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Postby hazel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:12 pm

first one was fun but has aged very very poorly

however friday is Go to a Movie Day and sometimes one must make hard choices.......
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Postby hazel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:13 pm

julianne moore is pretty cool at least
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Postby dmitry » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:13 pm

i keep thinking that its a super hero spinoff of that one colin firth movie where he teaches the idiot king how to do math
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:15 pm

my son is wetting himself in excitement for this. we're both kinda bummed we can't see it opening night, since we like doing that sort of thing, but we'll be there tomorrow night for sure, along with my buddy phil because we're a trio now
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Postby hazel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:17 pm

dmitry wrote:i keep thinking that its a super hero spinoff of that one colin firth movie where he teaches the idiot king how to do math


trying to find what movie this would be but only getting results for something called "The Kings Speech"
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Postby pissydan » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:21 pm

yeah, if you got a phil, you gotta take him. thems the rules.
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Postby dmitry » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:21 pm

hazel wrote:
dmitry wrote:i keep thinking that its a super hero spinoff of that one colin firth movie where he teaches the idiot king how to do math


trying to find what movie this would be but only getting results for something called "The Kings Speech"


thats the one.
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Postby jefe górgory » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:22 pm

I am interested in this movie because for once I am only expecting it to be fun. If it fails to deliver I'll be disappointed, but not crushed
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Postby hazel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:22 pm

dmitry wrote:
hazel wrote:
dmitry wrote:i keep thinking that its a super hero spinoff of that one colin firth movie where he teaches the idiot king how to do math


trying to find what movie this would be but only getting results for something called "The Kings Speech"


thats the one.

math...the universal language
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Postby jefe górgory » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:26 pm

Watched magic mike xxl last night, if kingsman 2 follows that sort of plot structure it will be great
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:33 pm

i tried to watch the first one but the fights were too slick and it made me feel nauseous
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Postby digital friday » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:42 pm

Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:i tried to watch the first one but the fights were too slick and it made me feel nauseous


What on earth
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Postby Seamus » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:53 pm

I think this was worse than the first one. Also there was one VERY :? :? :? scene which I posted about in the other thread:

during a mission he seduces the bad guy's gf, and whilst, uh, manually stimulating her he secretly inserts a tracking / recording device in her vagina.Toggle Spoiler
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Postby murray st. » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:09 pm

i'm gonna get fucking hammered and go see both this and mother tomorrow
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Postby Annie May » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:18 pm

Remember when the first one ended with bugsy or whatever his name is having anal sex? Real awkward, watching that with my mom
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Postby dcm » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:22 pm

first is totally irredeemable
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:25 pm

Annie May wrote:Remember when the first one ended with bugsy or whatever his name is having anal sex? Real awkward, watching that with my mom

equally cringy watching it with my son

milo: what did she mean by that?
me: she said she'll poop on him
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:01 pm

Much Honoured Lord Nefarious wrote:
Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:i tried to watch the first one but the fights were too slick and it made me feel nauseous


they were not slick in the slightest. they were the most jarring bunch of horseshit ive ever seen


well whatever, i remember finding the action all kinetically wrong and unpleasant to watch. also it was boring
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Postby The Bee (from nature) » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:07 pm

Seamus wrote:I think this was worse than the first one. Also there was one VERY :? :? :? scene which I posted about in the other thread:

during a mission he seduces the bad guy's gf, and whilst, uh, manually stimulating her he secretly inserts a tracking / recording device in her vagina.Toggle Spoiler


So somehow a more tasteless:
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Postby saranclaps ultra mode 9000 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:15 pm

I hope no one sees this cryptofascist shitheap.

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https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2015/jan/27/is-kingsman-the-most-conservative-comedy-this-century
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Postby saranclaps ultra mode 9000 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:17 pm

Don't even pirate this. Matthew Vaughn shouldn't have a career.
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Postby neuartillery » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:21 pm

The funniest part of the first one remains that I watched the first half on mute with closed captioning while on the stationary bike, then went off mute and suddenly learned that Samuel L. Jackson was doing a lisp.
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Postby goofjan » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:01 am

this was not as good as the first one. Julianne Moore's character was really boring. Jeff Bridges seemed very confused. Channing Tatum can't do a southern accent.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby chimp » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:48 am

BlackSugar wrote:
Annie May wrote:Remember when the first one ended with bugsy or whatever his name is having anal sex? Real awkward, watching that with my mom

equally cringy watching it with my son

milo: what did she mean by that?
me: she said she'll poop on him


man this part of the film was so gratuitous, like even more than the rest of it
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Postby chimp » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:06 am

verylousy wrote:why are the american kingsmen cowboys, do brits really think all americans are cowboys


I can confirm that we do think this.
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:19 am

chimp wrote:
verylousy wrote:why are the american kingsmen cowboys, do brits really think all americans are cowboys


I can confirm that we do think this.


that's awesome
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Postby chimp » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:55 am

verylousy wrote:From Texas and can confirm that not only am I not a cowboy but most Texans aren't either, though there are some that aren't and would like to think they are.



wait, what!? I'm going to have to reevaluate some things
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Postby chimp » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:55 am

Wait until all the other British people hear about this!
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Postby goofjan » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:40 am

verylousy wrote:why are the american kingsmen cowboys, do brits really think all americans are cowboys

this is really the most offensive part of a very offensive movie.

also, Trump is basically a Kingsmen villain.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:18 pm

Seamus wrote:I think this was worse than the first one. Also there was one VERY :? :? :? scene which I posted about in the other thread:

during a mission he seduces the bad guy's gf, and whilst, uh, manually stimulating her he secretly inserts a tracking / recording device in her vagina.Toggle Spoiler


Honestly one of the most uncomfortable cinematic moments where the discomfort wasn't intentional.
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