SOLO: A STAR WARS MOVIE (2018)

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Postby r m » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:10 pm

This will never, ever end, and every single movie will get its own thread.

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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:13 pm

after R1, I'm optimistic about this, and I get why they're starting these this way, but I'm looking forward to when they don't feel the need to do stuff so tied to the OT era/characters and can just make some "[genre] but on [star wars planet]"-type movies
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:17 pm

It sucks that the internet bullied Donald Glover into this movie
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Postby r m » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:17 pm

Filming begins in February. Celebration is in April.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:18 pm

Would that it were so simple
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:19 pm

hm i wonder when we'll get an ep VIII trailer. i think the original quick VII teaser was December 2014, then a fuller trailer in April. guess they're waiting on R1 to die down a bit
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:20 pm

This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point
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Postby r m » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:22 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:hm i wonder when we'll get an ep VIII trailer. i think the original quick VII teaser was December 2014, then a fuller trailer in April. guess they're waiting on R1 to die down a bit




"Pretty soon" and "heading into Spring."

That means maybe something for the Super Bowl, followed by something more at Celebration.

Or maybe just Celebration.
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Postby Poptone » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:52 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


yeah i just want to get this one in the rearview so we can get our gangster noir in the slums of coruscant
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Postby r m » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:55 pm

Poptone wrote:
lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


yeah i just want to get this one in the rearview so we can get our gangster noir in the slums of coruscant


The scrapped Star Wars: Underworld TV show would have been about Saw Gerrera.

Would you take a Netflix series starring Forest Whitaker?
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:57 pm

man, emilia clarke is kind of irritating? or maybe game of thrones just sucks. im cautiously optimistic.
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Postby Curling » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:59 pm

I don't get why this is going to be a movie. All SW films are gonna make $$, so it cant be just that.

Hope I'm proven wrong.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:00 pm

Yeah I think they really blew the casting here. One thing I like about Star Wars is that they tend to make names rather than bring in big ones (obviously there are a few exceptions)
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Postby Marx & Engels » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:01 pm

Lord and Miller made good movies out of Legos and 21 Jump Street, so I figure this should actually be the best Star Wars movie ever
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Postby r m » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:01 pm

Felicity Jones has already been nominated for Best Actress.

Ehrenreich is a complete nobody compared to that.
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Postby antoine » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:02 pm

More star war?
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:02 pm

i hope there's some interesting context besides just fan-servicey stuff (han meeting chewie for first time, han getting the falcon, etc.)
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:03 pm

I just had to google Felcity Jones os I'm not sure your point stands
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Postby antoine » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:03 pm

How do we bankrupt disney
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:06 pm

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:i hope there's some interesting context besides just fan-servicey stuff (han meeting chewie for first time, han getting the falcon, etc.)


one of the best things about star wars is that they let YOU make these movies in your head by just casually mentioning them as part of the history of these characters, which makes you more invested in the world because you're part of it!

hope there's not too much of this stuff. i don't WANT to see the Kessel run. it's infinitely better just being mentioned.
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Postby Poptone » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:22 pm

reversemigraine wrote:
Poptone wrote:
lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


yeah i just want to get this one in the rearview so we can get our gangster noir in the slums of coruscant


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Postby Cringey » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:34 pm

Much Honoured Lord Nefarious wrote:
Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:i hope there's some interesting context besides just fan-servicey stuff (han meeting chewie for first time, han getting the falcon, etc.)


oh don't worry, they'll also have the kessel run and him meeting jabba!


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Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:50 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


aren't they doing a boba fett story too? that'll be much worse
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Postby r m » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:56 pm

Supposedly that was what Trank was working on before they fired him. It's generally assumed that they wanted to do a Kenobi movie, too.

I assume they'll try again with someone else later, but they haven't talked officially about Anthology projects beyond the first Solo film, and the rumor mill has been really quiet lately.
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Postby r m » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:02 pm

Still like the idea of sticking it to AOTC / retconning the Special Editions out of existence by having Coogler direct a Fett movie starring Michael B. Jordan, in which Jordan's character kills young dumb clone-kid Boba, takes his armor and his name, and becomes the guy who we saw in the OT.

Which pretty much demonstrates how bad a Fett movie will be no matter which way they go.
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Postby r m » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:03 pm

Pretty bold of them to start off with the ESB outfit, huh.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:03 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:
lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


aren't they doing a boba fett story too? that'll be much worse


Why? Nobody cares about Boba Fett but everyone cares about Han Solo. Which legacy would you rather see tarnished?
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Postby Poptone » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:04 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:
Guy Incognito wrote:
lordofdiapers wrote:This is the only one Im super skeptical about because really, whats the point


aren't they doing a boba fett story too? that'll be much worse


Why? Nobody cares about Boba Fett but everyone cares about Han Solo. Which legacy would you rather see tarnished?


yeah i'd much rather a Fett movie cos if it's crammed full of stupid i can at least more easily ignore it given his limited screen time in the OT
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Woody is a bad choice
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