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Postby hiddenicon » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:54 pm

fester wrote:what is don jr doing with his body there



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Postby hiddenicon » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:58 pm

couldnt get tinky's eyes dead enough.
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Postby ~> :? :? » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:01 pm

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Postby farmer » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:19 pm

i would play the fuck out of super smash bros: trump administration
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:23 pm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/ben-carson-or-the-tale-of-the-disappearing-cabinet-secretary/2018/02/05/74c46de8-04ff-11e8-b48c-b07fea957bd5_story.html?utm_term=.0714d52e5819
It was Christmastime in Washington, and Ben Carson couldn’t stop talking about the apocalypse.


“What’s that movie where there’s complete lawlessness and anarchy for one night a year?” Carson said, calmly resting his right hand over his left. “ ‘The Purge’! It will be like ‘The Purge’ all the time.”



“There’s never been a time in the history of the world where a society became divided like this and did well,” Carson said as a crowd — including an off-duty New York Times reporter, D.C. Mayor Muriel E. Bowser, a slew of representatives from housing nonprofit organizations and old friends from his presidential campaign — circled him. “And we don’t really have a reason to be fighting each other. There was a movie some years ago, a Will Smith movie called ‘Independence Day’ . . .”
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Postby iambic » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:27 pm

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sounds like a sick as hell dude

david lynch was a fan..
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Postby surly » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:29 pm

iambic wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:

sounds like a sick as hell dude

david lynch was a fan..

yes the hair compliment was valid
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Postby Frank » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:30 pm

Carson reminds me of a time when Trump wasn’t President.
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:32 pm

Missed this one.
‘Racism is like pornography,” Carson told about 20 HUD employees at a Kentucky field office, leaning on a lectern with a smirk curling his neatly trimmed mustache. “You know it when you see it.”
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:32 pm

you wanna show off our military might just show people the defense budget fuck this piece of shit
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:37 pm

when u slendermanning
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Postby surly » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:38 pm

saranclaps pls
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Postby important dentist » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:39 pm

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“There’s never been a time in the history of the world where a society became divided like this and did well,” Carson said as a crowd — including an off-duty New York Times reporter, D.C. Mayor Muriel E. Bowser, a slew of representatives from housing nonprofit organizations and old friends from his presidential campaign — circled him.

i like reading "circled" in this quote as, like, the kind of circling that predators do around their prey
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:39 pm

lol
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Postby important dentist » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:39 pm

what is it about eric trump that makes him look perpetually photoshopped into places
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:42 pm

Because I am a “lifer” in the military, I’ve seen the impact of a president more than many of you can imagine. I enlisted with LBJ and saw just what a Democrat clusterflock was all about. I went to Vietnam and saw how we were constantly and incessantly bombarded with micromanagement from Washington that got thousands of military people killed. I sometimes wonder if I’ll get to heaven, but if I go to hell, I’m sure I’ll still be a few hundred floors above that bastard Robert McNamara , LB Johnson, John Kerry, Jane Fonda, and yes, even the “hero” John McCain.

After Johnson “abdicated” rather than having his ass waxed, I lived through Nixon who was hawkish but allowed the generals (and there WERE a few real generals back then versus now) run the show. Nixon was so out of touch that he never knew North Vietnam was about to surrender when the Paris Accord was presented.

Only God could help us after Gerald Ford was beaten by Jimmy 'Peanuts' Carter who’d been funded by Saudi money. The military was turned into Section 8 and even the Whitehouse suffered the austerity.

Then the light began to shine and Ronald Reagan swept into the fray. He not only loved the country and the military, they loved him back. Esprit d’corps was off the scale during his presidency. The Liberals were slowly turning into socialists, however, and about this time all the draft dodgers of the 1960’s who’d been given amnesty by Jimmy 'Peanuts' were turning out college graduates with degrees in socialism.

Bush 1 was an enigma from the CIA and though he never did much either way, he NEVER DID MUCH EITHER WAY.

Welcome to Bill Clinton Clinton spent most of his two terms wagging the dog and creating the 'Oral' Office, sending a bomber to blow up Quaddafi’s tent and killing a goat or two, while allowing the UN to set up the infamous Black Hawk Down situation. He made history by becoming only the second president to be impeached.

I actually felt sorry for Bush 2. He was doomed to infamy from the start. He thought most of America was still the rah rah patriots of WWII when they were 'simply socialists' waiting to feed him to the sharks.

Then there came the Manchurian Candidate Obama with a faked (OK Democrats, let’s say “of questionable origin” to assuage your PC brains) birth certificate, who’d gotten a free ride through college under a foreign student exemption, and whose college records and complete life history had been 'sealed.' (We know more about Thomas Jefferson’s bastard children than we do about Obama, Michelle , OR their two faked kids.) From his inaugural address, he slandered America and within days had begun to encourage dissention of the races as well as slandering police who “acted stupidly.” That was mild to the crap that would come in doubling the national debt from what had been built by ALL THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED, feeding us bullshit about how Muslims built this country, and nationalizing American industries. Fueled by George Soros’ money and using the Air Force fleet as his personal charters, he appointed malcontents and traitors into positions of authority. He trashed the Constitution by installing “czars” (interesting he chose a title like that) to bypass Congressional authority. By that time, Congress was completely corrupt on both sides of the aisle. No one had balls to impeach this charlatan Obama.

