hot new genre of confused facebook posting

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Come around
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:03 am

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Postby Jeremy » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:07 am

What is "book covering"?
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:08 am

contact. the plastic stuff u gotta cover kids school books with to make sure it doesnt get all messed up real easy. most hacks seem to be using contact on ur fridge or pantries for a new decorating spice up.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:13 am

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:14 am

this is so outer suburbs australiana it hurts
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:15 am

feels like christmas with ur extended family. givin me a weird type of asmr

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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:20 am

new genre: carrying on like a pork chop
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Postby Durham » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:24 am

Surprised booting isn’t Australian slang for a cool sex move
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Postby Durham » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:27 am

dragons69 wrote:contact. the plastic stuff u gotta cover kids school books with to make sure it doesnt get all messed up real easy. most hacks seem to be using contact on ur fridge or pantries for a new decorating spice up.



this is making me feel like those odd little world building touches in garbage wasteland dystopias where the truly desperate hang on to life by beautifying their shitheaps with junk the best they can isn’t too far off the mark
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:37 am

should we see what the kmart mums think of blackhole youtube

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Postby Primary » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:03 am

I literally am fist pumping rn
so many social engagements, so little time
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Postby Catullus » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:50 am

Extremely my shit. Love this
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:21 pm

about one in ten posts are about contacting things. the true kmart hack.

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Postby separator » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:25 pm

ok that one is pretty awesome though
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:30 pm

as a decorating nerd and fan of australiana ooooof. bring back bruce. also a lot of posts on how to wipe ur butt oddly enough. might do a thread of favourite bit of butt wiping advice. someone marry me and take me to the suburbs i want to decorate a nice house and be the princess of kmart.

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Postby theta » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:30 pm

dragons69 wrote:should we see what the kmart mums think of blackhole youtube

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:39 pm

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:42 pm

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Postby joe » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:57 pm

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im sorry is this person painting a fabric sofa? what in the literal fuck is going on
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Postby Milk » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:58 pm

V sorry K-mart made it to australia.
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Postby Annie May » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:02 pm

Lots of kmart stores in the US are being shut down with the rise of amazon and all that, is this not as pronounced down under?
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Postby Annie May » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:03 pm

the phrase 'kmart mums' is eating my brain
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:13 pm

no one uses amazon here as the shipping is fucking bonkers ie like $15-$30 for a book or dvd.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:14 pm

i think australia is too spread out and sparse for efficient and cheap shipping to ever exist for large items plus kmart mums seems more like a way of life
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