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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:39 am

Amblin wrote:Do you get a waffle cone


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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:42 am

amblin, did i ever tell you about the time i worked at a bar and while i was there i workshopped this idea of mashed potatoes in a cone where instead of syrup and sprinkles it'd be gravy and cheese or bacon crumble? i went through all these different cones and waffle was the only one that held up. the owner was really impressed and i was about to be the biggest culinary hero in the city and then i read that this food truck had opened up a booth at the CNE, a classic summertime carnival in august in toronto, that served mashed potatoes in a cone.

i've never recovered.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:43 am

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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:44 am

ratbags wrote:amblin, did i ever tell you about the time i worked at a bar and while i was there i workshopped this idea of mashed potatoes in a cone where instead of syrup and sprinkles it'd be gravy and cheese or bacon crumble? i went through all these different cones and waffle was the only one that held up. the owner was really impressed and i was about to be the biggest culinary hero in the city and then i read that this food truck had opened up a booth at the CNE, a classic summertime carnival in august in toronto, that served mashed potatoes in a cone.

i've never recovered.


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Postby Amblin » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:49 am

When I was in my teens I was obsessed with opening the “Starbucks but for cereal”

Now cereal restaurants exist and I never had my chance to be an entrepreneur
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:54 am

we burned too fast, for stars, my friend
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:02 am

Saranclaps trying to out closeted gays and call out Benny Johnson's bifocals in the wake of Kennedy stepping down from the Supreme Court is an interesting approach I did not expect.
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:18 am

The Benny Johnson thing was just coincidentally a piece of information someone told me today.

Some super lawyer should start offering guaranteed legal representation to victims of Clarence Thomas.
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:29 am

someone give me $10m to run attack ads to every republican doing squat to combat the opioid crisis. i wanna give them a damn surprise attack.

maybe third or forth time is a charm when asking people for millions of dollars for your political ambitions.
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Postby pinkerton » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:55 am

Frank wrote::lol:



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Postby evan » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:37 am

Amblin wrote:I let my date pick my fixins, they have one of those “build your own” forms to fill out.

Along with the standard shit she put bbq sauce, pineapple and avocado (+ $1)

It was loaded but I didn’t care


Pineapple?

Dump her.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:46 am

Pineapple can go good if you balance it out with some jalapeño.

Otherwise it’s way too sweet as a topping.
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:52 am

kentucky boarders, why didn't the university of louisville scandal(s?) touch mcconnell even though he was involved with many of the people that the scandals took down?
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:32 am

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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:40 am

he's tweeting about Russia lol
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:38 am

jalapeño ranch wrote:Pineapple can go good if you balance it out with some jalapeño.

Otherwise it’s way too sweet as a topping.


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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:44 am


I hate this man.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:47 am

What does he even stand to gain by saying that?

Why are the Democrats doing these things for no gain?

What is going on
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:48 am

- "The moral high ground"
- They're Democrats
- Same shit, different day
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:49 am

But they are politicians, they have to know giving something away for free is stupid

I don't fucking understand America
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Postby mites » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:49 am

MoRaL cLaRiTy
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:49 am

[extreme schumer voice] my noooorms
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Postby trouble » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:51 am

i'm sure he got a lot of leverage with that promise

anyone else think amblin was talking about a pizza and felt sick?
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Postby Franco » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:52 am

Kenny wrote:What does he even stand to gain by saying that?

Why are the Democrats doing these things for no gain?

What is going on



bc he's fucking baked out of his mind maaaan
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:54 am

The left in America should do a Momentum-style thing to create a third party within the democrats to really show their numbers. There's never going to be an appropriate time to not vote Democrats "because the other party is the republicans"

The Democratic Party should be destroyed
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:57 am

I'll pre-empt surly or someone making this post: we should probably take the word of an anonymous GOP senatorial aide talking to Politico with a grain of salt. But on the other hand it's Chuck Schumer, so no.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:58 am

Is there a book about the path to a real left party in the states. I know in my heart the answer is "There can't be" but I'd like to read something to give hope
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:00 am

theres no point to changing the filibuster when you're subject to veto
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:17 am

palmer eldritch wrote:theres no point to changing the filibuster when you're subject to Vito


He’ll just make offers the right can’t refuse
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:19 am

if he somehow has a 51 vote majority he'll need Republican buy-in to make any laws for at least 2 years
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