Mysteriously, the lone outspoken conservative Supreme Court Justice Scalia suddenly dies in his sleep at an Obama pal’s hunting lodge and the Supreme Court is evenly split. Finally, Congress shows some balls and rejects Obama’s Supreme Court Justice nomination. The Libertards aren’t worried because the fix is in. Soros 'has paid' demonstrators to cause turmoil at 'all the Republican gatherings.' Obama concedes that illegal aliens should vote as they won’t be prosecuted, and Soros-manufactured voting machines are caught switching votes in certain precincts Hillary has cheated her way to the nomination and her lies are completely ignored by the brainwashed minions of sycophants who follow her.

But a shocking thing happened on the way to the forum.

Middle America had had enough and although the pollsters and the pipers tried to convince middle America not even to bother to vote, they were fed up with the denizens of the swamp. It was time. Florida was designated a “swing” state ignoring that all those old retirees living in St. Petersburg, and the fed up Cuban Americans of Miami weren’t interested in their platform. Ohio and Pennsylvania , where coal production was blacklisted and where Obama had ridiculed them for “clinging to their Bibles and their guns,” lay awaiting this supposed “landslide” Hillary vote,.... and creamed it.

The Socialist world of the Democratic Party disintegrated. An American who expressed unbridled love of country and respect for police, firemen, and military steamrolled across the heartland and the liberals realized their scheme was trashed. A CONSTITUTIONALIST would be nominated to the Supreme Court and if the old hag Ginsburg who’d claimed to retire if Trump were elected would actually retire and leave, the Supreme Court would have a massive majority of CONSTITUTIONALISTS for the next 40-50 years.

Now, the same party who’d ridiculed Trump on his comments about the election being rigged, started screaming that the election 'was' rigged. They even advocated having the election repeated. They created mobs that burned and pillaged, stopped traffic, threatened murder, battery and rape of Trump supporters, and became the anarchists that the socialist dream thrives upon. They run like castrated pigs for safe zones and use diaper pins as their national symbol.

This is exactly what happens when political correctness takes over and participation trophies are awarded to everyone. They can’t conceive how disgusting and subservient they have become. Donald Trump may NOT be the best person for the job, but he’s such a welcome respite from the candy-assed whimps who’ve been running the swamp that it’s refreshing to see. At the very least, Donald Trump derailed the Socialist train and bought us precious time. If he only does half of what he’s promised, we’ll still be legions ahead of where Obama has dragged us. Already countries who held us in contempt are lining up to be found in the favor of America. Donald Trump has done more in his short time in the public eye..he prevented Hillary Clinton from becoming president!

So for you liberal lurkers and you half-assed fence-sitters, Tough Shit! You had your big hurrah and now your party is over. For you staunch Republicans in office, don’t gloat so much yourselves. You’ve been put on notice by the American people that we’re fed up with ALL YOU BASTARDS and if you don’t start putting America first, you do so at your own peril. You might want to buy a copy of George McGovern’s autobiography and see how shocking and humbling it can be for a professional politician to have to try to find legitimate work once he falls from grace.

This election was pure, unadulterated AMERICAN. Hillary got beaten and AMERICA WON THE ELECTION. You can claim he’s not “your president” all you want, but unless you 'forfeit' your American citizenship, .....

YES, HE IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!!!

Go cry a river some place they need water.

SEND THIS EMAIL TO OTHER AMERICANS YOU KNOW...

'In God We Trust' Will be on every e-mail I send out from now on because, I don't want to lose our right to say it!.

And I repeat “God Bless America”
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thank you for your service
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Postby Frank » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:10 pm

yeah thx waldo
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Postby Frank » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:12 pm

This election was pure, unadulterated AMERICAN. Hillary got beaten and AMERICA WON THE ELECTION. You can claim he’s not “your president” all you want, but unless you 'forfeit' your American citizenship, .....


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Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:13 pm

my mom sent that to me convinced it must be fake because she couldn't imagine a member of the military writing such a thing.
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Postby Frank » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:14 pm

thank your mom for her service, waldo
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:19 pm

Obama brought sharia law and czarism to America
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:21 pm


Actual VP on ticket or someone who was possibly going to be on the ticket?
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:29 pm

i’m gonna start using my buzz cut for military discounts fuck it
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Postby Frank » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:30 pm

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Actual VP on ticket or someone who was possibly going to be on the ticket?


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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:37 pm

Based on Wikipedia, it seems that would've been the 1992 election? Who else was in contention to be on Clinton's ticket?
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:38 pm

saranclaps wrote:Based on Wikipedia, it seems that would've been the 1992 election? Who else was in contention to be on Clinton's ticket?


iirc it was hillary
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Postby babycrime » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:39 pm

waldo's repost is the evolution of the grandpa email, written by a charlie kirk type of sad young guy
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:40 pm

actually it was [looking at the evidence] debbie wasserman-schultz?!
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:41 pm

Also, possible it was Perrot's VP James Stockdale who was a decorated military veteran.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Perot_vice_presidential_candidate_selection,_1992
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