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by Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:18 pm
Do you take it? Perhaps on the red carpet or some kind of talk show? He won't press charges but he may have a physical response (most likely a weak shove and then getting real close to your face).
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by fester » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:20 pm
Yes
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by John Dark » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:23 pm
Make this a poll
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by cordoba » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:33 pm
almost certainly seems like he'd just laugh and give you the point.
but i
really wanna see someone do this to alec baldwin
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by tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:35 pm
jeremy renner and alec baldwin are good
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by Annie May » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:41 pm
His penis actually has a successful acting career of its own
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by cordoba » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:44 pm
Annie May wrote:His penis actually has a successful acting career of its own
ah yes. a decent career blossoming for stareatme penner
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:45 pm
If I'm close enough to pants him I'm gonna use the Oporto ity to do something worse
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by OKterrific » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:47 pm
wendy wrote:If I'm close enough to pants him I'm gonna use the Oporto ity to do something worse
...wet willy??
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:48 pm
Something that would he probably would press charges for
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by Milk » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:48 pm
he's the type of guy who even if i thought he was a good actor i still couldn't like cause of his face.
so yeah i guess i would pants him/
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:49 pm
Like Assault or maybe attempted manslaughter idk the legal terms
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by OKterrific » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:52 pm
what about the ol' have someone on all fours behind him and then shove him (you could combine it with the pantsing for ultimate effect)
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by tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:55 pm
wait what did jeremy renner do wrong my google broke
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:57 pm
He. Called black widow a slut
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm
Bc she works/hangs with mostly dudes
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by Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm
OKterrific wrote:what about the ol' have someone on all fours behind him and then shove him (you could combine it with the pantsing for ultimate effect)
Oh man. Can you imagine
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:58 pm
So, I am going to fucking murder him in cold blod
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by fester » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:00 pm
remember when they turned flowers for algernon into a bourne movie and he was in it and was like "hurry we gotta do this before i turn stupid again"
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by i am rich » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:01 pm
this memorial day, jeremy renner IS the dreaded rear admiral
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by Paul » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:04 pm
wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut
he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:07 pm
Paul wrote:wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut
he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.
Let's fuckin kill him
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by tatiana maslany » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:07 pm
i call myself a slut all the time
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:10 pm
You are free to do that Tati
But if you call black widow or any other woman a slut I will want to beat your ass
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by Classic Water » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:10 pm
Paul wrote:wendy wrote:He. Called black widow a slut
he went on Conan shortly after this happened and it was brought up and instead of giving a half-hearted apology he just doubled down on calling her a slut. what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner stinks.
Yes, and also have you seen his face
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:11 pm
Yeah he's a poor man's Nathan filllion
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:11 pm
Ah ! It's terrible
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by Paul » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:20 pm
-Worst member of the Avengers
-Worst part of Bourne franchise
-Worst talk show guest
list other things Jeremy Renner ruins
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by wendy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:23 pm
Paul wrote:-Worst member of the Avengers
-Worst part of Bourne franchise
-Worst talk show guest
list other things Jeremy Renner ruins
-Nathan fillion
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by Milk » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:16 pm
Paul wrote:-Worst member of the Avengers
especially frustrating because i really like comics Hawkeye. When i learned of this casting i shook my head.
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