NBA 2017-18 Thread: Playoffs Only, Baby!

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Postby ratbags » Wed May 16, 2018 10:58 pm

love a pj three
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Postby ratbags » Wed May 16, 2018 11:04 pm

fucking kevin durant
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Postby came to wreck » Wed May 16, 2018 11:05 pm

he kept them within 20
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Postby ratbags » Wed May 16, 2018 11:07 pm

i was talking about the shove
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Postby mites » Wed May 16, 2018 11:09 pm

Lol I haven’t really watched the rockets this year bc I’m a shitty bball fan but lol what a ridiculous team
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Postby mites » Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 pm

I can hear my dads voice in my head for every play of their’s
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Postby ratbags » Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 pm

who leaves their starters in with zaza on the floor
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Postby zach york » Wed May 16, 2018 11:11 pm

#UncleDrew looks sick
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Postby traced out » Wed May 16, 2018 11:39 pm

zach york wrote:
laserblast wrote:have the warriors ever been clowned like this

(i still think they're gonna win)


both pellies and spurs clowned them once on the road. warriors just getting this out of the way early.

cleveland balled on them last year in the finals

so does durant send everyone text messages tonight
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Postby chandler » Thu May 17, 2018 10:12 am

doncic commented that he hasn't yet made his decision re:coming to the nba next season, but it was during a presser for the ongoing euroleague finals so
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby pissydan » Thu May 17, 2018 10:18 am

chandler wrote:doncic commented that he hasn't yet made his decision re:coming to the nba next season, but it was during a presser for the ongoing euroleague finals so

i'd still take him at 5.
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Postby 5% Tint » Thu May 17, 2018 11:15 am

seems like a move to avoid the Kings, i'm sure he's telling Kokoskov "yes Coach Igor I'm 100% coming next year, take me #1"
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Postby pissydan » Thu May 17, 2018 12:13 pm

no ball until saturday is a huge heap of bullshit.
As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby pissydan » Thu May 17, 2018 12:13 pm

are they traveling by covered wagon?
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 1:37 pm

It's okay the WNBA starts soon
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Postby chandler » Thu May 17, 2018 2:57 pm

we should take the opportunity to talk about how mo bamba should go #1
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Postby pissydan » Thu May 17, 2018 3:10 pm

chandler wrote:we should take the opportunity to talk about how mo bamba should go #1

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN SOMEHOW
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Postby draw » Thu May 17, 2018 3:18 pm

They should do a Stranger Than Fiction remake where Masai Ujiri's life starts getting narrated by NBA message board shitposters who keep proposing deals involving Lowry and DeRozan.
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Postby draw » Thu May 17, 2018 3:21 pm

No they shouldn't.

Fuck, I don't know.
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Postby wario lopez » Thu May 17, 2018 5:15 pm

all the combine measurements are updated:
https://stats.nba.com/draft/combine-anthro/
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 5:27 pm

I'm fine if Derozan is traded for a top five pick
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Postby draw » Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 pm

Mikhail would definitely do that if he wasn't already tapped out
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Postby speakers » Thu May 17, 2018 6:49 pm

ratbags wrote:I'm fine if Derozan is traded for a top five pick


get vlade on the horn
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 6:53 pm

doesn't even have to be that high actually. mikal would look great in a raptors uniform.

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Postby Ankh » Thu May 17, 2018 8:40 pm

feels like game 3 should be tonight
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Postby trouble » Thu May 17, 2018 8:46 pm

lebron's team of old assholes need some extra Zs
i'm on one
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Postby trouble » Thu May 17, 2018 8:48 pm

although i guess they are younger than the warriors after getting rid of rose and wade
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu May 17, 2018 9:03 pm

Im pretty ok with the idea of JR and George Hill stewing over that wretched performance for days and mind gaming themselves straight to heck
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Postby wario lopez » Fri May 18, 2018 12:09 pm

anyone have a link for the euroleague final four? i'm going through withdrawals from basketball. reddit only has an acestream up, but that's a no-go since i'm at work.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri May 18, 2018 12:14 pm

Elfrid Payton cut his hair.
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