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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:11 am

I'm currently away visiting them and whenever I go to the bathroom I can hear them friggen bang
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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:13 am

jeez, how long you spending in the can?
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:15 am

when I was like twelve or something my parents took me and some of my pals away to south east Asia and we were all piled up in one room and my parents next door with a thin wall in between and I swear to god u could hear the buzz of a vibrator going one night then the sound of my mother. Someone called out and asked what the sound was and I was in utter denial at first like fuck mum u can't do this stuff to me but surely enough everyone eventually caught on and it is prob top 3 most embarrassing thing to happen to me.
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:16 am

I've been drinking Larry my parents are good hosts outside of the never ending fuckfest
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:18 am

normally when I stay with them they will book me a seperate villa or in a hotel on a different floor and as a kid we had a massive house with their bedroom st the other end with several large heavy set doors in between and this is all making sense now
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Postby quartz » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:18 am

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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:18 am

I want to pat my cat but she is sleeping in front of my parents door it's a real predicament
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Postby Real Love » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:20 am

good for you parents, I say
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Postby pana » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:24 am

DRAGONS wrote:when I was like twelve or something my parents took me and some of my pals away to south east Asia and we were all piled up in one room and my parents next door with a thin wall in between and I swear to god u could hear the buzz of a vibrator going one night then the sound of my mother. Someone called out and asked what the sound was and I was in utter denial at first like fuck mum u can't do this stuff to me but surely enough everyone eventually caught on and it is prob top 3 most embarrassing thing to happen to me.

you should've defused the situation by shouting "MOM'S MAKING SMOOTHIES AGAIN, YOU GUYS WANT ONE?"
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Postby pana » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:25 am

"MIDNIGHT SMOOTHIE, ANYONE?"
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:25 am

pana wrote:
DRAGONS wrote:when I was like twelve or something my parents took me and some of my pals away to south east Asia and we were all piled up in one room and my parents next door with a thin wall in between and I swear to god u could hear the buzz of a vibrator going one night then the sound of my mother. Someone called out and asked what the sound was and I was in utter denial at first like fuck mum u can't do this stuff to me but surely enough everyone eventually caught on and it is prob top 3 most embarrassing thing to happen to me.

you should've defused the situation by shouting "MOM'S MAKING SMOOTHIES AGAIN, YOU GUYS WANT ONE?"


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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:27 am

my mums a weird hippy with long red hair down to her butt and always buys clothes at the shop in the mall that sells dragon statues and drives around in a vw that has a picture of bob Marley smoking a joint painted in rasta colours if that helps you picture this situation better
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:28 am

whenever I go out she always asks if I'm trying to pick up
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:29 am

always followed by 'have a good one'
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Postby mondays » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:29 am

i'll take your rich hippy parents if the only downside is they bang a lot
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Postby pana » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:30 am

DRAGONS wrote:my mums a weird hippy with long red hair down to her butt and always buys clothes at the shop in the mall that sells dragon statues and drives around in a vw that has a picture of bob Marley smoking a joint painted in rasta colours if that helps you picture this situation better

it does. i now see my jokey suggestion wouldn't have worked
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Postby ratbag » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:31 am

midnight smoothies, anyone???
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:36 am

my mother is a cool mum and whenever I have a pal over she makes sure they know she is a cool mum and does mushrooms within like thirty seconds of conversation
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:37 am

I love my mum this is a mean thread I just want to pat my cat!!!!
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Postby shark week » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:40 am

this seems healthier than treating sex as a symbol of the corrosion of today's society, an attack on the nuclear family, only meant for procreation by two committed individuals joined in the unity and sanctity of marriage
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:41 am

my boyfriend met my mum for the first time when we were on holidays overseas staying at my parents resort so we were all v cocktail drunk and my bf complained that whenever I had to leave to use the bathroom my mum was asking about if he can leave wet patches like what the heck mum
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:42 am

I'm quite sure my parents host a branch of jugdish's mdma moby swinger party
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:44 am

my old boyfriends parents I swear never had sex they would always sleep with the door wide open and wear real cheesy pjs and basically hated each other. Once his dad got drunk and complained about how he had sex once then his wife got pregnant and now her body, its like this, and did some real exaggerated hand actions.
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:45 am

just tryna navigate parents and sexuality
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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:47 am

banging is good as hell
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:48 am

only if your'e good at it larry

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Postby ratbag » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:50 am

i can't believe you'd do this to your parents
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Postby DRAGONS » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:53 am

I'm currently my parents favourite child as my sister said today she is eight weeks pregnant despite having a four month old baby like maybe we just have a really hot horny family
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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:53 am

easy wrote:only if your'e good at it larry

best of luck to you


wow

after what i posted about your eyes
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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:54 am

ratbag wrote:i can't believe you'd do this to your parents


yeah as a person who bangs a lot i am on #teamparents
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