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Postby The Priest » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:57 pm

that dude sucked

just saw him in a commercial and got happy that he was in a commercial
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:59 pm

Mr. Random N. Classic wrote:mcadoo's and mcadon'ts
mcawill's and mcawon'ts



I thought this was a Demetri Martin reference
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Postby The Priest » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:59 pm

it was

then 2 seconds later i saw the commercial

it was a message
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:00 am

What a world
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.

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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:00 am

from god

who hates demetri martin
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:00 am

I dunno that first standup special made me laugh
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:01 am

it's pretty hard to be famous for entertaining people
especially if you're not at all entertaining
The Internet is supposed to be fun. If you're not enjoying yourself, you can leave the forum forever and never look back.
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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:01 am

were you high?

you were high, right?
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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:01 am

bruceagain wrote:it's pretty hard to be famous for entertaining people
especially if you're not at all entertaining


and yet every year at this time michael buble gets trotted out
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:02 am

yeah, also a college journalism major so maybe it was all contextual
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:04 am

I was gonna be like "but what about this joke" and then I realized I dont remember any jokes. Just bells.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:04 am

arf arf doggy bounce
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Postby hbb » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:06 am

God, I had a friend make we watch some of his stuff and then sit there hopefully and watch my reaction, what a nightmare, thanks a lot for bringing that memory back
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Postby robot_by_the_river » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:07 am

Remember his garbage show on CC

I remember insisting on watching that with my stepdad on the strength of his def okay first album, "oh, go back, this guy is pretty good"

Oof
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Postby hbb » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:08 am

Wait

Random N Classic
RNC
Priebus
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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:11 am

robot_by_the_river wrote:Remember his garbage show on CC

I remember insisting on watching that with my stepdad on the strength of his def okay first album, "oh, go back, this guy is pretty good"

Oof


i never cared for him but gave him the benefit of the doubt and watched his show

it was so, so bad
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:13 am

The show was truly uncomfortable to watch
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Postby famnexdo » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:13 am

do you guys think he auditioned for that commercial under a different name
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Postby robot_by_the_river » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:16 am

Remember he was in Contagion with his stupid hair
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Postby famnexdo » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:17 am

his hair is awful and i feel like half of the theater techies in my high school tried to duplicate it
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Postby sadville » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:20 am

let's fanfic the conversation his agent had with him about pursuing the commercial
Wild nights - Wild nights!
Were I with thee
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!
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Postby famnexdo » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:21 am

"you get to wear a hat and pop out of a bush"

"I'm in!"
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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:22 am

sadville wrote:let's fanfic the conversation his agent had with him about pursuing the commercial


"you need money. to pay me"

"i unzip my pants and reveal my manhood"

"put it back, you're not making any money with that"
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Postby famnexdo » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:24 am

*gets out a massive paper pad and easel with a sharpie*

"let's weigh the pros and cons here"
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Postby Ghost of Spartacus » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:34 am

i tried to watch one of his specials once. it was very bad.
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Postby robot_by_the_river » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:38 am

I think in his wtf interview he said after he would go on at the comedy cellar (which is ??? in itself), Patrice O'Neal would do an entire set just ripping on him
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Postby robot_by_the_river » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:40 am

All i want for xmas is the demetri martin show season 1 with dvd commentary by patrice o'neal
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Postby viachicago » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:43 am

i do not remember demetri martin
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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:45 am

I don't remember him saying that, just that he felt out of place there with the likes of those comics(tough crowd crew)

his very first tv special was good

he was in that weird ang lee film

think he made a movie himself not too long ago
make it mild
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Postby endoskeleton » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:48 am

he'd be so much better if he wasn't so fucking twee
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