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Postby butter » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:06 am

Bad craziness wrote:
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Big Oil wrote:hell yeah let's do this


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I don't like this


Wouldn't the blue part be southwestern california? Seems confusing.
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Postby Cronos » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:23 am

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Was just telling someone yesterday about how he follows this anti-Semite on Twitter. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from%3A%40DiezNewAge%20jews&src=typd

wont his district just elect someone even worse
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Postby Cronos » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:24 am

butter wrote:
Bad craziness wrote:
Tar Pit wrote:
Big Oil wrote:hell yeah let's do this


40 million dagger


I don't like this


Wouldn't the blue part be southwestern california? Seems confusing.


They had to make that part smallest because otherwise they'd invade Nothern California for water access.
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:31 am

Buddy Glass wrote:As if something about American culture embraces this living death, wants instead to regard it as a virtue or progress or being tougher and harder working than the rest of the world. Arrogance, chauvinism, exceptionalism.
I don’t think George Washington and those guys were thinking that deep into it. They prob would be like WHAT!!??? Ok we need to change this part……
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:15 am

the guy leading this Cali thing seems like a huge dipshit
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Postby saranclaps » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:19 am

The Dirty Turtle wrote:the guy leading this Cali thing seems like a huge dipshit
Yes Tim Draper is a fucking idiot.
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Postby saranclaps » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:23 am

In 2014, when he tried to get this on the ballot, tens of thousands of the signatures they submitted were bunk. Hope they double checked this time.
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Postby joe » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:49 am

shit like that is meaningless whether it passes or not. it's never going past the state level unless it benefits republicans. and it won't.
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:57 am

Is this Cali thing a real thing that might happen? America is so dire, isn't there some fucking law against gerrymandering.

I want to say that I like that this thread exists and people are still paying attention because I'm getting so fatalistic and wanting not to see it which is what they hope for
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Postby jewels » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:49 am

So AT&T is just going to own everything now? Seems very cool.
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:53 am

there was a proposal on one of the podcasts recently that suggested breaking cali into 7 states which would be even better
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Postby . » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:57 am

I say 500 states
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Postby . » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:57 am

Call me a dreamer
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Postby jewels » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:06 am

. wrote:Call me a dreamer


dumb replies I wrote in my head to this post:

- I'll call you a dreamer, if you promise to stop changing your name every three months

- NOT ANYMORE #MAGA

- you're the only one

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Postby . » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:24 am

Man I loved Dave Barry when I was eight
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Postby brent » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:38 am

. wrote:I say 500 states

one state for every day of summer
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Postby hbb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:52 am

. wrote:Man I loved Dave Barry when I was eight

I enjoy Dave Barry
It’s just as simple as that
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:36 am

. wrote:Man I loved Dave Barry when I was eight


Yeah he basically taught me to read (and gave me a ton of falsely lucid memories of peripheral 80s cultural trends and events) through his remaindered books.
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Postby goofjan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:38 am

I never read his columns but I loved watching Dave's World starring Harry Anderson (RIP) because it was the rare sitcom set in Miami. Also Big Trouble, based on his novel, is really underrated.

anyway yeah everything is shit.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby black drum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:41 am

I didn't realize they made a movie of Big Trouble, but I liked the book.

He wrote another novel called Insane City which was also pretty fun.
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Postby black drum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:44 am

Turns out the movie Big Trouble's 9-11 was 9-11 and people didn't much feel like seeing comedies that involve smuggling nuclear weapons on airplanes in that time period.
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Postby black drum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:45 am

It's included with my Amazon Prime HBO Subscription so I am going to watch it.
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Postby goofjan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:46 am

Not even the massive, pulsating charisma of early 2000s Tim Allen could offset America's shookness.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:52 am

Dave Barry taught me to get rid of your moustache in the mid-80s and worship Satan.
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Postby ZONKER » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:04 am

Bad craziness wrote:
Tar Pit wrote:
Big Oil wrote:hell yeah let's do this


40 million dagger


I don't like this


Me either. People assume all Californians are granola eating bong tokers but the reality is that SoCal the state is all rural farmers/conservative desert rats, NorCal has a good chance to go blue but again tons of rural (pot) farmers that can run conservative on a lot of issues and libertarian techbros. Pretty much the only lock for Dems would be California and that’s only cuz there’s so many of my Mexican peoples down there.
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:05 am

"Southern California" would be republican forever, Northern California would be a swing state. It's definitely about gerrymandering
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:11 am

when in Sublime with Rome...
I don’t think George Washington and those guys were thinking that deep into it. They prob would be like WHAT!!??? Ok we need to change this part……
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Postby VHB » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:14 am

they wouldn't be trying a California split up if it wasn't a scam to set up more Republican electoral cheating.

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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:25 am

Our Country’s biggest enemy is the Fake News so easily promulgated by fools!

hey, when he's right he's right
I don’t think George Washington and those guys were thinking that deep into it. They prob would be like WHAT!!??? Ok we need to change this part……
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