hpn secret santa: the reckoning SANTA HAS SPOKEN

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby abs » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:14 am

hey kids. 'tis the season -- let's get this started early this year.

spend what you can.

sign up below & email your username plus mailing address to: hipinionsanta@gmail.com

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this year the splendid aoife is helping me organize this, so if you have any questions PM either of us.

Aoife- Please include whether or not you can do international shipping, please name things you are into, or like so we can help your Secret Santa! <3
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Postby abs » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:15 am

ALSO: this year there will be an accountability system. if you sign up, you're agreeing to me disclosing your name (in good humor) if your gift hasn't been received by... (feb 1?) everyone feel good about that added detail this year?
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Postby nite69 » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:41 am

hey, i love this thing


edit: i wear l or xl shirts. i would dig books, art prints from someone u like, and dnd miniatures of any variety but right now im tryin to get more sci-fi people and diff types of monsters.
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Postby chargie » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:51 am

I've not done this before, do european/aussie/american boarders only send to each other or is it mixed? Thinking about the postage costs here.
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Postby chargie » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:56 am

Also, count me in
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Postby ahungbunny » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:58 am

for the first time ever, i'm in

hope you like my own band's merch
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Postby ahungbunny » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:00 am

j/k i would never
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Postby ZONKER » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:02 am

ahungbunny wrote:for the first time ever, i'm in

hope you like my own band's merch


If you get me I wouldn’t mind (plus some booze/books)

But really, ABS/aoeife please hook me up with someone rich and childless :twisted:

E: I’m a size M for shirts and greatly appreciate any and all drugs/alcohol. I also love reading Sci-Fi and hearing new music. I won’t care if you spend $5 or $50 on me as my favorite gifts of the last two years has been a photograph and a drawing of my avatar :gapearth:
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Postby RIXX » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 am

childless person with disposable income, checking in

just sent off my email!
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Postby abs » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:37 am

barrel eye wrote:I've not done this before, do european/aussie/american boarders only send to each other or is it mixed? Thinking about the postage costs here.


I take note of things like this and try to pair you with someone in your same country -- or send your name to someone who has stated that they don't mind sending overseas
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:39 am

Who wants a sample set of my homemade cocktail bitters?
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Postby Kiki » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:51 am

Do people with children not send good gifts?
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Postby ZONKER » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:53 am

Kiki wrote:Do people with children not send good gifts?


I just said that because I’m so poor now I couldn’t imagine how poor I’d be with a kid or two
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Postby RIXX » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:43 am

Ted Pikul wrote:Who wants a sample set of my homemade cocktail bitters?


oh I guess I should just say this now to whoever will have me, i'm sober two years and counting so as much as I'd love being sent drugs or nice beer in the past, I'll just end up giving it away now

but i'll basically love anything I get. i just like mystery gifts :--)
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Postby abs » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:43 pm

oh yeah, if you're participating it's helpful if you write a little post in here about your likes/dislikes etc
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Postby Seamus » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:46 pm

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Postby Seamus » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:48 pm

barrel eye wrote:I've not done this before, do european/aussie/american boarders only send to each other or is it mixed? Thinking about the postage costs here.


Last time I did it I posted a small parcel from here but I just ordered the main part of their gift from a website in their own country and had it delivered straight to my boarder
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Postby camping » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:29 pm

i'm in, as usual

i like uhh, coffee, booze, video games, young thug, but i'm open to whatever my secret santa wants to send :P
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Postby goofjan » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:30 pm

dammit, I'm in.

I just moved into a new place so any kind of home furnishings from ironic to earnest would be lovely. but follow your heart/gut.

thanks abs and aoife!
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Merciel » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:38 pm

sure why not, I've never done it before, seems like it's about time

I put this in my email too, but I'll probably have the easiest time/best results if my recipient is into at least one of (1) dog stuff; (2) baby stuff; and/or (3) girls' fashion thread stuff

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Postby deadbass » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:55 pm

I'm in!

I like books/art/candy/music/movies/games. I have no idea how to summarize what I like sorry.
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Postby churrokbyme » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:56 pm

yes please
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:31 pm

I would like some cool nerdy toys/artwork/things to decorate my new office
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Postby important dentist » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:38 pm

in for sure

i like pretty much whatever but my interests are music, politics/current events, history, cooking and stuff. i always like seeing what boarders come up with for me so don't feel constrained to those categories. i'm a medium or large in t-shirt sizes.
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Postby camping » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:56 pm

important dentist wrote:in for sure

i like pretty much whatever but my interests are music, politics/current events, history, cooking and stuff. i always like seeing what boarders come up with for me so don't feel constrained to those categories. i'm a medium or large in t-shirt sizes.



ID gives great secret santa gifts :P

i wore my "please give me space" shirt just last night!
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Postby aoife » Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:13 pm

atomicbombshell wrote:ALSO: this year there will be an accountability system. if you sign up, you're agreeing to me disclosing your name (in good humor) if your gift hasn't been received by... (feb 1?) everyone feel good about that added detail this year?


Hiponions, if you sign up, and do not fulfill your duties as Secret Santa, unless you are having a delay, or some other issue, we will shame you through the streets of FFA, and your decapitated head will hang on a pike in every Secret Santa thread in the future. <3
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Postby tricksforchips » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:35 pm

I'm in ! Newer around here but definitely want to do this! :)
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