SOLO: A STAR WARS MOVIE (2018): #DelWasRight

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Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed May 16, 2018 12:53 pm

I'm probably gonna see it but I'm kind of indifferent in terms of expectations
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 12:57 pm

antoine wrote:72% FRESH


only 15 points worse than Deadpool 2!
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 1:15 pm

this movie should have been more bro-y. they should literally had chewbacca drink out of a red cup and fart. antoine agrees with me.
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 1:18 pm

antoine wrote:I want a Chewbacca standalone movie completely subtitled

"Chewbacca spinoff?" is definitely written on a whiteboard at Disney rn.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 1:18 pm

(chewbacca murders a guy with his crossbow)
solo: damn son, where'd you find this
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Postby antoine » Wed May 16, 2018 1:26 pm

trouble wrote:this movie should have been more bro-y. they should literally had chewbacca drink out of a red cup and fart. antoine agrees with me.

Chewie farting would get a huge audience pop
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Postby antoine » Wed May 16, 2018 1:26 pm

I mean he is always thinking with his stomach, after all
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 1:28 pm

sounds like a job for Todd Phillips.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed May 16, 2018 1:28 pm

HAN: the most important thing, is family
CHEWIE: raaawwgrh
LANDO: damn straight
HAN: chewie pass me another corona
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Postby antoine » Wed May 16, 2018 1:30 pm

Hangover: A Star Wars
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed May 16, 2018 1:38 pm

antoine wrote:Hangover: A Star Wars


I'm listening
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 1:51 pm

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Postby antoine » Wed May 16, 2018 2:26 pm

Lol
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Postby Paul » Thu May 17, 2018 12:14 am

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I do't even fucking care if this has been posted
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu May 17, 2018 8:15 pm



Lando loves it all, baby.
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Postby antoine » Thu May 17, 2018 8:45 pm

r m wrote:ImageToggle Spoiler

Lol
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Postby trouble » Thu May 17, 2018 8:49 pm

r m wrote:

Lando loves it all, baby.


does he have sex with that two headed alien?
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Postby Franco » Sat May 19, 2018 6:41 pm

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Postby antoine » Sat May 19, 2018 7:48 pm

Does Dennis have a brain tumor
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Postby trouble » Sat May 19, 2018 7:50 pm

wow michelle wolf got off lucky

Antoine are you going to see this movie opening week
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Postby antoine » Sat May 19, 2018 7:53 pm

trouble wrote:wow michelle wolf got off lucky

Antoine are you going to see this movie opening week

I have very little interest in this film so probably not.
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Postby antoine » Sat May 19, 2018 8:00 pm

I don't care how Han met chewbarca
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Postby antoine » Sat May 19, 2018 8:02 pm

He met him at arbys
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Postby trouble » Sat May 19, 2018 8:02 pm

i wonder if theres a scene where he runs into a young greedo and is like "hey man if we ever cross paths again, i'll let you get the first shot"
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Postby antoine » Sat May 19, 2018 8:06 pm

Imagine greedo in a movie in 2018
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Postby trouble » Sat May 19, 2018 8:07 pm

in a week you might not have to imagine
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Postby trouble » Sat May 19, 2018 8:08 pm

The Sprouse Brother that isn't busy playing Jughead is Young Greedo
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Postby loaf angel » Sat May 19, 2018 8:08 pm

trouble wrote:
r m wrote:

Lando loves it all, baby.


does he have sex with that two headed alien?


i think in this sense it means he wants to fuck a goat man

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goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby trouble » Sat May 19, 2018 8:08 pm

Is that toy saying Brain Storm or Young Greedo?
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