Re: Why are the NYC subways suddenly a disaster?

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Postby goofjan » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:20 pm

actual video from the subway this morning:

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:23 pm

ah damnit! a hard working commuter just fell out of the ceiling and bonked me on the noggin. THIS CITY IS OVER CAPACITY!!!!
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:24 pm

lockheed wrote:I think it would help if you could pipe scents in to the stations, like honeysuckle rose or vanilla bean

I think James Murphy tried this.
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Postby vhg » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:25 pm

a Pizza Rat for every subway car
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm

I saw man try hard to get in one train and end up in the east river. Why?
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm

lockheed wrote:I saw man try hard to get in one train and end up in the east river. Why?

buddy, the city is over capacity.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:29 pm

This town is the pits.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:31 pm

pits filled past the brim ("over capacity") with human bodies.
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:36 pm

The one big thing about over capacity is I have no elbow room to use my paring knife on the train to get really good peach slices
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:36 pm

what if you run for mayor on a platform of "I figured out where to put all these ppl but I wont tell until elected"
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:37 pm

i DO NOT AGREE that we should be laying people horizontally and stacking them like lumber on the trains and then using rakes to pull them out at the station.
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:48 pm

I think it's also somewhat criminal that to eliminate over capacity, at each stop some riders have to leave the train by intimidation and catch a bus to Albany and build a new life there
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:09 am

iambic wrote:no don't make those posts

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Postby baleen » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:17 pm

lol fuck this place
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Postby wendy » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:19 pm

my favorite part about that tweet is that it doesn't even specify the train or station or anything

and if the train is stuck in the tunnel nobody's got service anyway

basically it's a phenomenal fucking tweet
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Postby Jenda » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:20 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote:yesterday a crow ripped the heart out of a pigeon on a subway platform in brooklyn:



Pretty wild, although kind of natures course. What I saw that was insane was a fucking squirrel killing a rat in Malibu...
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Postby alaska » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:35 pm

Always good to see the Charlotte thread get bumped
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:38 pm

This guys about to do it

He's gonna drop $2.75 on a disaster
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:44 pm

eyyy i'm not walkin here because the city is over capacity
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:56 pm

someone post diblasio on the train
post it

post it now
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:02 pm

my wife was just telling me how she turned down having diblasio do an event at work because she was afraid the old ppl would be too horrible to him
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Postby big zorb » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:14 am

the mta is gonna enforce littering laws and save the subway
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:58 pm

CoolRanch wrote:Subway-Station Naming Rights May Be Sold in NYC to Pay for Fixes
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-27/cuomo-proposes-selling-naming-rights-to-new-york-subway-stations


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Postby junebug » Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:47 pm

transfer is available to the following trains: Image
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Postby big zorb » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:32 pm

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Postby big zorb » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:44 pm

this was a really good and fun thread, excellent work everyone
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Postby landspeedrecord » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:42 pm

perhaps we can relegate our transit horror stories to this thread or shall the subway become the main topic of the regular ol NYC thread from here on out?
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Postby big zorb » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:47 pm

i propose we start a third thread, just to make sure everyone understands our pain
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