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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby easy » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:25 pm

pissss
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Postby cartola » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:25 pm

messier object wrote:
badhat wrote:this could work as a conservative onion style imagined takedown of liberal elite snowflakes and safe spaces but its too clever for any right wing satire so i assume this dude is a tool and not a conservative performance artist

“This life is still fairly new. Just a few years ago, he was a corporate executive at Nike (senior director of global digital commerce was his official, unwieldy title) working with teams of engineers to streamline the online shopping experience. Before that, he had worked digital jobs at Walmart and Disney.

“I worked 12-, 14-hour days,” he said. “The calendar completely booked.”

But three years ago, he decided he had saved enough money to move to a farm, make elliptical sculptures — and, eventually, opt out of the national conversation entirely.

He lives alone and has never been married. As for money, a financial adviser in San Francisco manages his investments. Mr. Hagerman says he throws away the quarterly updates without reviewing them.”

yeah, this dude is just the epitome of Athens County organic farmers

New genre shitehead
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Postby easy » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:25 pm

yup!
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Postby snuggle » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:25 pm

surly wrote:i gotchu bb




This pounds. Lmao
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:25 pm

urine big trouble now
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby pretty yeoman » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:26 pm

spix et chicho wrote:
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easy wrote:it's sort of amazing how steadily the stormy daniels stuff is simmering


yeah I'd say that it's reminiscent of something on the horizon that is of ominous portent


very much like the Call of Cthulhu yes


patiently waiting here in my Ragnarök waders

it's a little sweaty
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:36 pm

I kind of hate the stormy weather shit because

a) even if it blows up it doesnt matter, his morlock fans love him all the more while everybody else just shakes their head, like every other situation
b) it's a big tease, like release the damn dick picks or whatever already, what is it that we're waiting for here exactly
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Postby Big Oil » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:40 pm

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surly wrote:i gotchu bb


maybe he meets CA's reqs for reciprocity?

CA has no reciprocity. :awful:
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:46 pm

Sez who?
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:48 pm

delgriffith wrote:Sez who?


:D
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:49 pm

It's kind of funny how Trump has a soft spot for idiotic manchildren like Cohen and Scavino

They're good boys!
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Postby Big Oil » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:56 pm

oh apparently CA has an out-of-state attorney cert thing for arbitration specifically. That's boring.
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Postby snuggle » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:13 pm

DasLofGang wrote:I kind of hate the stormy weather shit because

a) even if it blows up it doesnt matter, his morlock fans love him all the more while everybody else just shakes their head, like every other situation
b) it's a big tease, like release the damn dick picks or whatever already, what is it that we're waiting for here exactly



I kinda love it cuz

1. He's fumbling under legal pressure from multiple sources and angles (in all holes lmao)
2. It's gotta piss him off and that's good
3. Fuck Trump
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Postby spix et chicho » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:20 pm

wish I had Morlock fans
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:21 pm



shit!
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:23 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:It's kind of funny how Trump has a soft spot for idiotic manchildren like Cohen and Scavino

They're good boys!


yeah he sees himself in them
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Postby speakers » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:32 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:

shit!


if you don’t elect our terrible candidates we will run EVEN WORSE candidates

your fault
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:36 pm

You didn't like it when we shot your dog, so now we're going to shoot your wife. You morons!
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Postby scrambled » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:39 pm

i like that there's no clever name for this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_dog_incident

just Mitt Romney dog incident
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Postby hbb » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:46 pm

A Mitt, a dog, a kennel: Panama.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:52 pm

::looks in rear-view mirror:: ah Jeepers Creepers Ann, I think Seamus has got diarrhea
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Postby scrambled » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:54 pm

not to religitate - i've never heard of anyone riding with a dog on top besides mitt - not even mentioning that it's for a 12 hour fuckin drive to canada - is that a normal thing people do??
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Postby grammatron » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:10 pm

It is not.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:15 pm

scrambled wrote:not to religitate - i've never heard of anyone riding with a dog on top besides mitt - not even mentioning that it's for a 12 hour fuckin drive to canada - is that a normal thing people do??


no, which is why it proved he was a fucking psychopath and unfit for the highest office
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Postby scrambled » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:18 pm

ok i felt like the wikipedia article is too neutral, if not sympathetic, to the romneys
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Postby snuggle » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:23 pm

Didn't they strap the grandma to the car roof in national lampoons vacation? Oh yeah, she was dead
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:25 pm


Huh?
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Postby grammatron » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:31 pm

So what, who cares!
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Postby snuggle » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:52 pm

2nd grader mentality
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:56 pm

that’s a really nice distillation of how “fake news” is now just a term for disagreeing with the media
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