mattress stores keep their lights on at night on purpose

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Postby creedence tapes » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:20 am

i always wondered if they did this to remind people wandering around at night of how good they could have it if they just bought a fuckin mattress. and then the other day i ended up talking to a matress store manager at a bar and they do it so when you think about buying a mattress the florescent beacon in the strip mall by your house jumps to mind and you know exactly where to go.
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Postby fester » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:23 am

mattress stores are portals to hell
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Postby metersk » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:23 am

what is a ... mattress??
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Postby ratbag » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:23 am

I'm sleepy
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Postby fester » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:24 am

mattresses are the things they sell at mattress stores. hope this helps
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Postby john penis » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:27 am

people dont really buy these do they
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Postby Eugenics » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:34 am

nothing else mattress
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Postby scrambled » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:38 am

i wonder how many people buy mattresses from the incessant podcast commercials
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Postby fox » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:40 am

so close, no matter how far
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:50 am

every time a mattress thread comes up im obligated to point out how good the pun in Sleepy's motto is

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Postby ueckerist » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:52 am

now you listen here, boarder creedence tapes: you can make all the threads you want and foist all the flimsy mattress store manager hearsay you want on us. but i REFUSE to believe the thread title and i will GO TO MY GRAVE believing that mattress stores across this great nation are all accidentally leaving the lights on overnight.

night after goddamn night.
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Postby kit fox » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:59 am

is that why the vacuum/knife store in my neighborhood keeps their lights on all night?
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Postby metersk » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:04 am

Jarl Skeletal wrote:every time a mattress thread comes up im obligated to point out how good the pun in Sleepy's motto is

just tryna hit my redpill quota

like a good neighbor sleepy's is there?
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:07 am

metersk wrote:
Jarl Skeletal wrote:every time a mattress thread comes up im obligated to point out how good the pun in Sleepy's motto is

just tryna hit my redpill quota

like a good neighbor sleepy's is there?

no,that's applebee's motto. sleepy's is "For the Rest of Your Life"
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Postby fester » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:26 am

Sleepy's: Sleep til You're Dead
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Postby kid8 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:30 am

I bought one for 300 bucks and it's pretty good. The last one i had was a hand ne down and squeeked like a mother fucker.
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Postby Paul » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:42 am

podcasts and radio have convinced me I need a Casper mattress in my life and that I'll never be happy without one.
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Postby aububs » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:00 am

Jarl Skeletal wrote:
metersk wrote:
Jarl Skeletal wrote:every time a mattress thread comes up im obligated to point out how good the pun in Sleepy's motto is

just tryna hit my redpill quota

like a good neighbor sleepy's is there?

no,that's applebee's motto. sleepy's is "For the Rest of Your Life"


:shock: omg that motto
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Postby good news » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:04 am

fester wrote:mattress stores are portals to hell


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