SOLO: A STAR WARS MOVIE (2018): #DelWasRight

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby hbb » Fri May 11, 2018 12:29 pm

I guess Dex’s Diner has a little sign
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Postby goofjan » Fri May 11, 2018 12:30 pm

gonna wait to see what Lights thinks.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby antoine » Fri May 11, 2018 12:38 pm

this seems like something lights would be into
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Postby hbb » Fri May 11, 2018 12:46 pm

Oh yeah, he definitely declares it the best Star Wars yet or something like that
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Postby delgriffith » Fri May 11, 2018 12:49 pm

He gave Rogue One a C (and called the worst parts - the Vader scenes - the highlights).
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Fri May 11, 2018 1:16 pm

r m wrote:I guess McGregor was the only PT-era actor at the premiere and now Reddit is convinced that it's a sign that they're about to make an Obi-Wan announcement.


Or maybe he's the surprise.
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Postby antoine » Fri May 11, 2018 1:16 pm

Yeah but this will have funny jokes and fun action. Lights will have a blast.
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Postby Viz » Fri May 11, 2018 2:25 pm

Call-backs I won't mind if there:

References to how the Falcon is a piece of junk
Young Greedo

Call-backs that will probably be in there and be stupid:

Getting exposed to the Force somehow (any references to Jedi or Sith actually)
Prolonged Kessal Run shit
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Postby easy » Fri May 11, 2018 2:28 pm

Viz wrote:Call-backs that will probably be in there and be stupid:


woody telling young han "if there's one thing i've learned it's this: always shoot first"
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Postby RIXX » Fri May 11, 2018 2:29 pm

what if young Han runs into Old Jar Jar Binks
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Postby easy » Fri May 11, 2018 2:29 pm

what if darth maul is in it
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Postby delgriffith » Fri May 11, 2018 2:31 pm

Darth Maul shopping for kitty litter like Glenn Danzig
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Postby odilon redon » Fri May 11, 2018 2:34 pm

darth maul is cool looking and good i think
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Postby easy » Fri May 11, 2018 2:47 pm

darth maul fucks
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Postby hbb » Fri May 11, 2018 2:48 pm

Falcon makes the Kessel run but before Han gets it and he isn’t involved. Technically he wasn’t lying
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Postby badhat » Fri May 11, 2018 3:24 pm

Viz wrote:C
Call-backs that will probably be in there and be stupid:


guaranteed there will be an annoying, shoehorned 3P0 cameo that will require retconning of some sort.
admittedly the metal thread has recently taken a hit
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Postby Lowercase Tea » Fri May 11, 2018 4:29 pm

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Postby reversemigraine » Fri May 11, 2018 5:18 pm

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Postby reversemigraine » Fri May 11, 2018 5:20 pm

I can't even decide if that's a seinfeld.gif, a nicholson.gif, or a grammatron.gif.
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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri May 11, 2018 5:21 pm

odilonredon wrote:darth maul is piss looking and shit i think
My listening experience in balanced mode reveals the great depth of EARTH
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Postby antoine » Fri May 11, 2018 5:32 pm

That's a weird choice. The nerds will get boners though.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri May 11, 2018 5:35 pm

oh god I have to be in the theater to hear audience reactions
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby reversemigraine » Fri May 11, 2018 5:37 pm

"Darth Maul is a crime lord now."Toggle Spoiler
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Postby badhat » Fri May 11, 2018 5:40 pm

thats fine

everything is fine
admittedly the metal thread has recently taken a hit
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Postby antoine » Fri May 11, 2018 5:42 pm

I wonder if Dexter Jettster was in the Lord and Miller cut
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Postby Lowercase Tea » Fri May 11, 2018 5:46 pm

the worst part about this is now all those dumb ass horse shit theories about Snoke are going to be in full force and how he’s actually alive and what the fuck ever.Toggle Spoiler
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Fri May 11, 2018 5:58 pm

Grey Poupon wrote:
odilonredon wrote:darth maul is piss looking and shit i think


yeah

he's only semi-cool in the context of TPM, and even then he's just a Monster flavor
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Postby shankly » Fri May 11, 2018 6:01 pm

That all sounds fine as long as Ehrenreich isn't as wooden and charmless as he seems in the trailers
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Postby delgriffith » Fri May 11, 2018 6:19 pm

Would you animals post spoilers before Citizen Kane came out? No, so knock it off cretins.
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Postby hbb » Fri May 11, 2018 6:28 pm

There is a Han, a certain Han
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