Lets say you have the opportunity to pants Jeremy Renner

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Postby Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:18 pm

Do you take it? Perhaps on the red carpet or some kind of talk show? He won't press charges but he may have a physical response (most likely a weak shove and then getting real close to your face).
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Postby fester » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:20 pm

Yes
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Postby John Dark » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:23 pm

Make this a poll
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Postby cordoba » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:33 pm

almost certainly seems like he'd just laugh and give you the point.

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but i really wanna see someone do this to alec baldwin

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Postby tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:35 pm

jeremy renner and alec baldwin are good
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Postby Annie May » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:41 pm

His penis actually has a successful acting career of its own
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Postby cordoba » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:44 pm

Annie May wrote:His penis actually has a successful acting career of its own


ah yes. a decent career blossoming for stareatme penner
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:45 pm

If I'm close enough to pants him I'm gonna use the Oporto ity to do something worse
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Postby OKterrific » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:47 pm

wendy wrote:If I'm close enough to pants him I'm gonna use the Oporto ity to do something worse


...wet willy??
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:48 pm

Something that would he probably would press charges for
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Postby Milk » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:48 pm

he's the type of guy who even if i thought he was a good actor i still couldn't like cause of his face.

so yeah i guess i would pants him/
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:49 pm

Like Assault or maybe attempted manslaughter idk the legal terms
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Postby OKterrific » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:52 pm

what about the ol' have someone on all fours behind him and then shove him (you could combine it with the pantsing for ultimate effect)
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Postby tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:55 pm

wait what did jeremy renner do wrong my google broke
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:57 pm

He. Called black widow a slut
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm

Bc she works/hangs with mostly dudes
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Postby Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm

OKterrific wrote:what about the ol' have someone on all fours behind him and then shove him (you could combine it with the pantsing for ultimate effect)


Oh man. Can you imagine
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm

So, I am going to fucking murder him in cold blod
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Postby fester » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:00 pm

remember when they turned flowers for algernon into a bourne movie and he was in it and was like "hurry we gotta do this before i turn stupid again"
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Postby i am rich » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:01 pm

this memorial day, jeremy renner IS the dreaded rear admiral
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Postby Paul » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:04 pm

wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut


he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:07 pm

Paul wrote:
wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut


he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.

Let's fuckin kill him
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Postby tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:07 pm

i call myself a slut all the time
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:10 pm

You are free to do that Tati

But if you call black widow or any other woman a slut I will want to beat your ass
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Postby Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:10 pm

Paul wrote:
wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut


he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.


Yes, and also have you seen his face
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:11 pm

Yeah he's a poor man's Nathan filllion
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:11 pm

Ah ! It's terrible
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Postby Paul » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:20 pm

-Worst member of the Avengers
-Worst part of Bourne franchise
-Worst talk show guest

list other things Jeremy Renner ruins
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Postby wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:23 pm

Paul wrote:-Worst member of the Avengers
-Worst part of Bourne franchise
-Worst talk show guest

list other things Jeremy Renner ruins

-Nathan fillion
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Postby Milk » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:16 pm

Paul wrote:-Worst member of the Avengers


especially frustrating because i really like comics Hawkeye. When i learned of this casting i shook my head.
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