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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:34 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:jalapeno ranch are ya psyched that Lowry and Donnie M have combined for 36pts, 7reb, 9ast, 2stl, 4threes per game since I traded you Kawhi

Honestly I just noticed I'm currently in 5th place, so as long as I don't completely torpedo in the next few weeks, I'm still cool with it. No idea how I shot up to 5th though.

Currently listening to trades for Westbrook since he doesn't really fit my team. He's still Westbrook though. But none of it matters, we're all gonna lose to Otto Neurotic AssFix anyway.

Which is to say, I support this.
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Postby the_village » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:09 pm

in the few years i've played fantasy basketball i've learned to never claim a win too early. so much can change between now and march.

in fact, i think every team i've ever seen go into the playoffs as the first seed has never won it all. i think maybe it's because if your players are performing that high above their medium for most of the season then there's a chance they will come crashing down to earth at the worst possible time.

but i could be wrong and continue to smash all of you. i mean, 31-5 is a pretty sick record :twisted:
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Postby Lucky » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:37 pm

Nobody tried for Rondo huh. How jealous is everyone now that I own the entire Pels backcourt?
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Postby the_village » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:27 pm

come talk to me when you pick up ian clark, bruh. THAT'S DEDICATION (please drop lebron for him)
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Postby Cartman Sandiego » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:19 pm

do i win award for most injured team yet :(. d'lo, gallo, thrillsa, and one-eyed charlie all out for extended periods of time.
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Postby tonybricker » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:15 am

the_village wrote:in the few years i've played fantasy basketball i've learned to never claim a win too early. so much can change between now and march.

in fact, i think every team i've ever seen go into the playoffs as the first seed has never won it all. i think maybe it's because if your players are performing that high above their medium for most of the season then there's a chance they will come crashing down to earth at the worst possible time.

but i could be wrong and continue to smash all of you. i mean, 31-5 is a pretty sick record :twisted:


Yeah last year I think I lost one week during the entire regular fantasy season and ended up taking 4th when injuries and schedules conspired against me in the playoffs

Just make playoffs, anything can happen
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:44 pm

I'm bored, KAT officially on the block, make me an offer!
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:07 pm

I was playing around with some ideas and then I saw you bought him for $62 so I wouldn't be keeping him anyway. Sorry!
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:09 pm

Its a bit high ya but hes definitely putting up good numbers for me
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:10 pm

Currently #5 in our league
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:47 pm

I will reluctantly trade Hipinion Board Favorite™ Spencer Dinwiddie for the scrub Karl Anthony Towns.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:24 pm

Only one IL spot is rough for a keeper league. I ain't dropping Collins, so guess I'm down a man for awhile.
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Postby Lucky » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:38 pm

Mitchell and Lowry are doing a lot better than Kawhi this week :P
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:32 pm

Well yeah, I didn’t expect Kawhi to return right when I traded for him. Don’t really care about Lowry though, Kawhi supposed to be back in 2-3 weeks so I’m good.
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Postby Lucky » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:28 pm

It's over for Kawhi, I'm afraid.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:55 pm

Well Anthony Davis just went down with a non-contract injury, so I guess it doesn't even matter now. :(
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Postby the_village » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:34 am

didn't like that mitchell for smart trade. thought that was a bit unfair. shows i know nothing.
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Postby Lucky » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:37 am

I didn't realise Mitchell already got traded. Since then I got him and Lowry for Kawhi.
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Postby the_village » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:51 am

I got greedy and lost half a point in the keeper league. Oh well, it was a fun gamble that didn’t pay off.
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:29 pm

Yeah I'm about to take my first big L of the year and I'm honored that it's to you :) No idea how I've survived at the top with a team full of mediocre swingmen.
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Postby Lucky » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:38 pm

Second-placed poop dreams is 9.5 games from first place and 10.5 games from last :|
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:58 pm

What's Lonzo's ranking been so far? Outside the top 100, right?
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:06 pm

Gotta go by (avg) not (total). CP3's 7th on average right now I think.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:27 pm

I needed 1, maybe 2 3's out of Bellinelli and Wiggins to go to 7-2 and theyre a combined 0/8
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Postby lordofdiapers » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:29 pm

Like 26% combined from the field jforejodpfkpgjfjnxfdklmnklm
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Postby the_village » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:43 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:Second-placed poop dreams is 9.5 games from first place and 10.5 games from last :|


just had a peak at the league and it looks like my lead might expand to 13.5 by the end of the day :ahuh:

can't help but feel the injury bug is going to get me at the worst possible time
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:13 pm

Kawhi pls save me.
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Postby pauline walnuts » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:52 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:Like 26% combined from the field jforejodpfkpgjfjnxfdklmnklm


you could have worse luck, 5 of your players could be injured!
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Postby pauline walnuts » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:59 pm

you could also have drafted 2 guys (of 3/4 total) to have season ending injuries :cry:
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:06 am

I’m in four leagues this season and I’m doing miserably in all of them. This is not my year. I gambled too much on project players.
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