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Postby Bartatua » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:51 pm

glad i finally watched this
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby cartola » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:56 pm

Bartatua wrote:jim carrey vs jaden smit

jim has no excuse tho
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:02 pm

Jim Carrey for Twin Peaks Season 4
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Postby antoine » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:04 pm

Jim Carrey looks weird
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Postby antoine » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:05 pm

That video rules
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Postby inanimate object...alive! » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:16 pm

in the end, life itself was the biggest joke of all
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Postby tatiana maslany » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:18 pm

cartola wrote:
Bartatua wrote:jim carrey vs jaden smit

jim has no excuse tho


when jaden said the thing about being the smartest youll ever be as a baby or whatever and i had to listen to adults make superhellalolz jokes about 'he doest even understand how babies work what a (differently abled person)!'

like hes a kid who couldnt articulate fully the idea but how stupid do you have to be to think someone is as stupid as they thought he was
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Postby goofjan » Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:48 pm

very into celebrity quasi-spiritual mathematics. see also: Terrence Howard...

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914

He had a theory. It might seem crazy, it may even be crazy, but a long time ago he'd gotten hold of this notion that one times one doesn't equal one, but two. He began writing down his logic, in a language of his own devising that he calls Terryology. He wrote forward and backward, with both his right and left hands, sometimes using symbols he made up that look foreign, if not alien, to keep his ideas secret until they could be patented. In 2013, he got married again, to an L.A. restaurateur named Mira Pak, and the two would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.
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Postby goofjan » Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:51 pm

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby bongo » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:01 pm

kinda stoked about the new doc that explores his "psychotic" experience playing andy kaufman
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:51 am

it's weird how I admired Carrey as a 6-14 y/o and now I'm coming back to him 17 years later where we share even more in common than ever before
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Postby ZONKER » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:31 am

goofjan grievens wrote:very into celebrity quasi-spiritual mathematics. see also: Terrence Howard...

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914

He had a theory. It might seem crazy, it may even be crazy, but a long time ago he'd gotten hold of this notion that one times one doesn't equal one, but two. He began writing down his logic, in a language of his own devising that he calls Terryology. He wrote forward and backward, with both his right and left hands, sometimes using symbols he made up that look foreign, if not alien, to keep his ideas secret until they could be patented. In 2013, he got married again, to an L.A. restaurateur named Mira Pak, and the two would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.


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Postby ZONKER » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:31 am

trouble wrote:this guy is an asshole and he once gave the rubberface to one of my friends


I still have no idea what this is referring to
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Postby madness and chaos » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:45 am

ZONKER wrote:
goofjan grievens wrote:very into celebrity quasi-spiritual mathematics. see also: Terrence Howard...

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/terrence-howards-dangerous-mind-20150914

He had a theory. It might seem crazy, it may even be crazy, but a long time ago he'd gotten hold of this notion that one times one doesn't equal one, but two. He began writing down his logic, in a language of his own devising that he calls Terryology. He wrote forward and backward, with both his right and left hands, sometimes using symbols he made up that look foreign, if not alien, to keep his ideas secret until they could be patented. In 2013, he got married again, to an L.A. restaurateur named Mira Pak, and the two would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.


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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:45 am

carrey bumped into one of troubles posse and turned his face to rubber
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:59 am

Carrey is Good
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Postby ZONKER » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:59 am

It sounds more sexual to me, but I'll take that explanation

And madness, meth makes you do stupid shit like create your own system of logic named after yourself and spend 17 hours cutting shapes into plastic to "prove" it
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Postby madness and chaos » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:03 am

ZONKER wrote:It sounds more sexual to me, but I'll take that explanation

And madness, meth makes you do stupid shit like create your own system of logic named after yourself and spend 17 hours cutting shapes into plastic to "prove" it


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Postby madness and chaos » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:07 am

Roberto Bolaño's chair
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Postby black mamba » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:55 am

ZONKER wrote:
trouble wrote:this guy is an asshole and he once gave the rubberface to one of my friends


I still have no idea what this is referring to



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Postby blues » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:19 am

must've seen the twin peaks finale
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Postby feaxfang » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:34 pm

That first 540 degree turn. "Ah shut her down noooow" lol
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Postby powderfinger » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:51 pm

man this is awesome
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Postby cordoba » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:27 pm

yeah let's shit on people who accept awards at _____ shows because those shows are so meaningless

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seems like a silly thing to get self righteous about anyway
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Postby i am rich » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:29 pm

forgot to chime in on how good this is
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Postby Flossed Out » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:29 pm

Idk doesn't seem like he's taking that award very seriously.
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Postby joe » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:32 pm

As long as I can still require people get vaccinated I'm down with this
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:56 pm

sick vid
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:59 pm

0:57-1:05 is life affirming
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:29 am

Carrey fuckin rules and that video is just slightly dialed down antics it throws everyone off. I feel such a kindred spiritual relationship with him, bug off
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