postby tgk » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:17 am

Kind of a silly argument when you think bernie should be out but cotton can stay. Age ain't the problem here
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Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:28 am

all politicians must get passing grades on the 'woke' test before being allowed to serve
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Postby mortimer » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:28 am

Kuboaa wrote:
antoine wrote:Fuck all these old out of touch idiots forever. I want a new country.

age limits in congress and the WH constitutional amendment
what's a good limit? 70? 72?
I mean, I'd think something is likely seriously wrong if my boss at work was a 71 year old fart

This is like seriously a very bad post. Shut up.
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Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:38 am

Kuboaa wrote:
antoine wrote:Fuck all these old out of touch idiots forever. I want a new country.

age limits in congress and the WH constitutional amendment
what's a good limit? 70? 72?
I mean, I'd think something is likely seriously wrong if my boss at work was a 71 year old fart


i know of some pretty stupid 50-something year olds and some pretty smart 70-something year olds so i don't think this really holds up
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Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:57 am

thought: dems should add a measure that mcconnell must wear a turtle costume in the senate for the rest of the year or no deal
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:00 am

Are we making some... new rules?

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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:02 am

NEW RULE: Republicans have to enter the Senate Chamber to "Baby Elephant Walk," because their President is a TODDLER
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Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:03 am

impeachment pants: MANDATORY ATTIRE
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:03 am

NEW RULE: Republicans should be presented with trays of cheese on a daily basis, because all their President does is WHINE
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:05 am

NEW RULE: Stop talking about the President's sex life. I don't want to know what he does with a porn star, or what he does with with his regular sex partner. But enough about IVANKA!
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:06 am

Dah duh dah dah dah dah dah, dah duh dah dah dah dah dah
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:08 am

Hit em where it hurts

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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:13 am



Nowhere for Milk n Cooks to play tonight
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Postby an otter » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:20 am

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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:24 am

just shot a guy this morning, felt good
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:28 am

Amblin wrote:

Nowhere for Milk n Cooks to play tonight


Party on the Koch Failson's yacht
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Postby ZONKER » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:29 am

an otter wrote:


What a weiner, sounds like an easy $20k if some extremely basic shit is thought out.

E: that is, it would be easy money if the dipshit grower didn’t go around blabbing it to people and the moron he asked to do this didn’t post his whole plan on fucking r/imatotaldumbshit
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:34 am

did the democrats give up yet
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:35 am

yessssssssss

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Postby Bartatua » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:38 am

axe them all?

joe's already on it
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:38 am

I forgot about this Jon Weisman classic



fuck off
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:39 am

The problem with the NYT is that their highest profile people are all fucking shitheads
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Postby grayfox » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:51 am

Hugh wrote:
easy wrote:I know the board's not exactly high on the crooked media dudes but pfeiffer is consistently real good


I will go to bat for them except Lovett.

Yeah this is basically how I feel. He thinks he's funnier than he is
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Postby Hugh » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:58 am

:!:
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Hugh wrote:
easy wrote:I know the board's not exactly high on the crooked media dudes but pfeiffer is consistently real good


I will go to bat for them except Lovett.

Yeah this is basically how I feel. He thinks he's funnier than he is


He has some good moments, but can get pretty annoying.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:03 am

Lovett was a lot better before he built his lame shtick up.
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