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Postby big zorb » Mon May 22, 2017 10:23 pm

Sobieski wrote:Larry you and I are both 28 I believe

We are on the edge of death


i think i can see the grim reaper waiting outside my window.

claim my 28 year old body, i say. take me from this earth.
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Postby big zorb » Mon May 22, 2017 10:23 pm

grammatron wrote:Enough about your neck. How are your back, pussy, and crack doing?


leave my thread, pervert.
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Postby grammatron » Mon May 22, 2017 10:41 pm

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Postby nakedlunch » Mon May 22, 2017 10:45 pm

Arguably under this circumstance you should start sucking your own dick more to distract yourself from the debilitating pain in your neck
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Postby delgriffith » Mon May 22, 2017 10:45 pm

generic wrote:this happened once right before an exam, I took the rest of a bottle of hydrocodone elixir I'd saved from a respiratory infection then took a bunch of adderall to balance out the nods. I ended up acing the exam, which was one of the most important of my life

Never even skated before.
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Postby big zorb » Tue May 23, 2017 9:51 am

i slept for nine hours and it didn't help one bit.
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue May 23, 2017 10:04 am

had this happen a couple of times a year since i was 15. it hurts like hell and gradually gets better over a few days
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue May 23, 2017 10:40 am

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote:
Sobieski wrote:Larry you and I are both 28 I believe

We are on the edge of death


i think i can see the grim reaper waiting outside my window.

claim my 28 year old body, i say. take me from this earth.


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Postby easy » Tue May 23, 2017 10:45 am

you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?
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Postby Lucky » Tue May 23, 2017 10:51 am

delgriffith wrote:viewtopic.php?f=3&t=58152

Hope this helps.


such a great thread
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Postby black drum » Tue May 23, 2017 1:02 pm

What I wanna know is why Larry ignored me in this thread.

Fuck You Larry.
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Postby black drum » Tue May 23, 2017 1:03 pm

He's probably too busy sucking his own dick to respond to poor old Black Drum
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 24, 2017 11:46 am

first of all
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Postby OKterrific » Wed May 24, 2017 11:49 am

easy wrote:you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?


yeah what is this called it's brutal
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Postby OKterrific » Wed May 24, 2017 11:50 am

it only hurts for like five seconds but every time I do it I think I'm not gonna be able to walk again
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Postby easy » Wed May 24, 2017 11:56 am

yeah it's insane

"burning" is the keyword here—it's a scorching hot kind of pain
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Postby cordoba » Wed May 24, 2017 1:17 pm

easy wrote:you guys ever have that thing where you like, turn your head too sharply or look up at just the wrong angle and a burning, stinging sensation rips up through your neck and into the top of your skull?


does it also make an internal squish/ripping sound? hasn't happened in years but it hurts like hell.



I also have this sound that happens sometimes in the vertebrae at the base of my neck/spine that sounds like trickling water. lasts for like 2 or 3 seconds but doesn't hurt. my wife has actually heard it a couple times laying down with me and it freaks me out.

EDIT: huh. turns out hundreds of people have it and nobody knows what it is. great.
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Postby viachicago » Wed May 24, 2017 1:26 pm

yea im always convinced ive somehow paralyzed myself when ive done it. painful as hell but the sound is the most unnerving part
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Postby nite69 » Wed May 24, 2017 1:49 pm

wtf i've never done/heard of that, sounds terrifying
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed May 24, 2017 2:00 pm

I woke up with a sore neck like three weeks ago and it still hurts. in fact, if anything the pain (which was pretty localized to my left side) has spread all around my neck and into my lower back
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Postby easy » Wed May 24, 2017 2:04 pm

how's your pussy and your crack
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed May 24, 2017 2:11 pm

mean, clean and green as a teen
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Postby The Bee (from nature) » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:22 am

I fucked up my neck in some mystery way and heads up:

Making a DIY neck brace with a towel and some tape WORKS and kicks ASS
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Postby big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:01 pm

delgriffith wrote:Made a thread about this once and the overwhelming consensus was that I should stop sucking my own dick.


del tells this story in every thread we have about neck pain.

anyway i am in severe neck pain again. tis the season (for my neck to hurt).
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Postby big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:05 pm

p weird thread, reflecting on it now
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Postby alaska » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:46 pm

ive been weirdly good for a while but i just sat in the wrong position for like 20 minutes and now my neck's all bad
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Postby big zorb » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:50 pm

alaska wrote:ive been weirdly good for a while but i just sat in the wrong position for like 20 minutes and now my neck's all bad


I cursed you and for that I apologize
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Postby CatGyal (Tu Babysitter) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:54 am

Oh god, my back!
Oh god, my pussy!
Oh god, and my crack!
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:18 pm

pretty bothered by the noises my neck is making when i look to the right. just a zillion little crackles. sounds like sparks.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:38 pm

i got home last night and looked down and immediately put a wrench into that muscle to the right of my left shoulderblade running up to my neck and now when i look right it sounds as though i am ripping something apart.
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