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Postby Spooky Jim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:41 pm

Can I post some cool Tolkien inspired art in here?

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Postby Spooky Jim » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:42 pm

This will always be my preferred Balrog depiction, and so I say it has wings.
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Postby hbb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:50 pm

Dude I’m pretty sure there’s a dragon standing behind it
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Postby hbb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:50 pm

17 Awkwardly Timed Pictures You Have To See To Believe
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Postby banquo » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:11 pm

i enjoyed how upset people got that Hobbit wasn't going to be (and certainly wasn't) proportional screen time to book length of being in a barrel
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:34 am

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Postby Sobieski » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:31 pm

A fascination with language had gripped Tolkien in his youth, before writing mythical tales ever entered his thoughts. In fact, one of Tolkien’s apparently controversial claims about languages, both a priori and a posteriori constructed languages and natural languages, was that no matter a tongue’s effectiveness or practicality, it was nothing until there were myths and a culture surrounding it. “Tolkien essentially wrote The Lord of the Rings [and The Hobbit] in order to give his languages a world in which to exist,” said Dawn Catanach (Catanach 1). It has also been noted that “In some strange way, the articulation of Elvish and the other languages of Middle Earth were the catalysis for the rest of his [Tolkien’s] mythos” (Morris 2).
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Postby Poptone » Thu May 17, 2018 11:49 am

Poptone wrote:like, if this is going to be a mostly invented "Young Ranger Aragorn" then this project can fuck right off
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Postby Kenny » Thu May 17, 2018 11:52 am

Fuck this whole thing forever
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu May 17, 2018 1:36 pm

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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu May 17, 2018 1:39 pm

young sheldon but lord of the rungs
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