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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:57 am

thought: dems should add a measure that mcconnell must wear a turtle costume in the senate for the rest of the year or no deal
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:00 am

Are we making some... new rules?

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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:02 am

NEW RULE: Republicans have to enter the Senate Chamber to "Baby Elephant Walk," because their President is a TODDLER
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Postby yungboi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:03 am

impeachment pants: MANDATORY ATTIRE
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:03 am

NEW RULE: Republicans should be presented with trays of cheese on a daily basis, because all their President does is WHINE
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:05 am

NEW RULE: Stop talking about the President's sex life. I don't want to know what he does with a porn star, or what he does with with his regular sex partner. But enough about IVANKA!
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:06 am

Dah duh dah dah dah dah dah, dah duh dah dah dah dah dah
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:08 am

Hit em where it hurts

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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:13 am



Nowhere for Milk n Cooks to play tonight
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Postby an otter » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:20 am

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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:24 am

just shot a guy this morning, felt good
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:28 am

Amblin wrote:

Nowhere for Milk n Cooks to play tonight


Party on the Koch Failson's yacht
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Postby ZONKER » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:29 am

an otter wrote:


What a weiner, sounds like an easy $20k if some extremely basic shit is thought out.

E: that is, it would be easy money if the dipshit grower didn’t go around blabbing it to people and the moron he asked to do this didn’t post his whole plan on fucking r/imatotaldumbshit
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Shotfrog wrote:These horrible, despicable people make it so far in life, and last night I was eating kraft mac and cheese straight out of the pan with a wooden spoon.
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:34 am

did the democrats give up yet
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:35 am

yessssssssss

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Postby Bartatua » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:38 am

axe them all?

joe's already on it
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:38 am

I forgot about this Jon Weisman classic



fuck off
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:39 am

The problem with the NYT is that their highest profile people are all fucking shitheads
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Postby grayfox » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:51 am

Hugh wrote:
easy wrote:I know the board's not exactly high on the crooked media dudes but pfeiffer is consistently real good


I will go to bat for them except Lovett.

Yeah this is basically how I feel. He thinks he's funnier than he is
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Postby Hugh » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:58 am

:!:
grayfox wrote:
Hugh wrote:
easy wrote:I know the board's not exactly high on the crooked media dudes but pfeiffer is consistently real good


I will go to bat for them except Lovett.

Yeah this is basically how I feel. He thinks he's funnier than he is


He has some good moments, but can get pretty annoying.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:03 am

Lovett was a lot better before he built his lame shtick up.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:04 am

Can't wait for Seth to get indignant about this one:



I AM A REAL LIVE ATTORNEY
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Postby conductor » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:06 am

Thread title change is not something I needed as I ate my Saturday breakfast... The most chill breakfast of the week!
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:07 am

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Big Oil wrote:or maybe it's just watching all the sanctimonious alternate-dimension messaging snap instantly into place, where the GOP cares about basic governance or the health care program they deliberately let wither and die for months, a message glibly carried along and reified by a bunch of smarmy press hacks who think their 8th story in two months about how Gen. Kelly is a discipline daddy doing the hard work of reigning in renegade Trump adds value to this shitty, stupid world.

It's a lot to take in in a very short amount of time.


yeah


and then there's the Nisha call

I spat out my coffee.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:11 am

For instance, in addition to working as an assistant English professor, Abramson now claims he’s also an “independent journalist,” and has asked followers for donations to continue his “work.” But since Abramson has a job with the University of New Hampshire — and the fact that he appears to do no original reporting of his own — it’s unclear why he would ask for donations. When Paste Magazine asked where Abramson’s donations went, he proceeded to block their reporter on Twitter.


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Postby antoine » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:12 am

Feech La Manna wrote:yessssssssss

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I was listening to RATM evil empire yesterday and actually reading the lyrics, say what you will about that band but zach knows his shit and I don't doubt his actual zeal for his politics. Now we have...Coffee Joe.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:12 am

lovett is probably the most left leaning tho no?
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Postby hbb » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:15 am

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Postby hbb » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:16 am

Amblin wrote:Hit em where it hurts



No-one was untouched
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