what have we learned from hollywood handbook

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby quilty » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:27 pm

• movies is good
• not the peanut gallery
• brett needs a new brain
• nerds is cool now
• is that bad
• tv is small movies
• sean and hayes are just like real friends

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Postby quilty » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:17 pm

we don't talk

and he doesn't have my current cell phone number
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Postby quilty » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:25 pm



is cops really as strong as what we say
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Postby shankly » Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:54 pm



Spiderman looked at the footprint. He could tell the man was in trouble, trouble with the cops. He sniffed a little of the ground and because of his indian past, he knew the whole story, which was one guys foot, you know, hurt so much. so he smashed it on the ground. And he didn't know why the other guy was after him, why is he chasing him? And uh, a really hot mama kate walked in so he had to look at it and he was like, "oooh yes". So he looked at it.
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Postby quilty » Tue Oct 25, 2016 5:48 pm



you thought this was a clown thing it's a knife
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Postby quilty » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:33 pm



she got a couple wimbledons under her belt, i don't think she's worried about me stepping out.

but you don't see her every day.

no, we don't live together
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Postby quilty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:37 am



ticks is spiders in a way...

because of how much legs
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Postby quilty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:43 am



he's trying to define you, isn't he sweetie?
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Postby quilty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:46 am

fuck your other threads, this is the hollywood handbook thread
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Postby quilty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:47 am

oh what's that you got, some other thread?

fuck your thread
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Postby quilty » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:33 pm



oh no my hand

i have hand pain
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Postby wario lopez » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:12 am

Finally, a thread for me.
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Postby quilty » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:49 am

Potential Boarder wrote:Finally, a thread for me.

of course he knows it doesn't work that way, he a machine
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Postby quilty » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:32 pm

to talk about stuff that no one will talk about like turkey make you sleepy and the science behind that
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it says "meet mice, don't eat mice"

it feels like it's directed at cats
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Postby Kafkaesque » Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:32 pm

Babies is punk rock right now.
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:39 pm

hey dickheads

tired of taking the trolly everywhere and you overpay

for trolly tickets?

yeah well me too. that's why i got a fuckin saturn ion, the most new and best car that goes fast. and vroom you drive it.
when you're doing the car? no need to tell people which way you turn, cuz the signal happens from the light part on the side.
but you gotta hit a thing.
and say "fuck you" to the trolley
so
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Postby wario lopez » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:37 pm

my favorite part of the podcast is because Sean is smart and funny and Hayes is cool and nice.
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Postby wario lopez » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:45 pm

So many of my favorite clips (like the thanksgiving one) aren't on soundcloud/YouTube so it looks like I'll just have to do this shit myself. :(
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you're forced to confront the fact that this is your favorite thing to do at the beach
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:22 pm

by far my favorite genre of hh is hayes confronting or being confronted with his terrible communication w/ others
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KEVIN!
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Postby quilty » Tue May 16, 2017 1:13 pm

seeing these dudes live again. going to be anticlimactic and i'll love it
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tarantula bite dude's dick
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