POTUS Trump Thread: The Dismemberment Plan - Khashoggi & I

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby easy » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:47 am

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Postby mystery meat » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:05 am

woke up this morning and remembered that seemingly half the country is defending literal concentration camps rn and quite a few people i know personally would've been Nazis
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Postby shirts optional » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:07 am

Protesters are outside Nielsen's house in Alexandria playing the ProPublica recording
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:08 am

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:32 am

saranclaps wrote:reverse heel turn

It's called a face turn, IDIOT
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:32 am

AH FUCK TOOP

Ah, fuck

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Postby incoherent grunting » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:35 am

but..
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Postby easy » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:37 am

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this is one of those weird things that just happens now where I'm not sure if something is old news I already knew about, new news I didn't necessarily know about but just kind of assumed, or an SNL opener I dreamt after getting food poisoning
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Postby nocents » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:41 am

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/06/22/trump-millennial-supporters-washington-dc-218833
When it comes to disclosing their affiliation with Trump, no ground is more fraught than courtship. “Trump supporters swipe left”—meaning “don’t even bother trying”—might be the single most common disclaimer on dating app profiles in Washington.

One beleaguered 31-year-old female administration official described at length her “very, very frequent” scraps with her matches on dating apps. “You do the small talk thing, and you have a very good conversation, and then they might say, ‘You didn’t vote for Trump, right?’” she says. “As soon as I say, ‘Of course I did,’ it just devolves into all-caps ‘HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT?’ And ‘You’re going to take away your own birth control.’” In one recent star-crossed exchange, the official told a match she worked for the federal government. When he pushed, she revealed she was in the administration. He asked her, “Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico?”

Evasive answers will get you only so far, though, since many dating apps provide enough information for inquisitive users to sleuth out their matches’ identities. “I literally got the other day, ‘Thanks but no thanks. Just Googled you and it said you were a mouthpiece for the Trump administration. Go fuck yourself,’” says the official. It’s all enough to drive her and some of her colleagues away from at least some of the apps. “I’m no longer on Bumble,” she says.

Young staffers have had to develop a keen sense of just when to have “The Talk” with romantic partners. “I’ve still been able to hook up with women,” says a male former White House staffer. “But I know that I need to be careful about broaching the Trump stuff. I just know that going in, I need to be able to get it out at the right time and not get it out too early to the point where it’s like, ‘Hey, I worked for Trump, you should stop talking to me,’ but late enough in that eventually they know that there is this information floating out there that I worked for this guy and hopefully you have now seen that I’m not a horrible person and we can go further with this.”


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Postby easy » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:51 am

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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:56 am

easy wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:


this is one of those weird things that just happens now where I'm not sure if something is old news I already knew about, new news I didn't necessarily know about but just kind of assumed, or an SNL opener I dreamt after getting food poisoning


Kinda hate that i see stuff like this and my first rhought is " that must be a campaign finance violation" because i know things have eroded so badly that people otherwise might not care
well that was intense
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Postby butter » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:04 am

nocents wrote:https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/06/22/trump-millennial-supporters-washington-dc-218833
When it comes to disclosing their affiliation with Trump, no ground is more fraught than courtship. “Trump supporters swipe left”—meaning “don’t even bother trying”—might be the single most common disclaimer on dating app profiles in Washington.

One beleaguered 31-year-old female administration official described at length her “very, very frequent” scraps with her matches on dating apps. “You do the small talk thing, and you have a very good conversation, and then they might say, ‘You didn’t vote for Trump, right?’” she says. “As soon as I say, ‘Of course I did,’ it just devolves into all-caps ‘HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT?’ And ‘You’re going to take away your own birth control.’” In one recent star-crossed exchange, the official told a match she worked for the federal government. When he pushed, she revealed she was in the administration. He asked her, “Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico?”

Evasive answers will get you only so far, though, since many dating apps provide enough information for inquisitive users to sleuth out their matches’ identities. “I literally got the other day, ‘Thanks but no thanks. Just Googled you and it said you were a mouthpiece for the Trump administration. Go fuck yourself,’” says the official. It’s all enough to drive her and some of her colleagues away from at least some of the apps. “I’m no longer on Bumble,” she says.

Young staffers have had to develop a keen sense of just when to have “The Talk” with romantic partners. “I’ve still been able to hook up with women,” says a male former White House staffer. “But I know that I need to be careful about broaching the Trump stuff. I just know that going in, I need to be able to get it out at the right time and not get it out too early to the point where it’s like, ‘Hey, I worked for Trump, you should stop talking to me,’ but late enough in that eventually they know that there is this information floating out there that I worked for this guy and hopefully you have now seen that I’m not a horrible person and we can go further with this.”


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Postby coop » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:08 am

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Postby brent » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:08 am

how is that not something from resistance hole
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Postby coop » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:09 am

fuck
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Postby easy » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:11 am

quiet part loud, etc

also fucking hell those are some bad ties
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Postby butter » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:18 am

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Postby Sad Panda » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:20 am

Kilmeade’s character as the likeable morning show dope type makes his racism so much more sinister than your regular angry Hannity type nutjobs
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Postby terminus » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:30 am

these fox guys are not my friends
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Postby Shalabi » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:36 am

Probably getting banned on twitter today thanks to that F&F clip tweet
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Postby identikit » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:37 am

staying away from the ICE reports as much as I can, because I keep doubting our decision to move back to the US.

now today we had a convo at work about the child separation camps, and out of my mouth came "I cannot imagine how even Trump supporters could be okay with this. these are small kids."

- and then I opened this thread.

PHONY STORIES OF SADNESS AND GRIEF

THESE AREN'T OUR KIDS.

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Postby tgk » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:38 am

Glad to see people aren't letting up after the EO.
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Postby table for one » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:38 am

anyone know if there is a nyc ice protest planned
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Postby tgk » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:42 am

Amazing how quick people can turn any issue into a "troops lives matter"

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Postby Franco » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:43 am

table for one wrote:anyone know if there is a nyc ice protest planned


Next Sat the 30th there's a march from Foley Sq to Cadman Plaza.

https://www.facebook.com/events/402075813606761/
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