Why are the NYC subways suddenly a disaster?

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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:15 pm

And now you own 3 crown fried chickens located next to very not destroyed train stations
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:16 pm

know what city is denser than New York? West New York.
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Postby universe » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:18 pm

VHGisdead wrote:know what city is denser than New York? West New York.


Better known as Los Angeles
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:18 pm

the ideal capacity rate for a city is 0%.
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:20 pm

I think it would help if you could pipe scents in to the stations, like honeysuckle rose or vanilla bean
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Postby goofjan » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:20 pm

actual video from the subway this morning:

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:23 pm

ah damnit! a hard working commuter just fell out of the ceiling and bonked me on the noggin. THIS CITY IS OVER CAPACITY!!!!
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:24 pm

lockheed wrote:I think it would help if you could pipe scents in to the stations, like honeysuckle rose or vanilla bean

I think James Murphy tried this.
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:25 pm

a Pizza Rat for every subway car
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm

I saw man try hard to get in one train and end up in the east river. Why?
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm

lockheed wrote:I saw man try hard to get in one train and end up in the east river. Why?

buddy, the city is over capacity.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:29 pm

This town is the pits.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:31 pm

pits filled past the brim ("over capacity") with human bodies.
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:36 pm

The one big thing about over capacity is I have no elbow room to use my paring knife on the train to get really good peach slices
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:36 pm

what if you run for mayor on a platform of "I figured out where to put all these ppl but I wont tell until elected"
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:37 pm

i DO NOT AGREE that we should be laying people horizontally and stacking them like lumber on the trains and then using rakes to pull them out at the station.
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Postby lockheed » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:48 pm

I think it's also somewhat criminal that to eliminate over capacity, at each stop some riders have to leave the train by intimidation and catch a bus to Albany and build a new life there
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:09 am

iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
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Postby baleen » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:17 pm

lol fuck this place
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Postby wendy » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:19 pm

my favorite part about that tweet is that it doesn't even specify the train or station or anything

and if the train is stuck in the tunnel nobody's got service anyway

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Postby Jenda » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:20 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote:yesterday a crow ripped the heart out of a pigeon on a subway platform in brooklyn:



Pretty wild, although kind of natures course. What I saw that was insane was a fucking squirrel killing a rat in Malibu...
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Postby alaska » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:35 pm

Always good to see the Charlotte thread get bumped
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Postby Pashmina » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:38 pm

This guys about to do it

He's gonna drop $2.75 on a disaster
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:44 pm

eyyy i'm not walkin here because the city is over capacity
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:56 pm

someone post diblasio on the train
post it

post it now
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Postby Pashmina » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:02 pm

my wife was just telling me how she turned down having diblasio do an event at work because she was afraid the old ppl would be too horrible to him
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Postby big zorb » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:14 am

the mta is gonna enforce littering laws and save the subway
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Postby universe » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:56 pm

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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:58 pm

CoolRanch wrote:Subway-Station Naming Rights May Be Sold in NYC to Pay for Fixes
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-27/cuomo-proposes-selling-naming-rights-to-new-york-subway-stations


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