Anyone get any good action this weekend?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby bruce » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:46 pm

I didn't : (
"the people i love i don't live with now" - chief keef
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:22 pm

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make it mild
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Postby dvr » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:24 pm

man, about 176 weekends ago it got REAL!
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:37 pm

Going on a six-month dry spell! :lol:
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:41 pm

I got a good feeling about this next one
oh no someone save us
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:48 pm

nobody wants to fuck me cos im a fat grouch and my flipflops dont match

also i drink as much as any 3 boarders combined so my dick is broken
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:53 pm

do you love me like i love me
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I'm probably out of shape, too, so I'm sure I'd be a lousy fuck.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I'm in fantastic shape, it's overrated
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Postby Annie May » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I got some good snacktion. Nachos, specifically.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:02 pm

Brouhaha wrote:I'm in fantastic shape, it's overrated


I have better stamina when I'm in shape, though.

Then I can go for HOURS. Or at least until she throws me off of her lol.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:03 pm

Or maybe she's throwing herself off of me, who's to say, really.
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:03 pm

Six months isn’t a very bad dry spell
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:04 pm

waldojeffers1 wrote:Six months isn’t a very bad dry spell


Yeah, I've had worse.
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Postby kit fox » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:04 pm

the action, it was so good
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:05 pm

skinny fucking is inarguably better

i got winded carrying bottles to the trash today
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:06 pm

it was a shitass of bottles but still
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:09 pm

Like 75% of the recycling lately is beer bottles.

The other 25 is pizza boxes, fuck. FUCK.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:10 pm

otoh one positive thing about the pizza boxes is that I'm providing a stimulating environment for the cats.
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Postby mortimer » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:11 pm

Nope
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:16 pm

Do you ever think about how maybe it's a good thing you're not getting laid, because at least it's sparing you from embarrassment?
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:18 pm

yeah nobody should be subjected to this mess right now

its not like im trying and failing, im just being considerate
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:20 pm

Oh, I didn't mean you personally.

You understood, if you will.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:23 pm

I'm going to get strong enough to where I can hold the women upside down in the air while we go down on each other, I like em pretty thick though so might drop a few in the process
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Postby dvr » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:04 am

Brouhaha wrote:I'm going to get strong enough to where I can hold the women upside down in the air while we go down on each other, I like em pretty thick though so might drop a few in the process



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_moves
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Postby black drum » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:09 am

I just want to say that I got some good action last weekend. I totally had sex and came (blew rope).
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Postby trope » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:24 am

oh I thought this thread was about gambling
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Postby trope » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:25 am

but in either case my answer is HELL YES I CLEANED UP
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Postby theta » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:26 am

getting action jams ass
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:00 am

theta wrote:getting action jams ass



sometimes
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