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Postby internetfriend » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:32 pm

Mine Is Clouds wrote:huge softboy dating tactic

yeah this is right on

i think that internet dating has pushed a lot of men (desperate to differentiate themselves from the herds of creepy, abusive, unpleasant, or even nondescript messages) to open with some variant of "hi, so, how glad are you that i'm not like those other guys?"
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:33 pm

yeah i have never even photographed my wang and im still a bad person
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:38 pm

Mine Is Clouds wrote:also my go to first date question was 'so what's the weirdest/worst online dating experience youve had?" which while a good conversation starter was also a horrifying eye opener. one of the first times i asked it this girl told me she had decided against seeing a guy after 1 or 2 dates and he proceeded to find all her online accounts and flood her with rambling messages, culminating in repeatedly calling her a whore on twitter for re-activating her okc account. then he showed up at her work at some point just to stalk.


...and this woman still agreed to meet me - a total stranger and a man- in a dive bar for drinks. wild shit. most all of them had similar stories. probably just kill all men.

i've been on like. two (possibly three?) dates in the past year thanks to my tinder stalker! and one (possibly two?) of those were with guys i already knew!
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:57 pm

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Mine Is Clouds wrote:huge softboy dating tactic

yeah this is right on

i think that internet dating has pushed a lot of men (desperate to differentiate themselves from the herds of creepy, abusive, unpleasant, or even nondescript messages) to open with some variant of "hi, so, how glad are you that i'm not like those other guys?"


my other openers were genuine like 'oh man i saw [band from profile i also liked] play in _____" (generic example) but even then you have to wrestle with the knowledge that this will be better received than an 'other guy' message which you know she is flooded with.

gotta search deep for your true motivations

same with irl interactions. i wear/like glasses. also into certain boots. i compliment people on them sometimes. when i was single and did so to a woman...was i relying on the knowledge that a girl who had been catcalled all week might be glad to hear that and show interest in me? or was i just being a decent person? both? which one was the primary driver.

do all the 'rest of us' men solely rely on other men being worse than us when interacting with women? even when we think we're not? use it as a reason to never improve?

rly makes u thnk.

anyways glad to be common law married now.
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:01 pm

i did once text an unsolicited portrait of Richard Nixon when i had been away for a couple weeks, but only because Corny Dad Humor is the foundation of my entire dumb personality
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Postby tatiana maslany » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:16 pm

i like to see everyones genitals

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Postby big zorb » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:25 pm

Everyone should just ask each other about favorite pizza toppings as ice breakers.
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:33 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote:Everyone should just ask each other about favorite pizza toppings as ice breakers.


good way to become enemies my dude
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:35 pm

it's favorites, not which one is best :P
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Postby easy » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:37 pm

it's definitely not pepperoni
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:38 pm

internetstrange wrote:
Mine Is Clouds wrote:huge softboy dating tactic

yeah this is right on

i think that internet dating has pushed a lot of men (desperate to differentiate themselves from the herds of creepy, abusive, unpleasant, or even nondescript messages) to open with some variant of "hi, so, how glad are you that i'm not like those other guys?"


i mean this seems fine if you're not also creepy, abusive, unpleasant yourself.
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:38 pm

it works

any man who is receptive to listening to me trash dudes is probably going to get along with me
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:46 pm

men integrating not being shitty to women into their self-concepts probably is a good thing aslong as A, it's sincere & b, they ca still recognize when they hold unconsciously sexist beliefs without that self-concept bursting.

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Postby waldojeffers1 » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:59 pm

I rpetty much never eat pepperoni in a non-pizza context
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Postby Viola Swamp » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:09 pm

Mine Is Clouds wrote:weiner just sentenced to 21 months


OUR OLD WEINER IS

A SEX CRIMINAL
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:11 pm

furrowed brow wrote:
internetstrange wrote:
Mine Is Clouds wrote:huge softboy dating tactic

yeah this is right on

i think that internet dating has pushed a lot of men (desperate to differentiate themselves from the herds of creepy, abusive, unpleasant, or even nondescript messages) to open with some variant of "hi, so, how glad are you that i'm not like those other guys?"


i mean this seems fine if you're not also creepy, abusive, unpleasant yourself.

yeah. i think it's silly and mostly just part and parcel of dealing with internet dating stuff
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Postby big zorb » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:17 pm

chowder julius wrote:it's favorites, not which one is best :P


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Postby Seamus » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:18 pm

guys it's ok to send pics of your dick if it's solicited
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:20 pm

internetstrange wrote:yeah. i think it's silly and mostly just part and parcel of dealing with internet dating stuff


agreed. i def would't say it myself.
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Postby joe » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:23 pm

easy wrote:it's definitely not pepperoni


it's definitely not sausageToggle Spoiler
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Postby Seamus » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:30 pm

i got sent an unsolicited butt pic yday
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Postby grammatron » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:39 pm

Lotta pepperoni and sausage talk in this dick thread.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:05 pm

I really hoping bob511 lives forever and never leaves me because online dating looks so fucking awful
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