NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: I'm Trying Jennifer

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby scurrydog » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:11 am

I hope Leonard gets competent representation soon.
somewhere there's a fake me out there.
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Postby landspeedrecord » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:19 am

embarrassing
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby separator » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:21 am

did trump write that for him?
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Postby draw » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:23 am

I got Michael Scott vibes
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Postby the soccer return believer » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:34 am

why did they crush a spider at the bottom of the page
katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby draw » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:36 am

The KL2 in the shape of a hand is also very Michael Scott
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Postby Ankh » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:38 am

all the player logos are p bad
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:43 am

That index finger fucks everything up.
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Postby brent » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:46 am

THANK YOU
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Postby grayfox » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:54 am

Marx & Engels wrote:Lauri rules, Wendell is gonna rule, LaVine and Parker should be at least intermittently fun to watch if you ignore their contracts, Dunn could be something, Portis is fun

I hate the organization but at least they had the decency to assemble a roster where you can find things to root for. Of course it's going to end in a failure to build something meaningful around whatever legitimately good players they stumble upon, but whaddaya gonna do

i don't think it's enough to build from, and i'm sure they'll fuck it up soon in some way by trading one of them and acquiring some washed out star.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:25 pm

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Postby ratbags » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:27 pm

I want it
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Postby ratbags » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:27 pm

Would love them to tweet THANK YOU, MELO too
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Postby speakers » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:17 pm

ratbags wrote:Would love them to tweet THANK YOU, MELO too


someone needs to do a melo THANK YOU, ATLANTA letter stat

including some weird CA monogram/logo that looks like a dude refusing to come off the bench
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Postby wario lopez » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:49 pm

reminds me of when sheed was on the hawks, still so weird to see
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:53 pm

Brian Scalabrine is enjoying the scenario.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:56 pm

Sheed's coach that night? Terry Stotts.
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Postby Gnarls » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:58 pm

delgriffith wrote:Brian Scalabrine is enjoying the scenario.


lol
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Postby ratbags » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:26 pm



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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:42 pm

what
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby chandler » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:10 am

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i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby whatabout tim » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:18 am

Glad to see it was something dumb he came up with playing fortnite, I give it a week until someone figures out that it’s some weird nationalist reference
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:30 am

It's a reference to that weird video of him being disappointed that he's having another daughter
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:33 am

the celtics were much more likable with this dork on the bench
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Postby Ankh » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:57 am

there's a p good chance he'll end up on the bench anyway right?
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Postby wario lopez » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:04 pm

they gotta be thinking about starting kyrie, horford, and the 3 wings right?
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Postby chandler » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:06 pm

wario lopez wrote:they're gotta be thinking about starting kyrie, horford, and the 3 wings right?


i would think so, just put your five best players out there and see what happens
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Postby chandler » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:08 pm

the question will be whether that lineup can keep the other team from abusing them on the offensive glass
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:08 pm

There's no way Morris is gonna be a starter
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:14 pm

Are some of you guys really pretending they're not gonna start Hayward? Or are these posts sarcastic? It's too early in the day for this...
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