The Blade Trilogy should retroactively be made canon

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Postby shirts optional » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:07 pm

In the MCU

Wesley deserves it
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Postby shirts optional » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:21 pm

If it weren't for Spider-Man animated series, I would have never known who Blade is
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Postby worrywort » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:29 pm

the blade movies rule
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Postby neuartillery » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:33 pm

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Postby joe » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:59 pm



rave scenes are all so good
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Postby joe » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:03 pm

is there a reason why blade is so much stronger than all the other vampires. are they just lazy?
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Postby odilon redon » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:12 pm

someone convince me to rewatch blade 3 without bringing up parker posey i dare you
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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:20 pm

Some motherfuckers are always trying to escort Blade into obvious boss chambers where The Crystal Method is blasting.

You might remember that classic catchphrase.
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Postby shirts optional » Tue May 28, 2019 8:23 pm

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Postby terrific bedwetter » Tue May 28, 2019 8:25 pm

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Postby digital friday » Tue May 28, 2019 9:17 pm

Came to post the above gif.
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Tue May 28, 2019 10:05 pm

Infinite Jost wrote:i see fuckin nerds wanting a Blade series on Netflix and even though I apologize for a bunch of the Netflix shows I say, to that, fuck you

There should be a Blade reboot (that still stars W Snipes) or fuck it, just make a Blade 4

whatever, introducing Vampires and shit into the MCU would kick ass
you got talking racoons that can take down entire mercenary crews but not vampires? fuck feige


the blade anime is fucking sick watch it
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Postby quinine » Tue May 28, 2019 10:35 pm

Infinite Jost wrote:like this post if you think Blade II should have won the Best Picture instead of the fish-fucking movie


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Postby ihateoutdoors » Tue May 28, 2019 10:35 pm

rewatched the first two recently and they still kick ass. never seen the third, but I'm willing to get drunk and give it a shot since it's on prime.
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Postby figaro » Tue May 28, 2019 10:37 pm

yeah I really want to watch blade II rn
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Postby shirts optional » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:24 am

Still not too late
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Postby zach york » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:11 am

that club intro in the first one slayed

am I the only one who recognized traci lords watching this the first time? :oops:

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Postby shacky » Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:09 am

mahershala rules obv but honestly im a bit disappointed theyre not doin this

snipes is only 10 years older so idk what the prob is
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:13 am

that would mean what we do in the shadows is also canon in the mcu
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Postby BlackSugar » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:46 am

blade 1 is a v good solid flick
blade 2 is a fucking masterpiece with an incredible villain
blade 3 would be excellent except it has ryan reynolds at his absolute ryan reynoldsiest
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:20 am

Never seen the third one but the first two are modern masterpieces indeed.

The cast of Blade 3 is wild. Jessica Biel, Parker Posey, Ryan Reynolds, Natasha Lyonne, Triple H (what). Patton Oswalt.

Also remember when they put Snipes behind bars because of not doing his taxes and shit or whatever? Now I don't know the exact details about that whole thing and he probably fucked up or whatever but c'mon. Really? Wesley Snipes? That's the guy you put in prison for doing wrong shit with taxes? Out of all the fuckin people. There's a long list of guys before him that do some real fucked and shady shit with taxes that you should put in fuckin prison. That was some real racist ass shit.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:23 am

i just realized the villain from blade 2 was also the main villain in hellboy 2 (prince nuada)

those are two extremely good villain roles
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Postby goofjan » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:26 am

yeah they gotta make this a movie and not a streaming series. we need big screen Blade.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby figaro » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:03 pm

2 is even more amazing than I last remembered
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Postby endoskeleton » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:44 pm

do you all love blade 2 for its cheese or do you think it's a good movie? because while i think the original movie is fun it took me a long time to ever get around to the sequel and i'd always been led to believe it was some kind of minor classic. when i finally saw it i got a pretty rude awakening

i'm not a big fan of del toro as a director but i'd like to think i could identify one of his movies blind and about the only tell in blade 2 is the presence of norman reedus. admittedly he did say he was trying to make a sequel in the style of the first film more than anything personal but fuck
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:49 pm

It’s a great movie
you are only coming through in waves
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Postby endoskeleton » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:50 pm

i mean there's some fun shit in blade 2 but it's such a mess. sorry to piss on the parade i've just always wondered why people think it's a classic
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:51 pm

It takes the visuals of the first film to their next level
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:52 pm

I’ve always enjoyed your ability to piss on parades
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Postby endoskeleton » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:55 pm

i think it's one of the ugliest movies ever made, which is bizarre because it's a del toro movie, however i feel about the dude as a director
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