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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:21 am

how are the last two sentences of that statement real
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:22 am

PROTECT DONALD
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Postby tgk » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:23 am

bannon must be spinning in his grave over this globalist takeover
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:24 am

"I heard some bad things happened so I'm here to set the record STRAIGHT, homies. I gave Stormy Daniels money because I just thought she could use it. I will take a goddamned BULLET for you, Dear Mr. Trump. See ya later, everybody"
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:24 am

Bannon is probably laying face down in a gutter somewhere in the French Quarter tonight
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Postby tgk » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:24 am

In the gargantuan pantheon of lies told in this admin, cohen saying he paid stormy daniels 130k out his own pocket for reasons not connected to the trump campaign has to be the least believable one.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:25 am

on the Coens scale, Gary Cohn is Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty
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Postby WAC » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:25 am

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:this all seems to be going well



He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby endless dave » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:26 am

tgk wrote:In the gargantuan pantheon of lies told in this admin, cohen saying he paid stormy daniels 130k out his own pocket for reasons not connected to the trump campaign has to be the least believable one.


I mean, it's bad enough on its own but just trying to imagine that you're gonna skate by with it after she gave half a dozen interviews about this that have now been reported on is the kind of dumbness that almost takes guts
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:26 am

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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:26 am

Yeah and Cohen is Brad Pitt in Burn after Reading
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:27 am

i mean can someone just come up with $200K to outbid the MNDA
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:27 am

Feech La Manna wrote:Yeah and Cohen is Brad Pitt in Burn after Reading


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Postby Bartatua » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:27 am

What must it be like to write that and then think about how you work for someone who isn't capable of writing or event thinking a fairly simple sentiment like that

And it's the president

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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:28 am

Bartatua wrote:What must it be like to write that and then think about how you work for someone who isn't capable of writing or event thinking a sentence like that


to be honest at this point I bet it feels like some massive dullard has acquired compromising information on every person on earth via the FSB
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:30 am

Random person: "Boy this Trump really is a Russian stooge and piece of shit we should impeach"

:45 seconds with Trump on the golf course later:

"You know, let's give this rascal a shot"
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:18 am

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Postby Viola Swamp » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:39 am

The frog was lonely Bolivian
The frog was lonely Bolivian

Lonely Bolivian frog
Lonely Bolivian frog
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Postby scrambled » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:45 am

Meeps wrote:Michael Cohen, the guy who just claimed he paid Stormy Daniels, is also the "says who" guy


godddddddddd i just rewatched this ahhhhhhhhhhuijugvyf
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Postby Shalabi » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:06 am

2 Cohens at the White House marathon?
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Postby saranclaps » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:07 am

Also this weirdo
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby joe » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:04 am

KALM wrote:"it's a pornography payment. i was buying pornography."


:)
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Postby pinkerton » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:40 am

He said he “facilitated” a payment. That’s some lawyer speak.
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Postby hbb » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:44 am

I laid on the beach, perpetrating a tan
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:59 am

I gotta become a porn star!
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Postby mortimer » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:22 am

No one cared when Bubba put his slick number inside Monica why should I care about this!!!
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:23 am

as I recall, most of the outrage was because she was chubby
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:24 am

god what I would give to go back to every day just being about OJ
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Postby mortimer » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:28 am

The Fox News Facebook comments on this story are really funny. Some real Jared footlong-styled posts.
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Postby Frank » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:40 am

Maybe Cohen changed his story because Trump never paid him back.
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