hpn secret santa: the reckoning SANTA HAS SPOKEN

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:13 pm

Ok, good. I was hoping you'd get my sense of humor and that you'd get an afterlife! Lol.
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Postby can't » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:29 pm

hell yes
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Postby mariavesperi » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:27 am

I came home from a cross country road trip today to find the best fucking package waiting for me

I will post pics but want to say this asap: Snitch. amazing, fascinating, I love everything so much
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Postby ZONKER » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:11 am

Like camping, I had a bunch of “life stuff” happen (shitty holidays/family drama/traveling a bunch) so I’m gonna be sending out your gift today or tomorrow.

Also got the posters (?) my SS sent me, I haven’t opened the package yet so I don’t know who sent it (Jeffrey? It was a Kentucky addy) but rest assured I’m fuckin’ PUMPED FOR IT!!!
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:37 am

I shipped mine on Dec. 22nd and according to my tracking info it still haven't arrived. >:O
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Postby nite69 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:11 pm

im a laggard and will be sending my gift soon
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Postby snitch » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:26 pm

mariavesperi wrote:I came home from a cross country road trip today to find the best fucking package waiting for me

I will post pics but want to say this asap: Snitch. amazing, fascinating, I love everything so much

ahh yay I'm so glad it arrived and you like it! :D
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Postby ocean pimp » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:40 pm

ZONKER wrote:(Jeffrey? It was a Kentucky addy)


i'm in bama, zonkbro
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Postby animefilm » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:03 pm

Shipped part of my gift today (there are two packages total, so one will arrive earlier). Pretty frustrating, without going into too many details FEDEX denied one of my packages after seeing its CONTENT.
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:38 pm

Most of my package is assembled and ready to send out, I'm just waiting on one final package from Amazon being delivered Friday and then I'm dispatching it the fuck outttt

oh and I think I posted this earlier but to my secret santa, I am now fully in NYC and so if you haven't shipped anything out yet, pls send to the 231 Front address :)
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Postby ZONKER » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:20 pm

Ok I shipped today. Should get there between the 13th-16th. Is it gauche to say who I shipped to or would that not spoil the surprise?

Also, whoever had me and sent that fat roll of posters I’m finally gonna open it today - I was too full of shame/guilt to open it since I hadn’t even sent mine out yet, but rest assured after I pay my rent it’s getting opened :-)
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Postby pantsoclock » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:42 pm

Finally got my stuff together should get mailed this weekend. Gratified to see a lot of fellow late-os in this thread.
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Postby aoife » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:50 pm

Honestly, it's fun to get a belated Christmas present in January. You Santas have made this a great one. <3
I will need to up my own Santa game next year.
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Postby ZONKER » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:59 pm

Nevermind all hail the great and benevolent admins :gapearth:
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Postby animefilm » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:03 pm

Ok, I've officially sent out both of my packages. Will post when/if I receive my gift
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Postby deadbass » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:01 pm

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poptone, thanks so much for the thoughtful local goodies from Pittsburgh and the Coop figure. Thanks for the note as well, everything put a big smile on my face when it arrived today! Hope you had a good holidays.
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Postby camping » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:43 pm

user criss elliott hooked it up with some insanely comfy and funny young thug socks!!! thx dude, really thoughtful gift. i'd take a photo of mine but they're on my feet and i'm too lazy xD

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my package is going out today. sorry santee, but i think aoife is right - i enjoyed getting a january gift too :ugeek:
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Postby Poptone » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:24 pm

deadbass,

glad things arrived! i'm sorry i got the back half of my gift out so late

i do hope you like everything :)
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Postby RIXX » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:26 pm

Package officially sent off today. to a Chicago boarder :D

2 day priority mail, but because of the holiday monday, it's not arriving til Thursday the 18th
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Postby pantsoclock » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:28 pm

I have also sent my santa wares. I am a responsible boy.
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Postby naturemorte » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:05 am

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holy SHIT i hit the secret santa jackpot this year. i was secretly hoping i would be the recipient of kevmac's "extremely curated package" and i was for once in my life not disappointed. @bleunuitvideo is a favorite IG follow so i couldn't be happier to have copies of your work. btw i know have a 150 seat, fully equipped cinema at my disposal that i can go in every day and watch whatever i want, so i may save one or two of these to check out in there, but i did go out and buy a VCR tonight so that I could watch the original piece you sent. embarrassed to say that i didn't have one for A DECADE but this was finally the thing that made me go out and find a decent sony (with the all-important frame-by-frame jog-wheel).

on top of the dvd's and the original VHS there are some cassette mixes and vapor tapes that i am super psyched to blast and a link to what appears to be a serious treasure trove of experimental media upon which i am going to go ham.

seriously can't thank you enough for the incredible package.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Yesss! I have no idea why it took so long to arrive, apparently it was stuck in Jamaica, NY for two weeks. But I'm really happy you dig it, I kept on flip flopping between "I think he'll like this!" and "Wow you really cheaped out," lol.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:00 pm

I haven't received my package yet, which normally would be a non issue but I'm totally worried it's because it was sent before I updated my address with the postal code (see the panicked toop on page 8.) Abs/aoife, could you let me know if I should be Very Worried about this or Not Worried At All?
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:52 pm

Paging Wintergreen because I tried to send you a PM but the board ate it, you should have received your package back before Christmas
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Postby animefilm » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:09 pm

That is a rad gift, very cool looking VHS and cassettes!
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Postby butter » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:22 am

Yay! Thanks animefilm! Can't wait to devour all the yummy looking treats. Also, very sweet to include a gift (the little koala I forgot to take a picture of) for lil butter. It's going to feel wrong opening something that's 20 years old, but I look forward to giving it to her. And thanks for the kind words about my music! Glad you enjoyed it.
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And this poster... holy shit. This is going up in my office where I record said music. So yeah, you rule, animefilm. :D
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Postby Zardoz » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:14 pm

Very nice!
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Postby animefilm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:55 pm

:) Yahoo! I'm happy you liked your gift Butter. It was a lot of fun putting it together :)
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:32 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:Paging Wintergreen because I tried to send you a PM but the board ate it, you should have received your package back before Christmas


hey ted! apologies for the radio silence. i received your package just before i went out of town for several weeks, and this thread being stickied makes it essentially invisible to me. i really appreciated the homemade bitters! i bought some seltzer water to test them with, and thus far the root beer is probably my favorite. it has a nice sort of black peppery finish that avoids the chemical taste of most commercial root beers. i'll be on the lookout for opportunities to use all of the flavors in the future. thanks, and happy holidays!
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:35 pm

incidentally, having been out of town, i haven't sent my recipient's gifts yet either, but i will this week.

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