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Postby dragons69 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:21 pm

1.15am drive to Kmart in the rain as I finally saw the Elf door today when returning something but the line was too long so I left it behind. Now I have one I don’t know what to do with it. No Elves and no stacking trees left
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Postby dragons69 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:36 pm

A little idea of covering up my stove top when not in use. The Black vinyl on a board, goes with my red and black themed kitchen Image
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Postby hogwild » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:43 pm

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Postby dragons69 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:50 pm

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Postby goldmatt » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:50 pm

This is the best thread.
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Postby dragons69 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:09 am

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Postby futurist » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:27 am

i was introduced to facebook shucking parties recently and there's gotta be a huge crossover here
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Postby dragons69 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:09 am

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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:53 am

josh wrote:

My family did this last year
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night moves wrote: People like you make up false boogeyman to blame for their emotions being out of control
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Postby Milk » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:13 am

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I've never been through it myself, in part because i lack the biological capacity, but i'd think giving birth is definitely one of the times when you don't want time to stand still.
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Postby kayke » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:46 pm

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someone contact paper over my eyes so I'll stop crying
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:13 am

Dear Kmart shoppers. Please watch what you are saying when doing your Christmas shopping. My children over heard a number of parents saying out loud the gifts that would be from santa and the gifts that would be from them. I have had to deal with unnecessary questions since. They do not need to hear it nor do I wish to have to explain anything due to your carelessness and lack of thought. They still believe and I wish it to stay that way. THANK YOU.
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Postby joe » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:39 pm

Norm please describe your experience playing the mouthguard game with your family
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:43 pm

spending a month panicking over not having an elf door as how else will it elf 'arrive' and play in ur house and do stuff like this is really doing it for meImage
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:49 pm

how are these elves so cooked and not at all like my hot secret holding fantasy elvesImage
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Postby Milk » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:51 pm

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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:52 pm

I can't wait for Christmas to discount the fairy lights so we get more rooms like this. All the weird summer vibe signs in someone's storage room is s goodImage
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:59 pm

I didnt have anywhere to put the christmas stockings so I bought the ladder and tied them to itImage
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:06 pm

the new thing atm is sticking a bunch of boxes together and covering it in brick contact to look like a traditional fire place to hang ur stockings off but this one is fuckin siiiickImageImageImage
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Postby Architecture » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:56 pm

This is, somehow, a new low
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Postby dragons69 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:04 am

it reminds me of when Patrick starfish has his parents visiting so he builds all this furniture out of sand in a frenzy
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Postby Architecture » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:20 am

The creases between boxes is fucking killing me

Why not use foamcore? Too expensive?
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Postby goldmatt » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:48 am

Wow.
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Postby joe » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:40 am

love to light candles in a cardboard nook
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Postby dragons69 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:46 am

my christmas station
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:50 pm

joe wrote:Norm please describe your experience playing the mouthguard game with your family

My brothers in law did it and I snap chatted it.

You are supposed to put them in and then pick a card and pronounce the word on it. It's actually pretty funny. We had a good laugh for 10 min.
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:59 pm

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delgriffith wrote:Yeah Norm.

OKterrific wrote:Norm yay

Cronos wrote:The world needs more Norm

Feech La Manna wrote:well here's Norm at least

night moves wrote: People like you make up false boogeyman to blame for their emotions being out of control
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:30 pm

the posts where they are giving every child in their class a present is breaking me
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:32 pm

So I gave in and made a fake fireplace, bricks aren't my thing and neither is contact so I just wrapped it with inside out wrapping paper it's not perfect but the kids love it pretty much everything from kmart except the gold trees and the bow

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