NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: Beat L.A.

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Postby the soccer return believer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:25 pm

katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:21 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:Lonzo makes the Lakers better when he sits on the bench
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Postby Hugh » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:52 pm

Wiz have like 17 turnovers before halftime.
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Postby KPH » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:54 pm

Oh boo no Kawhi
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:19 pm

Really weird reading a recap of last night's game and seeing Jamal Crawford talking about defense being the key to winning

The only logical explanation is that someone at the Christmas party spiked the punch with Thibs Dust
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:33 pm

Truly baffling sequence to end this Sixers game.
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:41 pm

love embiid getting hype after that
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:42 pm

trey burke welcome
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:46 pm

man i wish i had today off. i would love to be on the couch for an all day nba cuddle with the shasta dawg.
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:48 pm

hernangomez airballed a free throw
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Postby draw » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:56 pm

Can't wait for Shaq to start beefing with Joel on Shaqtin'.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:01 pm

uncledoj wrote:Del in this thread = Damian Lillard at the end of this video


lol I love this. He said on Twitter the reaction was because he called it.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:06 pm

I'm really excited for the Memphis pregame presentation/those uniforms.
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Postby 5% Tint » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:27 pm

yay Giannis had his first 20 rebound game
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:31 pm

I sorta agree with this on Blazers Edge, unfortunately:

DD: If we’re talking individual players, Jusuf Nurkic is my surprise, and not necessarily a good one. I didn’t expect him to go full-on Nurk Fever, but Vacuum-Sucking Nurk Icebox is a little too far the other direction. His offense was self-centered, his defensive effort intermittent at best in the early season. Injuries may have played a role there, but approach was also a factor. In a way, he was emblematic of the team as a whole: good on paper, lost in translation somewhere between theoretical potential and actual execution. Like Harkless, he’s picked it up lately, but when is this team going to learn than you can’t take 2.5 months to warm up if you want the season to mean anything? It’s mid-January and already it feels like we’re accumulating excuses—individually and corporately—for what they’re not going to do instead of anticipating what they’re going to achieve.

PS: Your take on Nurkic’s play this season being symbolic is right on the money. Why do you think this group does that? This is the third straight season that Portland has gotten off to a slow start. In each of the prior seasons, they were able to step on the gas late, but with the easy stretch of the schedule behind them, I wonder if the Blazers are going to be able to put it together, or this will be the year that they simply won’t have enough to get it done. When the schedule came out, we all took a look at it and said “12-6 through their first 18 games will be necessary”, but obviously that didn’t happen.

There’s decent talent on this roster and, though even on paper they clearly aren’t going to hang with the Western Conference elite, it still feels like this team is actually less than the sum of their parts.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:36 pm

More than anything, it bums me out that Stotts is probably going to be let go, either this season or at the end of it. I don't think that's the solution.
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Postby Marx & Engels » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:38 pm

Starting to convince myself the Bulls have a legit foundation

LaVine looks so good on offense already. Please don't ask about what his defense looks like
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:41 pm

I didn’t really believe the Nurk surge after the trade last season if I’m being honest. He’s fallen back into playing exactly how he did when he was ruining Jokic’s game at the beginning of the season. I feel like he’s more of a backup who can step into a decent role when the first center picks up an injury. Which is fine.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:43 pm

It certainly looks that way, yeah. Watching him in the post is the most maddening thing in the world.
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Postby draw » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:52 pm

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Postby the soccer return believer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:03 pm

kill him lowry


is nurk not gonna win mip then
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Postby trouble » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:07 pm

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ben...jonathan...BILL?
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:18 pm

It's January 15th and the Wolves are tied with the Spurs for the 3rd seed. Not sure how to handle this development.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:21 pm

Frank almost with the triple double... love the kid
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Postby draw » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:22 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:kill him lowry

Weird
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:23 pm

Lucky's likes and dislikes are a pretty good bellwether in that he's always wrong.
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Postby the soccer return believer » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:26 pm

Don't you like the Rockets
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