POTUS Trump Thread

Ive found in time the search on this forum was shit but if you google whatever keywords with the word hipinion, you get what you're looking for most of the time. I mean even when they keywords aren't exact.

Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:07 pm

maybe he'll just like

go away



like maybe he'll just decide to get on a rocket and leave one day
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:07 pm

wonder what kind of kompromat trump has on this guy
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:08 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:
This Guy wrote:Hey oddsmakers, what chance is there going to be a government shutdown?

A shutdown will save me a trip to KC.


40% maybe? I think the dems are gonna fold

Yeah my 60/40 guess in favour of shutdown is probably too optimistic about the Democrats.
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:08 pm

I'm not really surprised the White House Doctor is a sycophant and I don't really care to be honest
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:08 pm

He'd guess? Why would he have to guess
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:08 pm

"In summary, thanks to the president, we will soon all sleep forever."
I’M NEW WAVE I’M NEW WAVE I’M NEW WAVE AAAAUUUGH
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Postby Durham » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:09 pm

it cant be too hard to convince him that presidents are allowed to go to space, but none of them have been man enough to do it
then put him on an ICBM where the warhead goes and dunk him into the ocean
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:09 pm

he's just sucking off his boss on live TV
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby WeirdJungle » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:09 pm

Normal, healthy individuals score 27/30 on average

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Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:10 pm

Durham wrote:it cant be too hard to convince him that presidents are allowed to go to space, but none of them have been man enough to do it


you know where obama was too much of a coward to go? the oort cloud.
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Postby trouble » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:10 pm

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote::-(



good genes!
My listeners can try it today just use promo code: TROUBEL for 20% off your next avatar change.
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:10 pm

bad jeans!
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:11 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:11 pm

easy wrote:
Durham wrote:it cant be too hard to convince him that presidents are allowed to go to space, but none of them have been man enough to do it


you know where obama was too much of a coward to go? the oort cloud.


lol
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:11 pm

DasLofGang wrote:"In summary, thanks to the president, we will soon all sleep forever."




the song for our times??
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Postby deebster » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:15 pm

Trump being exactly one pound short from obese is about as convenient as Trump's claim that there were exactly enough illegal votes - all cast for Hillary - to give him the popular vote win in the 2016 election.
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Postby farmer » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:16 pm

easy wrote:
Durham wrote:it cant be too hard to convince him that presidents are allowed to go to space, but none of them have been man enough to do it


you know where obama was too much of a coward to go? the oort cloud.


sure, he's made a ceres of eris throughout his presednancy, but heres his chance to really makemake an impact on haumeanity. he should do it.
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:18 pm

why doesn't this guy just say his dong is longer *and thicker* than obama's was while he's at it
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:19 pm

why is this four hours long
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:19 pm

simply love being fed baldfaced, blantantly untrue propaganda about something as stupid as how fat the president is or isn't
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:20 pm

waldo what's that Russian word for turning reality into this thing where everything big and small is always a lie so that people stop expecting truth to exist at all
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Postby Durham » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:21 pm

WeirdJungle wrote:Normal, healthy individuals score 27/30 on average

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Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:21 pm

DasLofGang wrote:waldo what's that Russian word for turning reality into this thing where everything big and small is always a lie so that people stop expecting truth to exist at all


piss
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Postby hbb » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:23 pm

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote::-(



This is a rosacea, propecia POTUS
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:23 pm

i haven't looked at recent image or video fo trump in a long time because i won't, but i wouldn't be blown away by him actually being around 240

remember that he doesn't have any muscles
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Postby Durham » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:24 pm

scoring a 29 or above puts one in the top 6.7% of seniors with more than a HS education
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:25 pm

lol @ "is the president addicted to drugs?"
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:26 pm

trump probably has a cloaca
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:27 pm

easy wrote:
DasLofGang wrote:waldo what's that Russian word for turning reality into this thing where everything big and small is always a lie so that people stop expecting truth to exist at all


piss


kapitalizm
oh no someone save us
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Postby tgk » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:29 pm

pretty shining example of what the benefits of never smoking or drinking a drop of alcohol in your life can be. eat like shit and don't exercise, you're a damn adonis.
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