ufos are real

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Come around
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ufos are real

yes
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no
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unidentified flying objects are real but they aren't necessarily from outer space
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Postby manvstrees » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:17 am

nothing would ever make people hit the streets except hey the thing you see in the sky outside is full of aliens, it's there right now
this won't happen due to A the nature of time and B anyone who gets tech at this level just runs simulations

all of our ideas about aliens are so clearly about our own dumb ideas about war and identity, god i hate the aliens
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Postby dusky » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:18 am

i am ready for alien sex
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:22 am

most of their sex with humans seems very nonconsensual. maybe it is *us* who have things to teach them after all
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Postby something sensible if » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:24 am

theres no doubt in my mind that humans are some of the sexiest creatures in the whole multiverse

everyone is going to want to have sex with us

uh but yeah. recovered materials. here's tom delonge talking about some kind of recovered UFO metal. i am still sorta confused about tom delonge's role in all of this. idk why the youtube link thing isn't working here.
https://youtu.be/-BEg1Ozp9OU?t=32m46s
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Postby Grey Poupon » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:39 am

Tom has this charlatan organisation where the website implies they have all these great scientific minds working on finding aliens but when you look at what they actually produce it’s just aimed at music and movies that are presumably the usual cable tv conspiracy tabloid documentary bullshit
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:51 am

that's not true! he's doing valuable work!!
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Postby wollogallu » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:45 am

finally getting into tom delonge i guess
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Postby ratbags » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:40 am

Make sure to water your alien ferns
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:43 am

i somehow missed all of this.

art bell needs to come out of retirement ASAP
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Postby ZONKER » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:58 am

loaf angel wrote:I'd be so disappointed if they were a bunch of overhorny alien sex fiends


Well, that certainly makes one AND ONLY ONE of us
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:29 pm

i think it was explicitly stated that it wasn't a drone

also sorry to go all conspiracy theory but i kinda think they're probably still funding it and working on it but want to keep it classified

releasing this info, being like "fine we admit it we were working UFO stuff and okay okay yeah full disclosure there was definitely some weird shit, oh and here it is by the way for all of you to look at, but it wasn't weird enough to be a priority so we're no longer funding it" is a pretty good way to make the general public think the gov is being transparent and believe they've actually defunded it

the reactions i'm seeing are all like "waht! this is totally weird enough to continue funding!! wtf!!" so while everyone's all mad and indignant about that the gov't gets to do its thing (fuck aliens)
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Postby Bartatua » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:14 pm

good news, im an alien
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:32 pm

1. have fucked on earth
2. the person that you fucked, what level was their security clearance
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Postby big zorb » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm

wendy wrote:1. have fucked on earth
2. the person that you fucked, what level was their security clearance


yeah
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:00 pm

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Postby wollogallu » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:04 pm

Faces of Earth
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Postby Mesh » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:33 pm

Trump: Release the UFO info, that way we can get people amped and increase military spending.

Pentagon: I'm sorry Mr. President but we really haven't got anything on that...sir.

Trump: Make up some exciting bullshit that sounds great.

Pentagon: Well we have this... But it makes a Democrat seem crazier.

Trump: Covfefe.
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:41 pm

The Good Jugdish wrote:pilot's report from the incident in the nytimes video
https://coi.tothestarsacademy.com/nimitz-report/


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i think they mean the CG-59 uss princeton. the CVL-23 uss princeton was sunk by the japanese in 1944.

pretty odd mistake.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:48 pm

no the truly crazy part is they meant the cvl-23
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Postby marble » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:56 pm

tucker carlson's perplexed face will never not make me laugh
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:45 pm

wintergreen, what do you think of crop circles
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:16 pm

i'm under the impression a group of artists made them by trampling patterns into crops with cardboard boxes.
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Postby something sensible if » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:17 pm

wintergreen wrote:i'm under the impression a group of artists made them by trampling patterns into crops with cardboard boxes.

i think seeing how this was done was one of the most disappointing moments of my childhood
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:18 pm

wintergreen wrote:i'm under the impression a group of artists made them by trampling patterns into crops with cardboard boxes.


nuh uh
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:28 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:no the truly crazy part is they meant the cvl-23
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:41 pm

wintergreen wrote:i'm under the impression a group of artists made them by trampling patterns into crops with cardboard boxes.

plz refer to my post one page back for something that will upset you.
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:45 pm

For me the real hole in the story is why does the navy have airplanes
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Postby big zorb » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:47 pm

some airplanes are known as "flying ships"
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