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Postby pink snake » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:05 am

i dunno I kinda like Chuck Todd.
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Postby Frank » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:06 am

the trick is to literally never think about Chuck Todd
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:10 am

Bernie wrote:I’m fucking sick of the coded language of “options and choices” that republicans use to deepen the class divide. You think the dumb dems would have figured out some way to combat that now.

i think that language is for their constituents to cover their ass in social settings and "discourse". it's not used to convince anyone of anything because people vote for politicians, not policies. (except maybe in california where there are initiatives on the ballot so marketing gamesmanship might have an effect -- we know how much of a trainwreck it's been and i wonder if this is part of it)

any effective rhetorical tactics thrown into politics will be used by all political actors anyway
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:14 am

chuck todd's goatee began to take root in his brain around 2009. it's basically the Flood from Halo except instead of a parasitic alien trying to exterminate all sentient life in the galaxy it's bad facial hair trying to communicate all of the soft dad opinions in the galaxy.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:14 am

pink snake wrote:i dunno I kinda like Chuck Todd.


why
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:16 am

I think people like chuck todd for the same reason they might like crossing guards or wal mart greeters
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:16 am

"well isn't that nice, this polite unnecessary person"
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Postby terminus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:16 am

Welcome newest registered user "chuck todd's sentient goatee"
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Postby pink snake » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:17 am

light rail coyote wrote:
pink snake wrote:i dunno I kinda like Chuck Todd.


why

I think he's good on Meet The Press. He does a good job and seems like a nice guy.
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Postby terminus » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:18 am

would have a la croix with dude
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Postby Grumby » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:24 am

he has some excellent stuff on his chin
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Postby powderfinger » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:26 am

Chuck Todd's career-making move was doing simple arithmetic - unique among idiot TV pundits - to disprove the delusions of Clinton stans in the closing stages of the 2008 primaries. That's his only accomplishment as a journalist, and it propelled him to stardom.
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Postby dogshower » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:27 am

slinging stardom pretty loosely
JUMP
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:28 am

Putin’s gonna win but something has to give during this next term
Of his

He can’t run again after this
oh no someone save us
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:28 am

I feel like I’ve gone through different phases with Chuck

Like obviously it’s all relative and he’s not *actually* an awesome dude but relative to some of the other pundit schmucks on TV (like Gregory, Blitzer, Stephanop) he’s probably in the better half
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:29 am

"Good Evening from the White House I'm Chuck Todd really Tuck Chuck Dodd Todd Senator, sir, But I must ask, On December, In December On your Campaign, feed FEEEEEDDD MEEEEE FEEEEED T̟̕o҉̰̱̹̮d͎͇͖̟̟̭͞d ̙͎͢F̩̫e͙͝e̼̤d ̛̼̻F̘͈̮E̱͖̠̬̺͙̯E̹͇̥D̠͍ ̜͈͚͍̣̗ͅN͉͚̦̮̰̰͎͢E̫͡Ḛ͉̪̫D̯̼͕͚͎͟ ̜̱̫̬͠M̺Ọ̶̬̞̱̣̰̜R̙E͖ ̗͎̥̖̜C̨̣HÌ͉͉Ń͔͉̯̦̯ ̺͠H̴̰̮̗̠̠͔̟A̵̘I͍̟̕R̵̲͓̗̳͍ ͈̲̜͠F͎̫̦̼͇̼͝ͅḚ͙̻̭͇̮͖E̫̞̜Ḑ͓"
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Postby Franco » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:34 am

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:I feel like I’ve gone through different phases with Chuck

Like obviously it’s all relative and he’s not *actually* an awesome dude but relative to some of the other pundit schmucks on TV (like Gregory, Blitzer, Stephanop) he’s probably in the better half


i see chuck todd exactly in this family of pundit - those who prioritize the empty pageantry and horse raciness of politics. same for chris matthews but at least he's stupid and impulsive enough to accidentally ask pointed questions every so often.

edit: i misread your post a little bit, SO WHAT WHO CARES
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Postby Franco » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:37 am

if cillizza was lucky, he'd be a warm enough presence for tv where he'd fit right in to that group. instead he's too ugly and is just a fresh kill for all sides of twitter to feast on
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Postby Big Oil » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:44 am

"hey how do we continue allying ourselves with the groups that everyone across the ideological spectrum hates?"

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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:05 am



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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:10 am

motherfucker's name is Gentry, jesus fucking christ
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:10 am

it angers me how dopey donalds adult sons are
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Postby Mesh » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:16 am

Feech La Manna wrote:motherfucker's name is Gentry, jesus fucking christ


Reminds me of my own pal, Uppercrust Strand.
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:17 am

light rail coyote wrote:
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yeah but del did you see obama's letterman interview?! he's so charming!

Best dude.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:17 am

His only scandal was a tan suit!
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:19 am

remember when obama shot bin laden in the fuckin face
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:25 am



we;re gettin trump sexts yall
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:27 am

Is there gonna be a GoFundMe to see the President's dick
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Postby dubs » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:28 am

Don Jr has such a punchable fucking face
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:29 am

Feech La Manna wrote:Is there gonna be a GoFundMe to see the President's dick

Tom Steyer is going to buy the rights to all the sexts and dick pics, and then put up a billboard saying "When they go low, we go high" and refuse to release them because the discourse has already been thoroughly debased.
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