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by black drum » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:55 am
What I am saying is that I am the horniest parent
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by Splash Montgomery » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:58 am
i am not a parent and i don't fuck
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by Catullus » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:22 pm
I can picture DRAGONS mother and I'm loving it
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by milano boy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:28 pm
MOTHER OF DRAGONS
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by groupb » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:30 pm
Catullus wrote: I can picture DRAGONS mother and I'm loving it
patricia clarkson?
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by milano boy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:34 pm
wait this one is better
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by Swelling Itching Brain » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:48 pm
DRAGONS wrote: my mums a weird hippy with long red hair down to her butt and always buys clothes at the shop in the mall that sells dragon statues and drives around in a vw that has a picture of bob Marley smoking a joint painted in rasta colours if that helps you picture this situation better
This explains a lot
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by inspectorhound » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:53 pm
your parents should open an artisan furniture shop
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by fox » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:25 pm
Catullus wrote: I can picture DRAGONS mother and I'm loving it
Should be an option for your thread
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by Paul » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:17 pm
DRAGONS wrote: my boyfriend met my mum for the first time when we were on holidays overseas staying at my parents resort so we were all v cocktail drunk and my bf complained that whenever I had to leave to use the bathroom my mum was asking about if he can leave wet patches like what the heck mum
Oh man
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by quinine » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:54 pm
Paul wrote: DRAGONS wrote: my boyfriend met my mum for the first time when we were on holidays overseas staying at my parents resort so we were all v cocktail drunk and my bf complained that whenever I had to leave to use the bathroom my mum was asking about if he can leave wet patches like what the heck mum
Oh man
can someone plz explain this charming strayacism
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by fuckyoudad » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:03 pm
i hate to be a debbie downer but blenders sound nothing like vibrators
Note: mildly comedic.
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by quinine » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:07 pm
immersion blenders
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by groupb » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:15 pm
fuckyoudad wrote: i hate to be a debbie downer but blenders sound nothing like vibrators
i was thinking more like a muffled mini mixer, not a powerful blender
it's still not a good joke but i'm glad we're analyzing it
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by abs » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:40 am
i once put an unmarked vhs into the player that i can never unsee
☽ ☾ ● ◯ ● ☽ ☾
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by Paul » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:42 am
atomicbombshell wrote: i once put an unmarked vhs into the player that i can never unsee
I walked in on something I'll never unsee either. Whether or not that helped lead to my non-existent sex life, I don't know.
lordofdiapers wrote: Paul is worthy
guy forget wrote: Woah wait a minute Phish is dumb as hell
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by ocean pimp » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:49 am
DRAGONS wrote: just tryna navigate parents and sexuality
i was about to post "black drum to thread" but i got to this page and saw he was here
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by Permafrost » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:04 am
what kinda vw are we talking about vintage combi? brand new touareg? well maintained 90s soft top golf?
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by DRAGONS 666 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:26 am
it now has a sticker that says more karma less drama with a big yellow smiley face on the front window across in big letters
remember to please don't feed the trolls
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by DRAGONS 666 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:35 am
they have two of these cars and a modern convertible vw with private number plate of tree hippy, they also have a canoe in the same design and another of their boats is called the 420 explorer. I appreciate my mothers commitment to aesthetics.
remember to please don't feed the trolls
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by DRAGONS 666 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:37 am
anyway how are u board, I have the worst period cramps right now so I ate a bunch of codeine and got a big pile of grapes and back home and gonna stay up all night high playing the new yakuza life is beautiful
remember to please don't feed the trolls
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by Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:42 am
BOTP'ing with this bangerVIDEO
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by DRAGONS 666 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:46 am
I think codeine is very underrated if u like to roll around bed naked appreciating ur sheets as u wait for load screens in video games
remember to please don't feed the trolls
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by apostrophe » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:48 am
Your parents seem cool. Definitely hornier than my parents. I will try to be a horny parent.
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by grammatron » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:20 pm
good thread, excellent vw thing
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by ocean pimp » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:33 pm
Midnight smoothies, anyone?
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by groupb » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:39 pm
is it my catchphrase now?
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by Paul » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:15 am
I could really go for a midnight smoothie. Maybe shake things up a bit.
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lordofdiapers wrote: Paul is worthy
guy forget wrote: Woah wait a minute Phish is dumb as hell
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by joe » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:19 am
I either helped traumatize my ex's kids or they were deep sleepers, because we were not very quiet
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