hpn secret santa: the reckoning SANTA HAS SPOKEN

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Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby mancubz » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:39 pm

oh nvm i totally fucked up and didn't email you lol
it's cool
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Postby abs » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:07 am

that's ok! stragglers pls email me and I will make a second round in like a week
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Postby nite69 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:13 am

wow the santa has given me a stunner this holiday season
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Postby Merciel » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:34 am

Apologies in advance to my santee for the lameness of the gift you are about to receive.

Also, since I neglected to post stuff I'm interested in: bitters, orgeats and other spice infusions, interesting liqueurs, basically anything you can use to make weird cocktails, plus recipes for whatever weird stuff you send. Interesting candies from whatever corner of the world you're in (nothing with peanuts or meat though plz). Kitschy toddler clothes (18-24 months).

It's probably not a great idea to go for jewelry or clothes, although if you have a spare $30K lying around and want to spring for a Van Cleef and Arpels vintage Alhambra set, I wouldn't say no.
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Postby snitch » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:50 am

I really want this hat but it's sold out

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good luck! 8-)
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Postby snitch » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:52 am

i also already purchased one small thing for my person so keep up, slackers
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:04 am

My secret Santee is going to get an Extremely Curated package this year of stuff I hope they will dig and I'm excited as hell.
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Postby chargie » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:23 am

Happy with who I got :D
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Postby mystery meat » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:38 am

i want in if that's still possible

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Postby galactagogue » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:37 pm

yaaa same, p stoked on this person all around :)
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Postby Science » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:14 am

I love that feeling of reading the giftee’s name, and thinking I have no idea what they might want, then diving into the post history and figuring them out.

Got a real chin scratcher this year. 10 pages into their posts a only have a stocking stuffer worthy idea.
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Postby Science » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:33 am

I like handmade stuff. BirdVsWorms sent me a gap earth painting last year that amongst my prized possessions.

I’m determined to get into camping again so, some kinda gear would be good for me.

I’m a size large shirt.

I use an ecig so a nice juice at 18mg/ml strength would be great.

Just some suggestions if my gifter is stuck. I’ll love anything that is meaningful to you.
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:44 pm

Science wrote:I love that feeling of reading the giftee’s name, and thinking I have no idea what they might want, then diving into the post history and figuring them out.

Got a real chin scratcher this year. 10 pages into their posts a only have a stocking stuffer worthy idea.



yeah it's great to get to know a boarder you may not notice often either because you don't post much in the same threads or whatever.
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Postby aoife » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:24 pm

If anyone is stumped about what to get their Secret Santa, please send an email. We will shakedown your giftee for info. <3
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Postby can't » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:43 pm

all of my posts are complete ass. I feel sorry for my santa but its ok.
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:29 pm

I’m in. I like books about religion and history, weird roadside attractions/related merchandise, music, and the civil war.
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Postby separator » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:43 pm

Autarch are we doing a gift exchange?
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Postby kid8 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:49 pm

I still owe ted pikul a present from last year. I feel really bad about it.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:45 am

But I didn't do secret santa last year?
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:47 am

Are you sure you don't mean 3 years ago?
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Postby kid8 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:40 am

I'm not sure.
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Postby kid8 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:41 am

Do you work at a tv station in new york?
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Postby Poptone » Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:09 pm

i mean i'll take a present from kid8, owed or not
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:03 am

I don't think I got an email, which is fine; but I just want to make sure I have been intentionally left out so that I am not shamed and humiliated for not participating.
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Postby separator » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:05 pm

If you're out I'll do a not secret exchange with you
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Postby Science » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:20 pm

Sorry SDZ, I think you tried to opt-in after emails had been sent.

So even if you were matched now, wouldn't be so secret. Separator is your best bet for a happy Christmas.
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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:04 pm

Self Destructive Zone wrote:I don't think I got an email, which is fine; but I just want to make sure I have been intentionally left out so that I am not shamed and humiliated for not participating.

There's supposed to be a second round of matches soon.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:23 pm

post your address and i will mail you all something
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Postby separator » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:05 pm

I'm open to exchanging with anyone but it can't be secret
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Postby milano boy » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:44 pm

Kwisatz Haderach wrote:post your address and i will mail you all something


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