do I have the horniest parents?

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Postby ocean pimp » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:33 pm

Midnight smoothies, anyone?
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Postby pana » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:39 pm

is it my catchphrase now?
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Postby Paul » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:15 am

I could really go for a midnight smoothie. Maybe shake things up a bit.
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Postby joe » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:19 am

I either helped traumatize my ex's kids or they were deep sleepers, because we were not very quiet
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Postby quinine » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:19 am

DRAGONS wrote:Image


wow, I didn't even know these were real
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Postby Catullus » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:49 am

DRAGONS wrote:they have two of these cars and a modern convertible vw with private number plate of tree hippy, they also have a canoe in the same design and another of their boats is called the 420 explorer. I appreciate my mothers commitment to aesthetics.



Your parents rule
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Postby Permafrost » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:29 am

That thing is incredible!
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:32 am

u can see the background of their other bob marley boat in here Image
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Postby mystery meat » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:06 am

my parents def aren't horny. took me a while growing up to realize parents actually were capable of it. congrats on having cool parents dragons.
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Postby Architecture » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:10 pm

Nathan, please change my name to 420 Explorer

Thx
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:31 pm

I don't need a new daddy
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Postby Catullus » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:54 pm

That picture is an insta classic
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:11 am

I think mum finally ate too many mushrooms and stuck quoting only bob Image
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:21 am

my sister has since separated from the husband mentioned here (i do really wonder what kind of post pregnancy sex they had tho) so ive been babysitting her kids a lot. we have a tacky gondala that cruises along the river with a man in stripes and lots of rose petals so i was like heck yeah, i wanna take the kids on that and take some fun polaroid pics. mum lets me know that she has covered the bob marley canoe in fairy lights and fake flowers and has been taking it out for the guests in our resort for sunlight dolphin tours and play celine dion with champagne n fruit boards. god i cant wait to get my ass back to their resort this summer, see u tangled in fairy lights drunk with the dolphins.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:23 am

if anyone on the board wants to visit north bali pls hit me up if ur curious on what high end luxury x too many mushrooms equals i get u ripper deal ~~~~~
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:28 am

u might even meet notorious hipinion boarder DRAGONS drunk at the punk club and ill make sure u see all the chinese gwar rip offs touring the island currently ~~~~
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Postby Spoons » Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:11 am

Dragons, I know I've said this before, but you're my favorite boarder
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:12 am

ahh thank u i have been so excited to get messages from a bunch of new boarders : ~~ ) v much running on the 'post the content and they will come' ideals and here they are coming!!!
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Postby Spoons » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:16 am

for the record, I did not send Dragons messages
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Postby chowder julius » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:47 am

lol
mommy loves you
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Postby Catullus » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:10 am

Dragons is a treasure and I wish I could afford to go to Bali and experience the bob Marley resort for myself
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Postby VHB » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:52 pm

DRAGONS wrote:ahh thank u i have been so excited to get messages from a bunch of new boarders : ~~ ) v much running on the 'post the content and they will come' ideals and here they are coming!!!


so crazy it just might work

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:20 am

ahh sorry didnt mean to make u awkward or anything~~! ive just had a v good time with the current batch of new boarders and im super excited to see ur posts. rip indie dads.
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Postby trope » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:44 am

DRAGONS wrote:rip indie dads.

lol as if

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Postby joe » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:58 am

Image
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:31 am

im staying a wall away from them right now and its 10:38pm i am very very nervous
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Postby grammatron » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:12 pm

10:38 is one of the horniest times of day for sure.
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