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Postby goofjan » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:42 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:If he did it would be some half asses meaningless measure like everything else he does

followed by, "I accomplished gun control, which DEMOCRATS failed to do! I don't know why. It was easy. SAD! #MAGA"
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Klint » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:43 pm

No one will ever do anything substative about the gun problem.
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Postby bongo » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:45 pm

not in this shit land
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby reversemigraine » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:45 pm

average deceiver wrote:Reagan. Johnson. Nice.


LBJ is too low.
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Postby goofjan » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:46 pm

in the next two weeks he will find a way to blame Obama personally for the shooting
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby KALM » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:47 pm

trump went to comical lengths to even avoid saying the word gun, or expressing any concern about any aspect of this story that would implicate our gun laws, so it seems like he came down pretty decisively on the side of inaction in that debate he was reportedly having
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Postby Grumby » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:47 pm

goofjan wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:If he did it would be some half asses meaningless measure like everything else he does

followed by, "I accomplished gun control, which DEMOCRATS failed to do! I don't know why. It was easy. SAD! #MAGA"


this is spot-on
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:48 pm

reversemigraine wrote:
average deceiver wrote:Reagan. Johnson. Nice.


LBJ is too low.


freezinseason is going to have to ice his knuckles after his typing frenzy.
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Postby important dentist » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:48 pm

tgk wrote:trump even suggesting any sort of gun control measure would be a shock

i wouldn't be shocked if he made some offhanded comment about it, but i would be shocked if he didn't walk it back three hours later after a panicked phone call from paul ryan
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Postby important dentist » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:49 pm

the window of respecting the victims has passed btw
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Postby goofjan » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:50 pm

important dentist wrote:the window of respecting the victims has passed btw

how are we going to celebrate his 100th day!?
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Grumby » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:50 pm

important dentist wrote:the window of respecting the victims has passed btw


this is getting pathetic.
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Postby tgk » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:53 pm

important dentist wrote:
tgk wrote:trump even suggesting any sort of gun control measure would be a shock

i wouldn't be shocked if he made some offhanded comment about it, but i would be shocked if he didn't walk it back three hours later after a panicked phone call from paul ryan


it's interesting because we know trump is terrified of guns and thinks his moron sons are insane for being gun nuts.
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:53 pm

Grumby wrote:
important dentist wrote:the window of respecting the victims has passed btw


this is getting pathetic.


Yeah, I'm starting to get the impression that this guy... this is not my kind of guy.
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Postby brittle » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:53 pm

goofjan wrote:
important dentist wrote:the window of respecting the victims has passed btw

how are we going to celebrate his 100th day!?

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Postby KALM » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:53 pm

i initially read that tweet as "this is trump's 98th day as a golf club as president"

like trump freaky friday'd with a 9-iron 98 days ago and nobody noticed that it's been running our country ever since
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:55 pm

Things Trump is afraid of:

- stairs
- germs
- dogs
- black people
- guns
- bald eagles
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Postby tgk » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm

sharks
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Postby brent » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm

i wish he'd golf more
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Postby tgk » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm

people throwing heavy bags of drugs over the wall and hitting people on the head
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:59 pm

tgk wrote:sharks


Shit, yeah, I forgot.
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Postby important dentist » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:59 pm

could probably be broadened to just "gravity" in general
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:59 pm

tgk wrote:people throwing heavy bags of drugs over the wall and hitting people on the head


What about coconuts?
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Postby tgk » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:01 pm

important dentist wrote:could probably be broadened to just "gravity" in general


for some reason this triggered the memory that for the iowa caucuses trumps plan was to take his helicopter to the state fair and give rides to the kids. fuck. I liked it so much more when he wasn't a threat to our continued existence.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:04 pm

reversemigraine wrote:
average deceiver wrote:Reagan. Johnson. Nice.


LBJ is too low.


Vietnam was a bit of a goof
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Postby Klint » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:10 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:
reversemigraine wrote:
average deceiver wrote:Reagan. Johnson. Nice.


LBJ is too low.


Vietnam was a bit of a goof

The War on Poverty was pretty much a failure too, right?
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:17 pm

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Postby Durham » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:26 pm

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Postby digital friday » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:29 pm

Hi FBI!
are you not entertained?
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Postby Grumby » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:30 pm

i can't believe we elected the single best golf player of all time!
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