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ufos are real

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no
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unidentified flying objects are real but they aren't necessarily from outer space
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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:00 am

ufos are real
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Postby madness and chaos » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:21 am

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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:55 am

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Postby acidity regulator » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:07 am

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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:16 am

you know, what i'm talking about... motherfucker
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:37 am

AFI is real
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Postby tanaka » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:51 am

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nah j/k, there's nothing out there but a bunch of boring rocks, the weird shit in the skies is just the nazi remnants within the military fucking with us for laughsl! lol
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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:53 am

lol! (wipes tear from eye)
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Postby tanaka » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:17 am

The Internet's greatest blogger, Christopher Knowles, once speculated that, perhaps, the reason Hillary Clinton fell out of favor with the intelligence agencies, resulting in the coordinated Wikileaks madness and all the other shit that resulted in her defeat to Trump, was that she once spoke out about her intent to declassify secret documents pertaining to Area 51... and, of course, John Podesta, her campaign manager and noted UFO nut, was the main target of the Pizzagate hoax. Apparently, JFK started asking questions about UFOs ten days before he got clapped, so who knows... I imagine those with their hands on the black budget $$$ and advanced technology would get pissed when a politician starts meddling in their affairs.
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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:17 am

soon, will come a time

that your either ufo'd or not

best to ufo, if you know what what i'm sayin
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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:32 am

tanaka...i'm on yr side...no worries
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Postby i am rich » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:31 am

take me 2 ur dealer
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Postby tarantula » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:36 am

hey, you better learn some serious shit...you smug assholes
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Postby chargie » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:47 am

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Postby tanaka » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:25 am

how come advanced lifeforms capable of space travel rely on such crude and intrusive means of inspection... jamming clunky electronic objects into the rectums of befuddled country bumpkins

i'm making serious posts in a joke thread, whatever :geek:

read this, dickheads
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Postby marble » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:30 am

edit: i regret making this post
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Postby madness and chaos » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:44 pm

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nah j/k, there's nothing out there but a bunch of boring rocks, the weird shit in the skies is just the nazi remnants within the military fucking with us for laughsl! lol


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Postby Bartatua » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:10 pm

Do you remember this completely insane part from the annie jacobsen area 51 book

"The Horten brothers were involved in the flying disc crash in New Mexico. And that is from a single source. ... There was an unusual moment where that source became very upset and told me things that were stunning that's almost impossible to believe at first read. And that is that a flying disc really did crash in New Mexico and it was transported to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, and then in 1951 it was transferred to Area 51, which is why the base is called Area 51. And the stunning part of the reveal is that my source, who I absolutely believe and worked with for 18 months on this, was one of the engineers who received the equipment and he also received the people who were in the craft.

"The people were, according to the source, were child-sized pilots, and there's a lot of debate about how old they were. He believes they were 13, although other people believe they may have been older. But this is a firsthand witness to this, and I made a decision to write about this in the very end of the book, after I take the traditional journalist form of telling you everything in the third person, I switch and I kind of lean into the reader and I say, 'Look, this is not why Area 51 is classified to the point where no one in the government will admit it exists. The reason is because what one man told me.' And then using the first person, I tell you what I was told. And there's no doubt that people are going to be upset, alarmed and skeptical of this information, but I absolutely believe the veracity of my source, and I believe it was important that I put this information out there because it is the tip of a very big iceberg."

"The child-sized aviators in this craft [that crashed in New Mexico] were the result of a Soviet human experimentation program, and they had been made to look like aliens a la Orson Welles' War of the Worlds, and it was a warning shot over President Truman's bow, so to speak. In 1947, when this would have originally happened, the Soviets did not yet have the nuclear bomb, and Stalin and Truman were locked in horns with one another, and Stalin couldn't compete in nuclear weaponry yet, but he certainly could compete in the world of black propaganda — and that was his aim, according to my source. ...

"What is firsthand information is that he worked with these bodies [of the pilots] and he was an eyewitness to the horror of seeing them and working with them. Where they actually came from is obviously the subject of debate. But if you look at the timeline with Josef Mengele, he left Auschwitz in January of 1945 and disappeared for a while, and the suggestion by the source is that Mengele had already cut his losses with the Third Reich at that point and was working with Stalin."
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Postby Patchouli Jim » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:16 pm

tanaka wrote:how come advanced lifeforms capable of space travel rely on such crude and intrusive means of inspection... jamming clunky electronic objects into the rectums of befuddled country bumpkins



JUst cause you have a boring sex life doesn't mean the whole universe has one.
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Postby Kenny » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:05 pm

I was driving on the freeway through San Dimas and I saw a three lights in a triangle pattern going in a super straight line very fast and then they did a 90 degree turn without showing down and then went over the mountain range and out of sight.

I would have figured I was tripping but my gf saw the same thing
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:59 pm

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Postby unome » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:00 pm

My uncle is a huge ufo fanatic and both him and my aunt swear they've seen them.
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Postby rap and country » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:06 pm

that graphic is really something
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Postby Patchouli Jim » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:48 am

On Netflix they have this "Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story" film that I watched part of today - geez was that a waste of time. It was essentially just a collection of youtube videos in the style of someone dicking around with home special effects software to see if they can make a convincing UFO or Grey video graphic. I was kinda shocked that Netflix carried it and made me believe just about anyone could get something distributed on it. After turning it off however I decided to look up Stan Romanek and immediately what you find is that he admitted to faking shit and was jailed for possession of child pornography in August of this year.
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Postby ZONKER » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:27 am

Spooky Jim wrote:On Netflix they have this "Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story" film that I watched part of today - geez was that a waste of time. It was essentially just a collection of youtube videos in the style of someone dicking around with home special effects software to see if they can make a convincing UFO or Grey video graphic. I was kinda shocked that Netflix carried it and made me believe just about anyone could get something distributed on it. After turning it off however I decided to look up Stan Romanek and immediately what you find is that he admitted to faking shit and was jailed for possession of child pornography in August of this year.


False flag bro, the government spooks want to discredit anyone who believes in ETs as a sicko nutjob.
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Postby ZONKER » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:28 am

There is one good UFO doc I saw on Netflix, think it's called Uncovered or something like that, the main narrator is a doctor who cries when explaining how the government threatened his life.
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Postby Patchouli Jim » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:33 am

I like Bob Lazar.

Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby ZONKER » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:52 am

tanaka wrote:how come advanced lifeforms capable of space travel rely on such crude and intrusive means of inspection... jamming clunky electronic objects into the rectums of befuddled country bumpkins

i'm making serious posts in a joke thread, whatever :geek:

read this, dickheads


That was great, thank you
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Postby tarantula » Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:29 am

if at any point in time humanity discovered and implemented time travel, well

then we'd be visited by time travelers at any point in time :ahuh:
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Postby Puerto Rican Vegan » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:34 am

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