NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: I'm Trying Jennifer

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby the soccer return believer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:27 am

Take the east's 8 seed and give it to the west imo
katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:32 am

WE GOT A FEW HOURS TO GO BILL SO STRAP IN.
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:34 am

Are we sure Bill doesn't have dementia? Cuz that was some duplicative commentary
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Postby KPH » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:36 am

Hope the 3rd is entirely devoted to Bill's early theories about the internet
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:41 am

Wow it rules that the contortionist missed with the bow
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Postby the soccer return believer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:49 am

katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:50 am

Giving up a lot of transition buckets way too easily.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:52 am

Fun while it lasted! Nurk is dumb!
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Postby KPH » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:52 am

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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:54 am

Jesus Christ.
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Postby inspectorhound » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:54 am

Time for bed del
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:55 am

delgriffith wrote:
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Postby the soccer return believer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:55 am

wtf
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Postby KPH » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:55 am

Fuck KD
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:56 am

Don't worry... Shabazz'll Dazzle.
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Postby zach york » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:58 am

Walton is cool but his homering for the Warriors is a little grating.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:58 am

Bill took two bites of that cookie and was off to the races.
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Postby the soccer return believer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:59 am

I figured he'd be a bit even-handed what with it being the Blazers and all
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Postby messier object » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:00 am

mozart AND steve jobs
fouder mister printer the Nowing ones complane of my book the fust edition had no stops I put in A Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese
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Postby Jabberwocky » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:00 am

Saw the Raptors at the United Center tonight. They were fine but mostly the Bulls just tanked it up. I haven't watched any Raps games this year but I thought your guys conversation about DeRozan being a fun/unexpected MIP selection was interesting. Unfortunately he had a terrible game and was shooting a lot of low percentage shots.

More importantly, during the Valentine's Day kiss cam a heavyset, middle-aged black man came on the screen. He was wearing a jacket so at first I thought he was just wearing a Hillary Clinton t-shirt but then I noticed the word prison on his stomach. I still can't really believe it to be honest and I want someone to find the in-game footage of that for confirmation.
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Tutto!
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:02 am

Let it fly, Kyle... Klay. Kyle. Klay. Whatever.
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Postby KPH » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:04 am

I keep hoping Ariza's gonna hit those notes
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:04 am

Truly love this Dame performance.
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Postby zach york » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:05 am

Bill probably shouldn't be near another Warriors game.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:06 am

KPH wrote:I keep hoping Ariza's gonna hit those notes

This ad has erased parts of my brain that hadn't already been fully corrupted by "THE ANDERSONS GOT TICKETS TO THE GAME?!"
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:06 am

Bill's ready for bed.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:07 am

KPH wrote:I keep hoping Ariza's gonna hit those notes

i was sure i saw him do it one time
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:07 am

Bill is the best what is wrong with you
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:09 am

Dave Pasch: "Nick Young, that's his nickname. Swaggy P"

Bill: "I would not have guessed that."
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:13 am

T up Draymond, c'mon.
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