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Postby Ankh » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:17 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:Are some of you guys really pretending they're not gonna start Hayward? Or are these posts sarcastic? It's too early in the day for this...



https://www.celticsblog.com/2018/8/10/17669568/projections-2018-2019-nba-boston-celtics-lineups-kyrie-irving-gordon-hayward-al-horford-jayson-tatum

it makes sense to bring him off hte bench at the beginning of hte season at least until he gets up to speed
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:21 pm

What time does the schedule come out today
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Postby draw » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:06 pm


Bummer
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Postby chandler » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:07 pm

hopefully we see him back in the nov/dec time frame
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:10 pm

I doubt he's back by then. He'll probably get redshirted.
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Postby chandler » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:12 pm

similar recoveries have said 10-12 weeks. simmons happened like two weeks before the season started plus they were in full on tank mode
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Postby landspeedrecord » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:19 pm

Jones fractures are notoriously hard to predict so... we'll see! it's a bummer
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:57 pm

that's a long wait

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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:01 pm

jalapeno ranch, wanna come to toronto for NYE?

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Postby wario lopez » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:07 pm

the nuggets have been posting the best jokic assists from last season









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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:08 pm

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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:16 pm

wow the raps are getting 15 nationally televised games
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:18 pm

Orlando hosts Toronto on 12/28, the day before my birthday. Thinking of going to this. Hopefully it goes better than the last time I saw the Magic play the Raptors in December.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:21 pm

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:21 pm

ratbags wrote:jalapeno ranch, wanna come to toronto for NYE?


Hell yeah! I’m incredibly bad at saving money but I’d love to visit.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:21 pm

i have to wait till march to see lebron
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:25 pm

man the nuggets keep getting the shit end of the stick huh

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Postby Ankh » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:44 pm

you're not even gonna mention a cavs/raps opener? smh
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:03 pm

cavs? who are they?
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:26 pm

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Postby wario lopez » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:54 pm

ratbags wrote:man the nuggets keep getting the shit end of the stick huh



i dunno, beats the 15-day, 7-game road trip against mostly playoff teams that defined their season last year. overall, an upgrade!
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Postby wario lopez » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:57 pm

the nuggets and warriors play on my birthday, april 2nd! :ryan:
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Postby draw » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:05 pm

I don't watch too many Nuggets games. What's the ratio of goofs to successes when he tries wild shit like that?
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:19 pm

i love jokic's redirect passes
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:41 pm

draw wrote:I don't watch too many Nuggets games. What's the ratio of goofs to successes when he tries wild shit like that?

Jokic is extremely good at reading opposing teams so the “goofs” are a lot more slim than you’d think. Jokic rules.

I also love how he’ll look like he’s about to pass out from running across the court then he’ll just randomly do awesome shit like that. It makes no sense and it’s great.

In my opinion he’s what Ben Simmons wants to be except the defensive stats favor Simmons.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:43 pm

jalapeno i hope you're considering my NYE invite
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:45 pm

ratbags wrote:jalapeno i hope you're considering my NYE invite

I responded! I’d love to! It’ll all depend on whether or not I can actually save up some money. I’ve been in between work for a month but I start up again on Monday.
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:48 pm

ratbags wrote:that's a long wait



100% pop will sit him that game
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Postby wario lopez » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:52 pm

draw wrote:I don't watch too many Nuggets games. What's the ratio of goofs to successes when he tries wild shit like that?

he's such a gifted passer that it doesn't often go wrong. the way he reads space and help defense is preternatural. his passes aren't just flashy, they're also accurate and he hits drivers in their stride and shooters in their shooting pocket. this is a decent breakdown of his decision-making process:

you should some watch some nuggets games this season. they should be compelling.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:59 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:
ratbags wrote:jalapeno i hope you're considering my NYE invite

I responded! I’d love to! It’ll all depend on whether or not I can actually save up some money. I’ve been in between work for a month but I start up again on Monday.


tickets to the game will be on me
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