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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:50 pm
i for myself finally satisfied my curiosity about pork rinds. Productive day at the milk house.
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by mead » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:51 pm
what's the verdict on that milk
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by mead » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:53 pm
i maybe get the sense you left the experience unchanged
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by Swelling Itching Brain » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:59 pm
You mean you ate them.. or there's some unspeakable deviant behaviour involving pork rinds you've always been curious about and today you crossed that line
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by Buddy Glass » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:00 pm
I broke up with somebody who really liked me
First time in 34 years being the one in that position
Not a great experience
But definitely a first
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:08 pm
i ate them yeah
Verdict is my cats like it more than i do. It's better if you try not to think of the fact you're eating the fried skin of a cute dead pig (all pigs are cute). The problem with that is once in a while you'll eat one that has a stronger taste than the rest and it really reminds you of that fact. It's like, yep, that's what pig skin would taste like alright......
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:11 pm
Buddy Glass wrote:I broke up with somebody who really liked me
First time in 34 years being the one in that position
Not a great experience
But definitely a first
im sorry to read that.
I've broken up with someone once and they were the one in love. I wasn't. Of course she had cheated on me twice (second time did it) which may seem like a weird thing to do if you claim to love someone but really it's exactly WHY she did it (she knew it wasn't mutual, i LIKED her a lot, but not loved). We both apologized some years later and we're still friendly now (this was 11 years ago). Moral is, Don't get with someone because you're lonely. It's a bad reason and it will not end well.
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by brittle » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:38 pm
got fitted for and went for a run in nice running shoes.
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by vhg » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:39 pm
I talked to an architect on the phone
Bought this at the mall I'm gonna wear this at the mall.
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by Eugenics » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:39 pm
having my home appraised to put up for sale
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by brittle » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:39 pm
i ate a bag of pork rinds once.
they were terrible and i was sick for the rest of the night.
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by oglop » Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:08 pm
tried out a new sunscreen. didn't like it, my face got too white no matter how much i rubbed it. spent the entire day looking like a clown
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:27 pm
brittle wrote:i ate a bag of pork rinds once.
they were terrible and i was sick for the rest of the night.
prob heading this way tbh
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by arepa » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:30 pm
love
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by saranclaps ultra mode 9000 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:35 pm
Needing to get stool softener. Fun!
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by An Indulgent Mother » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:45 pm
Smoked a biff w/ no tobacco
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:01 pm
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by oomphull » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:59 pm
i rode my bike to a local bakery before 8 am and sat at a table outside to eat a pecan roll, drink coffee, and smoke a cig while taking in the early morning street scene. i typically don't get out of bed before 12, so this was a big change of pace for me.
this is fun
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by oomphull » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:01 pm
oh ya, last night i decided to give polyphasic sleep a shot. So i've been taking naps every four hours. also a new thing for me.
this is fun
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by wolfie » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:05 pm
I had this pepper curry that was made with different peppers and mushrooms and stuff. And chicken. It was real good and I'll have it again
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by ueckerist » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:16 pm
i handled a piece of einstein's brain today
i thought about clocking my coworker over the head and eating it red dragon-style
but instead i carefully showed it to a japanese film crew and set it back down
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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by fresco painter » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:24 pm
I learned how to steer a boat a little better
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:27 pm
been yachting?
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by Milk » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:28 pm
ueckerist wrote:i handled a piece of einstein's brain today
i thought about clocking my coworker over the head and eating it red dragon-style
but instead i carefully showed it to a japanese film crew and set it back down
that does in fact sound like a pretty new experience. For like anyone.
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by Riverchrist » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:37 pm
I told my upstairs neighbor she's too dang loud.
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by fresco painter » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:42 pm
Milk wrote:been yachting?
no it was a little scow but it was fun cause it was hard to steer
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by jalapeño ranch » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:46 pm
After being in a nine hour meeting today, I realized I can achieve everything and nothing at the same time.
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by woozy ducks » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:04 am
oglop wrote:tried out a new sunscreen. didn't like it, my face got too white no matter how much i rubbed it. spent the entire day looking like a clown
This is my life. Beats cold sores though. I also take L-lysine
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by creedence tapes » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:13 am
i asked for something i felt i deserved and got it. i'm not sure i've ever advocated for myself like that
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by creedence tapes » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:16 am
or i guess i've never felt the unfettered generosity of the people around me in such a big way
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