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Postby inmate » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:30 am

delgriffith wrote:
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somebody get this to the academy right away
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Postby viachicago » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:34 am

sweet gravy
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:43 am

I totally trust him. they go with the Lights Formula and pack it all in with rave reviews and groundbreaking viewership. isnt the end result of this thread where Lights ascends from his measly Verified Twitter Account beginnings to the lofty auspices of Academy Awards Directorship???

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

LIGHTS
CAMERA
JACKSON
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:08 pm

he better be careful, he just got his account back and his already rockin the dang boat.
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:43 pm

I’m trying to find a flaw in that schedule but it’s pretty damn airtight. The kid may be on to something.
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:45 pm

Maybe it doesn’t leave enough time for Kimmell to vamp onstage or prank Matt Damon / unsuspecting civilians
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:46 pm

you need to squeeze in two minutes to give sean spicer a standing ovation
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:46 pm

do you think jackson is a "keep politics out of awards shows" guy?
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:49 pm

Lights is still mad about Sacheen Littlefeather
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:49 pm

Lights only pledges allegiance to the films
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:51 pm

this is just a phase

for the last three years he was stanning hard for the academy to hire hugh jackman as the official oscar host
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:54 pm

lol i forgot about that
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:28 pm

classic case of putting on new personas trying to figure out who you are and how you fit in the world let's not forgot twitter inexcusably and with great prejudice shut down his verified twitter account for nine(!) days frankly i admire the camera for being willing to be so vulnerable in front of his fans

we've all gotten carried away as a teen lashing out saying something deep down we didn't even believe to be shocking or provocative

an oscar night without pageantry and only seven musical numbers jackson murphy you crazy for this one
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:33 pm

Is it a phase? Or is it Lights recognizing what the Oscars need to do in order to adapt to the current climate?
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:37 pm

all i'm saying is don't be surprised when that tweet is deleted in the future
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:39 pm

TONIGHT ON THE OSCARS: everyone sits quietly with their hands in their laps as the presenters professionally and without flair read off the winners. everyone is bored to tears, except for jackson, who is going to be so amped that his parents will have an impossible time getting him to bed.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:46 pm

I like how his formula is "3 mins per segment". it's genius really. thank you Jackson Lights
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:57 pm

light rail coyote wrote:TONIGHT ON THE OSCARS: everyone sits quietly with their hands in their laps as the presenters professionally and without flair read off the winners. everyone is bored to tears, except for jackson, who is going to be so amped that his parents will have an impossible time getting him to bed.


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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:00 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:all i'm saying is don't be surprised when that tweet is deleted in the future


Only because he’s afraid it could be used against him in his inevitable campaign for President if AMPAS
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:01 pm

All Films, No Frills
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:02 pm

loaf angel wrote:I like how his formula is "3 mins per segment". it's genius really. thank you Jackson Lights


At least he allowed 5 for actor categories
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Postby kirito » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:12 pm

*rubs palms in anticipation*

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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:17 pm

How much you wanna bet that the only other Spike Lee joint LCJ has seen is Inside Man
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:21 pm

I bet you he hasn't even seen that.

Searching his site brings up zero Spike Lee reviews. There's this: https://lights-camera-jackson.com/denzels-magnificent-seven/, but there's no indication he's seen *any* of these films, much less Malcom X.
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:34 pm

Well he’s certainly playing it off as if he’s well versed in the man’s entire filmography.
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:35 pm

“This is a distinctly Lee film, from what I understand. A lot of his cinematic touches are there, according to my brief research.”
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:53 pm

staring at his mouth it doesn't even seem like his voice is in sync in that video. chilly uncanny valley vibezz
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Postby OKterrific » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:14 pm

I mean that's embarrassing but it's also about as deep a critical assessment as you'll get on like IndieWire
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:54 pm



:ryan: :ryan: :ryan:
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