Three Billboards (McDonagh, McDormand, Rockwell, Harrelson)

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Postby trouble » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:54 pm

its like FarmersOnly.com: City Folks just don't get it.
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Postby Destroid » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:03 am

martin mcdonagh is a pretty good playwright but i was really weirded out by this movie and the bad race stuff. it was filmed like two hours south of my hometown in the north carolina mountains, so i never once believed it looked like missouri. i guess that's the least of its problems though.
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Postby KPH » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:06 am

trouble wrote:
bongo wrote:deeply mediocre film

why is anyone talking about it period


there isn't an I, Tonya thread where I can complain about the Scorsese level soundtrack.


Haha yeah...
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:19 am

Pope Laserblast IV wrote:is there a moment in this movie when i can nudge my partner and do the whole 'that's the three billboards' bit


blurst of times wrote:on the bright side we had a good laugh when the billboards first showed up and i whispered to him "that's the three billboards"


let me also admit now that i was the only one who laughed when i did this
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Postby palms » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:09 am

palms wrote:Got in a hearty debate with a coworker who lol put this as his top movie of the year and was super effusive about it for a week after seeing it. He literally couldn't understand any complaint I had about it and basically implied I just didn't get it.

Update: he called me today to gloat that it won the golden globe or something
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Postby easy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:00 pm

this movie is so fucking bad and stupid
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Postby powderfinger » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:10 pm

turned off the screener after about 45 minutes
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Postby OKterrific » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:47 pm

is it worse than Birdman?
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Postby easy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:48 pm

they're about neck and neck
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Postby kit fox » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:15 pm

blurst of times wrote:
Pope Laserblast IV wrote:is there a moment in this movie when i can nudge my partner and do the whole 'that's the three billboards' bit


blurst of times wrote:on the bright side we had a good laugh when the billboards first showed up and i whispered to him "that's the three billboards"


let me also admit now that i was the only one who laughed when i did this


kind of want to go see it tonight and shout this out in the theater then leave
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Postby kit fox » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:15 pm

or gasp loudly and shout "it's them!"
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:38 pm

a good question is which movie had the better billboard(s): this or the disaster artist?
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:56 pm

should i watch this dumb (seeming) movie?
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Postby nice pass » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:58 pm

no
You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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Postby murray st. » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:59 pm

man, fuck this movie
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Postby Geoff » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:38 am

I did not like this film
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Postby strange potion » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:00 am

It delivered as a black comedy, I thought it was pretty good
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:45 am

I loved it.
Steve was the only man i loved.
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Postby son of chucky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:45 pm

OKterrific wrote:is it worse than Birdman?


god no
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Postby saranclaps » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:52 pm

OKterrific wrote:is it worse than Birdman?
Yes. Birdman was good.
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Postby easy » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:16 am

good 1-2 combo there
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Postby Mr. Jackpots » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:54 am

Birdman was pretty enjoyable in the theater while stoned. 3 Billboards in the theater while stoned was a bummer.
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:08 am

birdman was really really terrible but at least ambitious in its awfulness. this just sucked. both of the main characters are terrible people the entire movie and there's no one to root for, and if that's the point, they shouldn't try to convince me to give a shit emotionally about their spiritual or moral journeys. what is the fucking point of these character arcs. others have written more eloquently on the politics and clumsy racial overtones. needless to say, it was handled poorly

i think i may have only laughed at "well thanks anyway father for stopping in". i cannot imagine consistently laughing throughout this movie, it's baffling to me. maybe i just went in with the wrong headspace, but a "black comedy", man i just don't feel that at all
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:22 am

critics seriously love this movie huh. that's more interesting to me than the movie
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:26 am

i rate this 1 out of 3 billbroads
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:28 am

why did/does this get so much awards buzz while the florida project sits there quietly actually telling a real and lived in american story
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:40 am

remember when she kicks two teenage kids in the crotch on school property in front of the entire school and everyone is just like "that's our mildred!"
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:41 am

i did like the groin kick

i'm just into that
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Postby aububs » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:18 am

i was all ready to like this because so many people seem to hate it and that's how my dumb brain works

but it's bad

it's like a 90s jim belushi movie without jim belushi. just bog standard c-grade "comedy" that doesn't need to be talked about at all
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:56 am

rockwell dropped a nice clean f-bomb on SNL this weekend
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