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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:42 pm

universe wrote:I'm glad Amazon will ruin this stupid book for nerds



i hate to break it to you but Peter Jackson has already been doing this for almost two decades now
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:43 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:shut up ya dork


i'm sending your insult to my one-day pickup location
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:43 pm

“I wish this series need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the series that is given us.”
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:45 pm

I have a signed picture from Sean Bean (as Boromir). He didn't spell my name right though.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:45 pm

del, thanks for clarifying it was sean bean as boromir
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:46 pm

i have one from sean bean as 006.

i asked him to say i taste like strawberries.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:46 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:del, thanks for clarifying it was sean bean as boromir

He signed it Boromir.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:47 pm

jeff bezos trying to fire the one ring into mount doom via some dumbass rocket
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:48 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:jeff bezos trying to fire the one ring into mount doom via some dumbass rocket

The way this dude looks I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up playing freaking Gollum! Am I right, folks?
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:48 pm

they're called eagles, larry
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:49 pm

sean bean was briefly possessed with desire for del's lillard jersey and tried to overpower him for it before repenting
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:50 pm

when del and his mates are down at the pub for a cheeky pint

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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:51 pm

really though i could definitely see this working as a collection of stand-alone seasons in the American Horror Story style - beren and luthien, children of hurin, silmarils/trees, the allakabeth - but doubt they will go that route.

but an aging nerd can hope.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:52 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:when del and his mates are down at the pub for a cheeky pint

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This is actually so accurate.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:52 pm

Poptone wrote: beren and luthien, children of hurin, silmarils/trees, the allakabeth

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Postby pana » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:53 pm

"fuck amazons.. hmmm" - hbo
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:54 pm

internet nerd delgriffith too cool for a random nerd property, film at 11.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:54 pm

Poptone I'm just teasing.
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Postby Daft Pun » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:55 pm

universe wrote:I'm glad Amazon will ruin this stupid book for nerds

I hope Alexa is a wizard in this or something


i really hate agreeing with you to an extent, fuck LOTR. at least the shitty peter jackson movies. sooo boring
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:55 pm

Something that me and my Hobbitheads do when we grab a drink down at the Prancing Pony.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:56 pm

are the hobbits gonna hang dong in this risqué lord of the rings series
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:56 pm

when i go looking for del to invite him to watch soccer with me

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Postby Daft Pun » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:56 pm

amazon: we need new material

someone: how about LOTR

amazon: brilliant
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:56 pm

imagine how big sauron's hog is
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Postby the soccer return believer » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:57 pm

Does Amazon do product intergortion in their shows?

They could have a lil Prime drone carry the ring around

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Postby Mesh » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:57 pm

I'm down.
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:58 pm

the reason the ring expands and contracts is sauron needs to wear it on both his finger and his gigantic hog
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Postby Daft Pun » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:58 pm

why do they want the guy from stranger things? doesn't he work for netflix?
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Postby Poptone » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:58 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:imagine how big sauron's hog is


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