hpn secret santa: the reckoning SANTA HAS SPOKEN

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby camping » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:53 pm

there's a perfect shop in chicago i wanted to get my SS stuff from but i wasn't able to go uptown before i left for the holiday. i get back on the 28th -- my goal is to ship before the new year :)
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Postby criss elliott » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:19 am

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he'll yea, thanks can't!


before i saw your note i was like oh shit did i order this and forget all about it
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Postby abs » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:27 am

holy CRAP, Wong! you are amazing and I cannot wait to drink wine from this gobletttttt holy helllllll

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this bookmark !!!!

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Postby snitch » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:51 am

dang yeah that goblet is siiiick!
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:21 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Dear secret Santee. I've had your gift for weeks, but I've also been miserably sick, so it is still in my house. I will mail it soon.

I mailed it today. It should arrive Jan. 3rd.
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Postby aoife » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:00 pm

Again, you're all amazing Secret Santas. <3
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Postby wong » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:37 pm

atomicbombshell wrote:holy CRAP, Wong! you are amazing and I cannot wait to drink wine from this gobletttttt holy helllllll

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this bookmark !!!!

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Glad you like it and happy it got there to you just in time :D :D
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Postby can't » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:27 pm

criss I am sending you some other cool shit too because I love you
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Postby Zardoz » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:13 am

Merry Christmas Secret Santateers
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Postby pantsoclock » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:43 pm

My gifts won't be ready until a few days after Christmas. Will they be worth the wait? No do not be ridiculous.
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Postby aoife » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:45 pm

SANTA IMPORTANT DENTIST!! You are amazing!! <3
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Besides this array of goodness, Important Dentist also made a donation to ADAPT in my name. This is the disabled activist group who saved everyone's health care this year, and will do everything to undo this tax bill bs in the new year. This is a group I want to be working with, on the front lines and behind the scenes. It means so much to me when abled friends show me that they really care about disabled people. You would think this is just something everyone does, but unfortunately it's not.
Santa Important Dentist, finding the Ban Hammer before Christmas was fun, the socks will serve me well, and I like the book and the pin. <3 I love that you donated to ADAPT, and it means more than I can tell you. <3 <3

If you are reading this and getting teary, good!! I cried reading ID's letter. <3
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Postby nice pass » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:51 pm

good stuff ID
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Postby snitch » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:53 am

just mailed mine soooo hopefully it’ll be there in a coupla days!
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Postby milano boy » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:25 pm

mine is clouds,

thank you so fucking much for the incredibly thoughtful and sick gifts in impeccable wrapping (thanks to mrs. clouds)

1) milano girl and i will be drinking mellow toddies tonight
2) i've really liked the few prarie beers i've had, but their stuff is expensive in ny, so i haven't had much of it. very excited to try these and the ones from your local brewery!
3) the books and stickers rip, esp. the mr. t coloring book
4) i'm eating the milanos right now
5) best western ashtray now has a permanent home on our coffee table
6) we're just about to run out of coffee, so this is perfect.

thanks again, this is probably the sickest package i've ever received from someone -- it's all so wonderful.

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Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:38 pm

damn that is a haul
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Postby aoife » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:00 pm

Santa Clouds, you rock! Where did you find the Mr. T coloring book?
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Postby port » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:32 am

I've never participated in HipSS but these threads always bring me such joy. You all are killing it.
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Postby clouds » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:48 pm

:D

we had lots of fun putting it together. glad it made it without broken beers!

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a thrift/vintage store in denver a couple years ago. can't remember which one. we had to have it, but it just lived in a drawer ever since so it was time for a new home.
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Postby clouds » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:49 pm

p.s. it came with the first page colored. i color better than that.
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Postby galactagogue » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:22 pm

ok ok the goal is to send this puppy out the first week of jan ! hope my person is patient :$
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Postby chargie » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:41 am

received my presents today and they are absolutely amazing! check this out:

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Thank you so so much zardoz, you rule (and are also real talented)!
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Postby Zardoz » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:40 am

Thank you chargie! I am super glad you like your gifts. And be careful with that Luft it does down like water :)
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Postby milano boy » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:04 pm

Dropped my package off at the shipping center today. It will go out tues and should arrive by the end of next week
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Postby wong » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:13 pm

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chargie, thanks so much for the awesome gifts man!
Really appreciate it. Shame about the tequila but I'll drink something else in your honour!
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Postby milano boy » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:13 pm

....and I just realized I forgot to put the card in. Sorry to my secret Santa!
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:35 pm

Mine should have arrived although I think my person might be travelling!!
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Postby chargie » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:13 pm

glad you like it wong, i'll probably send you a bottle of tequila at some point anyway, since the salt shot glasses are to be enjoyed with it! (unless you don't like tequila?)
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Postby goofjan » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:25 pm

mine is in the mail, should arrive wednesday!!
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:16 pm

:lol: iI got a cool dog butt pin with a Kurt Vonnegut style butthole, but there was no note so I don't know who to thank!

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Postby Kevin McCallister » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:57 pm

Oh fucking Christ: for some reason today I looked at the email I sent with my mailing address and realized I forgot to give my postal code.
If the package hasn't been sent yet then Thank God, I'm gonna message aoife my complete address now.
If it has been sent hopefully it'll still make it. If it's returned to sender then I can PayPal the shipping cost, there's no reason my partner-in-gifts should have to pay double the shipping just because I'm an idiot.

I ruined Christmas and I'm sorry!! :(

edit: PMs are broken, sending email to the Santa address
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