Anyone get any good action this weekend?

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Postby bruce » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:46 pm

I didn't : (
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:22 pm

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make it mild
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Postby dvr » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:24 pm

man, about 176 weekends ago it got REAL!
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:37 pm

Going on a six-month dry spell! :lol:
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:41 pm

I got a good feeling about this next one
oh no someone save us
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:48 pm

nobody wants to fuck me cos im a fat grouch and my flipflops dont match

also i drink as much as any 3 boarders combined so my dick is broken
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:53 pm

do you love me like i love me
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I'm probably out of shape, too, so I'm sure I'd be a lousy fuck.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I'm in fantastic shape, it's overrated
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Postby Annie May » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:54 pm

I got some good snacktion. Nachos, specifically.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:02 pm

Brouhaha wrote:I'm in fantastic shape, it's overrated


I have better stamina when I'm in shape, though.

Then I can go for HOURS. Or at least until she throws me off of her lol.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:03 pm

Or maybe she's throwing herself off of me, who's to say, really.
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:03 pm

Six months isn’t a very bad dry spell
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:04 pm

waldojeffers1 wrote:Six months isn’t a very bad dry spell


Yeah, I've had worse.
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Postby kit fox » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:04 pm

the action, it was so good
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:05 pm

skinny fucking is inarguably better

i got winded carrying bottles to the trash today
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:06 pm

it was a shitass of bottles but still
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:09 pm

Like 75% of the recycling lately is beer bottles.

The other 25 is pizza boxes, fuck. FUCK.
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:10 pm

otoh one positive thing about the pizza boxes is that I'm providing a stimulating environment for the cats.
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Postby mortimer » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:11 pm

Nope
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:16 pm

Do you ever think about how maybe it's a good thing you're not getting laid, because at least it's sparing you from embarrassment?
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Postby tatiana maslany » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:18 pm

yeah nobody should be subjected to this mess right now

its not like im trying and failing, im just being considerate
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:20 pm

Oh, I didn't mean you personally.

You understood, if you will.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:23 pm

I'm going to get strong enough to where I can hold the women upside down in the air while we go down on each other, I like em pretty thick though so might drop a few in the process
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Postby dvr » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:04 am

Brouhaha wrote:I'm going to get strong enough to where I can hold the women upside down in the air while we go down on each other, I like em pretty thick though so might drop a few in the process



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_moves
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Postby black drum » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:09 am

I just want to say that I got some good action last weekend. I totally had sex and came (blew rope).
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Postby trope » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:24 am

oh I thought this thread was about gambling
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Postby trope » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:25 am

but in either case my answer is HELL YES I CLEANED UP
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Postby theta » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:26 am

getting action jams ass
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:00 am

theta wrote:getting action jams ass



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