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by big zorb » Mon May 22, 2017 10:23 pm
Sobieski wrote: Larry you and I are both 28 I believe We are on the edge of death
i think i can see the grim reaper waiting outside my window.
claim my 28 year old body, i say. take me from this earth.
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by big zorb » Mon May 22, 2017 10:23 pm
grammatron wrote: Enough about your neck. How are your back, pussy, and crack doing?
leave my thread, pervert.
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by grammatron » Mon May 22, 2017 10:41 pm
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by nakedlunch » Mon May 22, 2017 10:45 pm
Arguably under this circumstance you should start sucking your own dick more to distract yourself from the debilitating pain in your neck
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by delgriffith » Mon May 22, 2017 10:45 pm
generic wrote: this happened once right before an exam, I took the rest of a bottle of hydrocodone elixir I'd saved from a respiratory infection then took a bunch of adderall to balance out the nods. I ended up acing the exam, which was one of the most important of my life
Never even skated before.
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by big zorb » Tue May 23, 2017 9:51 am
i slept for nine hours and it didn't help one bit.
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by Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue May 23, 2017 10:04 am
had this happen a couple of times a year since i was 15. it hurts like hell and gradually gets better over a few days
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by Ted Pikul » Tue May 23, 2017 10:40 am
larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote: Sobieski wrote: Larry you and I are both 28 I believe We are on the edge of death
i think i can see the grim reaper waiting outside my window.
claim my 28 year old body, i say. take me from this earth.
If you don't make it to thirty, consider it a blessing
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by easy » Tue May 23, 2017 10:45 am
you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?
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by Lucky » Tue May 23, 2017 10:51 am
delgriffith wrote: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=58152 Hope this helps.
such a great thread
katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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by black drum » Tue May 23, 2017 1:02 pm
What I wanna know is why Larry ignored me in this thread. Fuck You Larry.
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by black drum » Tue May 23, 2017 1:03 pm
He's probably too busy sucking his own dick to respond to poor old Black Drum
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by big zorb » Wed May 24, 2017 11:46 am
first of all
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by OKterrific » Wed May 24, 2017 11:49 am
easy wrote: you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?
yeah what is this called it's brutal
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by OKterrific » Wed May 24, 2017 11:50 am
it only hurts for like five seconds but every time I do it I think I'm not gonna be able to walk again
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by easy » Wed May 24, 2017 11:56 am
yeah it's insane "burning" is the keyword here—it's a scorching hot kind of pain
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by cordoba » Wed May 24, 2017 1:17 pm
easy wrote: you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?
does it also make an internal squish/ripping sound? hasn't happened in years but it hurts like hell.
I also have this sound that happens sometimes in the vertebrae at the base of my neck/spine that sounds like trickling water. lasts for like 2 or 3 seconds but doesn't hurt. my wife has actually heard it a couple times laying down with me and it freaks me out.
EDIT: huh. turns out hundreds of people have it and nobody knows what it is. great.
http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Neurology/Fizzing-sound-in-neck/show/13709#post_answer_header
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by viachicago » Wed May 24, 2017 1:26 pm
yea im always convinced ive somehow paralyzed myself when ive done it. painful as hell but the sound is the most unnerving part
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by nite69 » Wed May 24, 2017 1:49 pm
wtf i've never done/heard of that, sounds terrifying
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by BlackSugar » Wed May 24, 2017 2:00 pm
I woke up with a sore neck like three weeks ago and it still hurts. in fact, if anything the pain (which was pretty localized to my left side) has spread all around my neck and into my lower back
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by easy » Wed May 24, 2017 2:04 pm
how's your pussy and your crack
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by BlackSugar » Wed May 24, 2017 2:11 pm
mean, clean and green as a teen
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by The Bee (from nature) » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:22 am
I fucked up my neck in some mystery way and heads up: Making a DIY neck brace with a towel and some tape WORKS and kicks ASS
Fear is an illusion!
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by big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:01 pm
delgriffith wrote: Made a thread about this once and the overwhelming consensus was that I should stop sucking my own dick.
del tells this story in every thread we have about neck pain.
anyway i am in severe neck pain again. tis the season (for my neck to hurt).
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by big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:05 pm
p weird thread, reflecting on it now
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by alaska » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:46 pm
ive been weirdly good for a while but i just sat in the wrong position for like 20 minutes and now my neck's all bad
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by big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:50 pm
alaska wrote: ive been weirdly good for a while but i just sat in the wrong position for like 20 minutes and now my neck's all bad
I cursed you and for that I apologize
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by big zorb » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:18 pm
pretty bothered by the noises my neck is making when i look to the right. just a zillion little crackles. sounds like sparks.
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by big zorb » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:38 pm
i got home last night and looked down and immediately put a wrench into that muscle to the right of my left shoulderblade running up to my neck and now when i look right it sounds as though i am ripping something apart.
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