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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby important dentist » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:05 am

just got this great banner ad on facebook and had to click
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Postby snitch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:40 am

Has anyone else seen ads for Adventures of Rush Revere, Rush and Kathryn Limbaugh's book series teaching US history to kids? I guess the series started in 2013, but i saw an ad for it recently and was all :shock: :?.

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Postby boatwave » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:41 am

Finally, children's books with white protagonists!
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:44 am

holy shit @ "surfdom"
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:46 am

A few years ago I got a flyer in the mail for an educational program (like stuff they'd mail you) from Mike Huckabee.

I don't know if it's still going after his pivot into comedy.
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Postby Cone » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:49 am

My mother has bought countless Rush Revere books for my nieces and nephews. I'm really hoping they wind up straight in the trash after being opened.
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:56 am

cause me and GOP we get ours regardless
so get the Boyack, C.
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Postby butter » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:58 am

Not only are these insidious, but, based on the synopses, they're also just goddamned boring. What makes these people think that kids would actually want to read these?
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Postby butter » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:01 pm

THE MIRACULOUS PENCIL. Gee, dad, can't fucking wait!
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:03 pm

love that half of these are about like commercial zoning

I'm sure they save the learned protocols coloring book for the YA segment
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Postby Cone » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:03 pm

butter wrote:Not only are these insidious, but, based on the synopses, they're also just goddamned boring. What makes these people think that kids would actually want to read these?


"Superman? No Timmy you don't want to read that. Here's a far more exciting story of a TRUE hero by the name of Rush Revere!"
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:10 pm

wow i wonder what the creature from jekyll island could possibly be
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Postby butter » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:11 pm

I hope my kid beats up the tuttle twins.
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Postby snitch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:30 pm

light rail coyote wrote:wow i wonder what the creature from jekyll island could possibly be

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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:33 pm

yeah my mother-in-law gets those Rush Revere books for my nephew :(
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:34 pm

snitch wrote:
light rail coyote wrote:wow i wonder what the creature from jekyll island could possibly be

the Squid-eral Agenda


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Postby john plainman » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:36 pm

Tuttle or Buttle?
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Postby Merciel » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:40 pm

I'm honestly kind of amazed they even want kids reading, but then I guess tomorrow's future heavyweight intellectuals like Paul Ryan have to come from somewhere.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:41 pm

in my anecdotal experience, conservatives love to give their children terrible books.

last christmas my dad got me something called CLINTON, INC.
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Postby Merciel » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:42 pm

nobody gives me books

it's moderately delightful to speculate about why that might be
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Postby transitive » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:47 pm

Rush Revere's dumb face is making me simultaneously cackle and punch my screen.
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Postby Frank » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:48 pm

How much of the economy is devoted to separating gullible white morons from their money? And how do I get in on it?
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Postby John Dark » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:58 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if these are being used for meeting social studies curriculum for a good percentage of homeschooled kids.
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Postby Cone » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:17 pm

I will admit that I have guzzled a few bottles of Rush Revere's TWO IF BY TEA peach iced tea and it was pretty good

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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:21 pm

holy fuck i thought that was a photoshop at first

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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:25 pm

Frank wrote:How much of the economy is devoted to separating gullible white morons from their money? And how do I get in on it?

if your tone is even slightly sincere, go check out infowars right now

last time I looked they were literally selling youth serums next to the doomsday prepper tchotchkes
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Postby shark week » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:29 pm

It's dark and you want to go home?
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Postby John Dark » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:33 pm

DasLofGang wrote:
Frank wrote:How much of the economy is devoted to separating gullible white morons from their money? And how do I get in on it?

if your tone is even slightly sincere, go check out infowars right now

last time I looked they were literally selling youth serums next to the doomsday prepper tchotchkes


Youth serums are an essential part of any self-respecting prepper's bug out bag.

I mean, that's just common sense.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:37 pm

DasLofGang wrote:
Frank wrote:How much of the economy is devoted to separating gullible white morons from their money? And how do I get in on it?

if your tone is even slightly sincere, go check out infowars right now

last time I looked they were literally selling youth serums next to the doomsday prepper tchotchkes


i haven't been on there in forever but i guess now he sells a bunch of water purifiers and stuff under the brand "alexapure"
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