NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: I'm Trying Jennifer

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Postby ratbags » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:09 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:They should've done that instead of Bucks/Knicks. At least they have the sense to show the long held Blazers/Jazz rivalry.


i'm actually more pissed about the houston/okc game being a thing lol
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Postby ratbags » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:13 pm

i will be happy to cheer for the portland trailblazers to destroy the grayson allen jazz on christmas day tho
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:17 pm

Hey wait a second
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Postby ratbags » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:18 pm

i'll also be supporting members of the jazz who are australian, named donovan, and who aren't grayson allen
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Postby ratbags » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:20 pm

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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:09 am

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Postby goldsoundz » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:25 am

blows my mind that they'd pass on warriors-rockets for another warriors lebron-james massacre
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:33 am

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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:39 am

ratbags wrote:i'll also be supporting members of the jazz who are australian, named donovan, and who aren't grayson allen

The presence of Grayson Allen is greatly testing my devotion to Ricky Rubio
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:22 pm

Grayson will probably barely be in the rotation.
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Postby chandler » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:16 pm

i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby thrasher » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:19 pm

mavs @ suns season opener on espn, heck yeah
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Postby draw » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:20 pm

chandler wrote:

Can't wait to massively overreact to the outcome of this
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Postby Repo » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:26 pm

thrasher wrote:mavs @ suns season opener on espn, heck yeah


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Postby delgriffith » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:37 pm

Blazers get to open the season handing LeBron and the Lakers a loss :twisted:
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Postby ratbags » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:17 pm

Guess I'm gonna go see Gordon Hayward get wrecked to start the season off
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:30 pm

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Postby speakers » Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:31 pm

frank's future is above the rim (ok, that makes sense i guess) and the haters are... lower than that?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:36 pm

His future is the backboard for all those bricks he's gonna put up
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:05 pm

jokes on you he won’t even shoot!
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:06 pm

i think he’ll be a fine shooter although never a scorer per se

i think he could be like roberson but not inept on one side of the ball
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Postby grayfox » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:05 pm

i've been laughing at this photo for 5 minutes

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Postby grayfox » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:06 pm

i still haven't watched a bulls game in 3 years. i hate this fucking team and FO but i can't change loyalties to my hometown. eventually things will turn around, i guess.
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Postby draw » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:37 pm


lol I can't believe I've never seen this. Glorious.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:39 pm

grayfox wrote:i still haven't watched a bulls game in 3 years. i hate this fucking team and FO but i can't change loyalties to my hometown. eventually things will turn around, i guess.

Wendell Carter seems legitimately awesome, so you can look forward to that.

I actually really like the current Bulls team even though they won’t be “good”. Excited for Bulls Jabari.
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Postby Marx & Engels » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:31 am

Lauri rules, Wendell is gonna rule, LaVine and Parker should be at least intermittently fun to watch if you ignore their contracts, Dunn could be something, Portis is fun

I hate the organization but at least they had the decency to assemble a roster where you can find things to root for. Of course it's going to end in a failure to build something meaningful around whatever legitimately good players they stumble upon, but whaddaya gonna do
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Postby ratbags » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:35 am

i hope wendell grows his sideburns back
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Postby ratbags » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:13 am

keep it weird, uncle dennis

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Postby delgriffith » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:28 am

lol
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Postby mini » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:03 am

that kawhi logo is very matisse and un-nba
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