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Postby goofjan » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:27 pm

this Ezra Miller profile is something else.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/ezra-miller-talks-fame-living-a-polyamorous-farm-his-metoo-story-1158536

Spend a day with Ezra Miller at his 95-acre Vermont farm and you will surmise that the star with two franchises in motion does not really exist. Instead, "Ezra Miller" is just a glitch in a Mandela Effect-simulated reality that the 26-year-old is happy to explain over a spliff.


Barefoot with chipped nail polish and wearing a unicorn costume ("Unicorns are real, did you know that?"), he would rather talk about the ravages of fossil fuels ("fucking dinosaur juice that we keep burning into the heavens") and the "polyamorous" community of friends and spiritual advisers milling about the farm on this brisk day, marijuana smoke wafting, than how he landed that DC tentpole role: "I auditioned," he deadpans.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby broodstar » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:12 pm



rly heartbroken

edit: also correctly uses whomever instead of whoever, but also seems to use 'mine' instead of 'my relationship'
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Postby Franco » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:09 pm

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Postby mellowgold » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:10 pm

wow last two posts r wonderful
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Postby mellowgold » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:11 pm

actually whole page so far ya that ezra miller profile is amazing
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:20 am

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Postby mellowgold » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:21 am

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Postby mellowgold » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:20 pm

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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:31 pm

Damn sounds like TMZ was reading my misguided posts to Nathan
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Postby Franco » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:03 am

goofjan wrote:this Ezra Miller profile is something else.


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Postby separator » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:17 am

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Postby mellowgold » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:13 am

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby bro tones » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:26 am

whoa
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Postby Franco » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:04 pm

Celiac Cruz wrote:Chris Pine Is So Important


This is out btw
all you have to do is skip to 1:27:53 on Netflix.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:08 pm

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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:11 pm

I still remember this headline

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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:12 pm

pretty sad that Netflix is gonna sit on those dick fast-forward numbers forever
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:18 pm

Well great now I have nothing to look forward to after work!!
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Postby Franco » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:21 pm

heres another viewing guide. somewhat less critical then jezebel, but still we're looking at half a second only

https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/chris-pine-penis-outlaw-king.html
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Postby RIXX » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:22 pm

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awful. it's super obscured by the water and steam and is the shortest full-frontal I think in the history of cinema

my friend, who was already bummed out by his house being burnt down today, is gonna be even more distraught by this
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Postby Franco » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:23 pm

wtf did all the tiff people dupe us
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:23 pm

Your poor friend :(
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:25 pm

alright that's it, we're starting a kickstarter and making a movie expressly for the purpose of getting a longer than 5 second chris pine full frontal
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:25 pm

TIFF is just a generally horned-up atmosphere, ya know
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:49 pm

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Postby mellowgold » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:51 pm

Franco wrote:wtf did all the tiff people dupe us


i think the movie was re-edited? maybe the pinenis was also re-edited ... hmm
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:59 pm

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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:00 pm

Yeah they cut like 25 minutes so I guess we can look forward to an "uncut" version eventually :)
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Postby chad » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:03 pm

Pineis lolll
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:44 pm

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